The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
Tom Lehrer Lyrics


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Now if I may indulge in a bit of personal history, a few years ago I worked for a while at the los alamos scientific laboratory in new mexico. I had a job there as a spy. no, I guess you know th
E staff out there at that time was composed almost exclusively of spies... of one persuasion or another. and, while I was out there, I came to realize how much the wild west had changed since th
D old days of wyatt earp and home on the range, and here then is a modern cowboy ballad commemorating that delightful metamorphosis called the wild west is where I wanna be.

Along the trail you'll find me lopin'
Where the spaces are wide open,
In the land of the old a.e.c. (yea-hah!)
Where the scenery's attractive,
And the air is radioactive,
Oh, the wild west is where I wanna be.

Mid the sagebrush and the cactus,
I'll watch the fellas practice
Droppin' bombs through the clean desert breeze.
I'll have on my sombrero,
And of course I'll wear a pair o'
Levis over my lead b.v.d.'s.

Ah will leave the city's rush,
Leave the fancy and the plush,
Leave the snow and leave the slush
And the crowds.
Ah will seek the desert's hush,
Where the scenery is lush,
How I long to see the mush-
Room clouds.

'mid the yuccas and the thistles
I'll watch the guided missiles,
While the old f.b.i. watches me. (yea-hah!)
Yes, I'll soon make my appearance




(soon as I can get my clearance),
'cause the wild west is where I wanna be.

Overall Meaning

Tom Lehrer's song The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be is an ironic ballad about the modern-day wild west. It begins with personal history, as Lehrer reminisces about working as a spy at the los alamos scientific laboratory in New Mexico. He notes how the staff were composed of spies of one persuasion or another. Lehrer then talks about the changes he has seen in the wild west since the time of Wyatt Earp and Home on the Range. The lyrics are a celebration of the new wild west – a land where the air is radioactive, dropping bombs is a fun pastime, and the FBI watches your every move. It's easy to see that the song is a satirical take on the romanticized version of the Wild West.


The lyrics are humorous and use irony to critique modern-day society. Lehrer pokes fun at the idea of a cowboy in modern times, wearing jeans over his "lead B.V.D.s". He also comically describes missiles as something a cowboy would watch, and the FBI as something he welcomes. By writing these things, Lehrer underlines the idea that the Wild West is no longer a place of freedom, but rather a place where everything is controlled and monitored. The song has a nostalgic quality to it, as Lehrer longs for the romanticized image of the Wild West that he had in his youth, which has now been replaced by a more dystopian reality.


Overall, The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be is a tongue-in-cheek song that takes a critical look at the modern-day Wild West. Lehrer's clever use of irony and satirical humor makes the song an engaging commentary on the changing times.


Line by Line Meaning

Along the trail you'll find me lopin', Where the spaces are wide open, In the land of the old a.e.c. (yea-hah!)
I'll be riding my horse and traveling along vast landscapes in the area of the Atomic Energy Commission's historical testing site.


Where the scenery's attractive, And the air is radioactive, Oh, the wild west is where I wanna be.
I find the beautiful scenery of the landscape alluring, despite the presence of harmful radioactive substances.


Mid the sagebrush and the cactus, I'll watch the fellas practice Droppin' bombs through the clean desert breeze.
Amid the plants, I'll watch the men practicing dropping bombs through the clean, unpolluted desert air.


I'll have on my sombrero, And of course, I'll wear a pair o' Levis over my lead b.v.d.'s.
I'll wear a typical cowboy hat and rugged jeans over my protective lead undergarments.


Ah will leave the city's rush, Leave the fancy and the plush, Leave the snow and leave the slush And the crowds.
I'll leave the chaos and materialism of the city, as well as the icy, unpleasant conditions, and the crowds therein.


Ah will seek the desert's hush, Where the scenery is lush, How I long to see the mush- Room clouds.
I seek the peacefulness of the barren desert and its beautiful scenery, and I hope to witness the rare occurrence known as mushroom clouds.


'mid the yuccas and the thistles I'll watch the guided missiles, While the old f.b.i. watches me. (yea-hah!)
I'll observe guided missiles among the yuccas and thistles, while the FBI monitors my activities.


Yes, I'll soon make my appearance (soon as I can get my clearance), 'cause the wild west is where I wanna be.
I'll soon arrive once my security clearance is granted because living in the modern Wild West is my goal.




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Comments from YouTube:

Barry Goldberg

how was this song not in Fallout: New Vegas? seriously, this would've made it so epic. and totally meta too.

DarnMeddlingKids

If they remake it they could add it because he added all his songs to the public domain

AceOfHearts

@DarnMeddlingKids oh fuck yeah

Cas van Dijck

I've been counting, he has six songs which should (or at least could) be in there - so far as I've heard, anyway.

rabidbunnies2

The politics of the pre-war fallout world wouldn't have allowed for Tom Lehrer there's probably no recordings of him to play on the radio.

Caleb Chaney

People are saying this belongs in Fallout. It doesn’t; it's too self-aware.

Leaf Finite

I kinda wish his "We will all go together when we go," song was in fallout. It doesnt really fit the series tonally, but its hella funny

Caleb Chaney

Leaf Finite It might just fit, actually.

Max Dixon

The original fallout was super self aware, new vegas too to an extent

Cassandra WasRight

To be fair, the Fallout games that weren't made by Bethesda are pretty self-aware. It's just Bethesda that really goes "wow!! cool bomb!!!"

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