Who is UNKNOWN HINSON? He's a sociopathic, gun-totin', ex-con redneck (char… Read Full Bio ↴Who is UNKNOWN HINSON? He's a sociopathic, gun-totin', ex-con redneck (charges include three counts of murder one, 19 paternity suits and random grave-robbing offenses) who's purported to be a 400-year-old vampire. He's a former carnival geek whose midway specialties were biting the heads off "certain barnyard fowls" and lifting 50-pound weights with his tongue. He boasts many grand titles, not the least of which are "Chart-Toppin' King of Country & Western Troubadours Ordained" and, most importantly (to him), "God's Gift to the Womerns." Oh, and one more thing: Unknown Hinson has previously gone on record as swearing that Hank Williams, Jimi Hendrix and the Beatles downright stole most of their hits from him. "Them boys owe me hundreds!" One thing many don't know about Unknown, is that
he has a lethal tattoo. If you see this par-tickler tattoo, you have moments to live.
he has a lethal tattoo. If you see this par-tickler tattoo, you have moments to live.
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Unknown Hinson Lyrics
Closer To The Light Hate wa natsukashii kisetsu Ashita o motometa Yosuga de no n…
Desert Luau They can imitate you But they can't duplicate you Cause you …
Don't Bite the Lips That Kiss You In time when the skies get bored Our stories get old The war…
Foggy Windows Baby you look good tonight But it's cold here outside Fogg…
Hippie Girl I don't normally do this kinda mess, but I'm gonna…
I Make Faces (When I Make Love) I make love, I make love Consider yourself a lady Consider y…
Man to Man Man To Man youre still a womern to me. I used…
Rock 'N Roll Is Straight From Hell Tot el camp és un clam Som la gent blaugrana Tant se val…
Venus Bound I'm buildin' me a rocket ship To go where womnerns don't…
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The girl was pretty
The girl was hot
The girl was wearing bell bottom jeans
The girl was wearing a halter top
The girl was hitchhiking on the road
She looked good
The girl was studying philosophy
She studied at a college nearby
He asked the girl whether philosophy was her major or minor
The girl asked for spare change
He refused to give her any money and told her to get a job
He is a country singer
He doesn't like hippies, but he likes the girl's clothes
He asked the girl what she could pay for the ride
He addresses the girl as a hippie girl
He offers to have sex with her for free
He refuses to take drugs
He is willing to have sex with her without drugs
The girl talked about philosophers and artists
She likes men who make her think
She offered him some wine from a leather pouch
He refuses her wine and prefers hard liquor
She asked him if he wanted to get high
He plays dumb and misunderstands her question
She invites him to get high with her in the woods
He realizes that she is offering him sex
She lit a cigarette
The cigarette smelled like burning leaves
He hears an unusual version of the national anthem
He hears strange guitar distortion
She dances on his car's hood
He feels sick and crawls on the ground
She ties him up with her headband
She pulls him close
He feels her warmth
She asks him for a ride back to her dorm
He is surprised by her request for a ride
He asks if she has a boyfriend
He asks if her boyfriend has long hair
He asks which dorm her boyfriend lives in
He asks her boyfriend's name
He mispronounces her boyfriend's name