Violent J now has a radio show on W-FUCK OFF RADIO.com, called "The Witching Hours" - alongside other artists, producers, and special guests from The Dark Carnival of Psychopathic Records. Which is now over and now he has a show called "The Main Event" on Psychopathic Radio.
A recent appearance by Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope on the incredibly popular Howard Stern Show on Sirius Satellite radio, was extremely popular and Stern told ICP (and his sizable audience) that they were one of his favorite guests, telling the Insane Clown Posse that "you are exactly what you claim to be. You are for real."
Candyland
Violent J Lyrics
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The merrier
so fuck mom and dad
and now boys and girls
i hope you're ready
for a wonderous adventure
into a world full of lots and lots of candy
clap twice
then stomp
it's me and grandma nut
in the Molasses swamp
i'm seeing waterfalls pouring up
chocolate s'mores
ill let that bitch floatin'
and hit the peppermint forest
lollipop trees all up in the gumdrop mountains
there i saw jolly molly sittin' on her nut poppin'
she told me
she was lookin' for the kool-aid man
cuz he stuck his tootsie roll in her filling hole and ran
i didn't give a damn
i bit her head off vicious
the rich nouget cookie dough ho's delicious
now the gingerbread people pick the popsicle poppers
that sell sugarcane
to donuts and lemonpops
here it rains tic tacs
and snows ice cream scoops
and foos get shot up with peanuts
and fuckin' dumped in the goo
so bring your sweettooth, bitch
i'ma coat it in pain
and all you sugar-free fakes ain't the same
i'm talkin' 'bout
Candyland, candyland
let's make a run for candyland
candyland, candyland
maybe we can hook up with the candyman
candyland, candyland
Let's make a run for candyland
candyland, candyland
maybe we can hook up with the candyman
Chocolate chip sugar dipped with the wax lips
red faygo or some barbecue chips
i need some powdered sugar
or a sweet and sour booger
laffy taffy im your pappy
you my sugar looka
boston baked beans lemme hear jolly rancher
go on all gimme on do it like a tarantula
call me spiderman my web's all in ya head
i'm in my gingerbread house gettin' gingerbread
i'm getting paid but now and later
pineapple grape cherry watermelon
strawberry all day
man throw a cream seem like a dream
yellow gumdrops fell down on me
the cotton candy blew kool-aid sky
the sun looked like a big lemonhead saying hi
was i high?
i was high
no lie
i'll catch you next time in candyland again
buh-bye
Candyland, candyland
let's make a run for candyland
candyland, candyland
maybe we can hook up with the candyman
candyland, candyland
Let's make a run for candyland
candyland, candyland
maybe we can hook up with the candyman
and it's soooo delicious
bitch, this candyland, and it ain't nutritious
and it's soooo delicious
bitch, this candyland, and it ain't nutritious
Well it's me and Mr. Mint on his spearmint boat
with some caramel bunnies, and a rootbeer float
and if you think i'm ever going back
you must have and an empty center
you meatloafs, do not enter
this is candyland
blueberry jawbreaker
candyland law breaker
like taking candy from a baby
i'm the candytaker
marshmellow lemon drop
jelly beans
and a pair of salty nuts
for all you sugar fiends
and it's soooo delicious
bitch, this candyland, and it ain't nutritious
and it's soooo delicious
bitch, this candyland, and it ain't nutritious
Candyland, candyland
let's make a run for candyland
candyland, candyland
maybe we can hook up with the candyman
candyland, candyland
Let's make a run for candyland
candyland, candyland
maybe we can hook up with the candyman
Yummy and delicious
a wide variety of sugar coated artificial coloring
mmm,
tell mom and dad you want some candy
a great way to rot your mouth out
The song "Candy Land" by Violent J is all about entering a world full of candy and indulgence. The lyrics describe leaving parents behind to embark on a wondrous adventure full of candy, with references to various types of sweets such as chocolate, lollipops, gumdrops, and more. Grandparents also make an appearance, with the singer and Grandma Nut travelling through the Molasses Swamp Clapping hands, stomping, and throwing hands up are all actions that are being commanded to the listener to keep them engaged in the catchy rhythm of the song. The singer describes the experiences of seeing waterfalls pouring up, lollipop trees in the Gumdrop Mountains, gingerbread houses, and various sweet treats.
The singer also talks about their interactions with other inhabitants of Candy Land, such as Jolly Molly looking for the Kool-Aid man, gingerbread people, and the Candy Man. The song is described as being high and hallucinogenic, where it rains Tic-Tacs, snows ice cream scoops, and "foos get shot up in peanuts and dumped in the goo." The singer declares that all candy-lovers will find this world delicious, but it's not nutritious.
Overall, "Candy Land" is a fun, energetic song that takes the listener on a journey to a whimsical world full of sweet treats. The lyrics may have a more profound meaning to some listeners, about the dangers of indulgence and addiction to sugar, with lines like "a great way to rot your mouth out."
Line by Line Meaning
The more candy
The greater the quantity of candy
The merrier
The happier
so fuck mom and dad
Disregard parental guidance
and now boys and girls
Addressing the intended audience
i hope you're ready
Prepare for an experience
for a wonderous adventure
For a fantastic journey
into a world full of lots and lots of candy
Into a world with plentiful sweets
throw your hands up
Put your hands up in the air
clap twice
Applaud twice
then stomp
Stamp your feet
it's me and grandma nut
The singer and the character Grandma Nut
in the Molasses swamp
In a swamp with molasses
i'm seeing waterfalls pouring up
Observing waterfalls going upwards
chocolate s'mores
A dessert made of chocolate and marshmallows
ill let that bitch floatin' and hit the peppermint forest
Leave behind the character Grandma Nut to go to the Peppermint Forest
lollipop trees all up in the gumdrop mountains
Trees with lollipops are present in the Gumdrops mountain range
there i saw jolly molly sittin' on her nut poppin'
Observed the character Jolly Molly doing something
she told me
Jolly Molly shared information
she was lookin' for the kool-aid man
Jolly Molly is searching for the Kool-Aid Man
cuz he stuck his tootsie roll in her filling hole and ran
Kool-Aid Man supposedly put a Tootsie Roll somewhere
i didn't give a damn
The artist doesn't care
i bit her head off vicious
The artist bit off Jolly Molly's head in a violent manner
the rich nouget cookie dough ho's delicious
Nougat and cookie dough are tasty
now the gingerbread people pick the popsicle poppers
Gingerbread figures collect popsicles
that sell sugarcane
Those popsicle poppers offer sugar cane
to donuts and lemonpops
Donuts and lemon pops enjoy the sugar cane
here it rains tic tacs
Tic Tac candy falls from the sky
and snows ice cream scoops
Ice cream portions fall like snow
and foos get shot up with peanuts
People get injected with peanuts
and fuckin' dumped in the goo
The people are dropped in something unpleasant
so bring your sweettooth, bitch
Bring your craving for sweet flavors
i'ma coat it in pain
The artist aims to cause pain
and all you sugar-free fakes ain't the same
Those cutting down on sugar aren't comparable
and it's soooo delicious
The artist considers the candy flavorful
bitch, this candyland, and it ain't nutritious
This is a Candyland, but not healthful
Well it's me and Mr. Mint on his spearmint boat
The artist and a character named Mr. Mint on a boat with spearmint flavor
with some caramel bunnies, and a rootbeer float
There are caramel bunnies and a soft drink with root beer flavor
and if you think i'm ever going back
The singer has no intention of returning
you must have an empty center
The listener must be lacking something
you meatloafs, do not enter
The listener shouldn't continue
blueberry jawbreaker
A candy with blueberry flavor that doesn't dissolve quickly
candyland law breaker
The singer is breaking the rules of Candyland
like taking candy from a baby
Taking candy is effortless here
i'm the candytaker
The artist is the one taking candy
marshmellow lemon drop
Candies with marshmallow and lemon flavors
jelly beans and a pair of salty nuts
Jelly beans with salty nuts
for all you sugar fiends
Those obsessed with sugar
bitch, this candyland, and it ain't nutritious
This is a Candyland, but not healthful
Candyland, candyland
Repeat of the title song
let's make a run for candyland
Let's go to Candyland
maybe we can hook up with the candyman
They could meet the Candyman character
mmm, tell mom and dad you want some candy
Encouragement to ask for candy from parents
a great way to rot your mouth out
Candy is a perfect utility to destroy teeth
Writer(s): joseph bruce, violent j, mike e. clark
Contributed by Isaiah W. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
PyromaniacFromPa
on Pyromaniac
Also a diagnosed pyromaniac ... J am not quite this wild but man this song gets my urges going skmethjng fierce. Too bad I went down for Arson and did a year in prison or I'd still be out there burning up shit (NEVER buildings). Fucking Probation. Only a year and change left!!
Rotten Stench
on Let It Go
"burn this whole shit down".... I'd strongly advise that get switched to "I'll burn this whole city down". When it's followed up.with "all of it" just makes more sense