Venus Bound
Unknown Hinson Lyrics

I'm buildin' me a rocket ship
I'm constructing a spacecraft from scratch

To go where womnerns don't give no lip
To travel to a place where I don't have to put up with difficult women

Imma blastin' off
I am about to launch myself into space

Baby I'm Venus bound
I am heading for the planet Venus

I've lost my patience with the womerns here
I am fed up with the women on Earth

I'm bustin' out of this atmosphere
I'm leaving Earth's atmosphere and heading into space

Imma haulin' ass
I am moving at a very high speed

I stole a jet plane motor from the surplus yard
I took a jet engine from a junkyard

I'm gonna strap the thing on to my Cadillac car
I'm going to attach the jet engine to my car

I got some nuclear fuel from the power plant
I obtained radioactive fuel from a nuclear power plant

On the day they was closed for a meltdown
I took the fuel on a day when the power plant was shut down due to a crisis

I got an oxygen tank and a fire proof suit
I acquired a suit that can withstand extreme heat and an oxygen tank to breathe in space

A motorsickle helmet and some freeze dried fruit
I have a motorcycle helmet and food that has been dehydrated to preserve it in space

I'm buildin' me a big 'ol launch pad too
I'm constructing a large area to launch my spacecraft from

Tomorrow I'm commencing count-down
I am beginning the process of counting down the seconds until launch

I'm blasting off to that Venus place
I am launching my spacecraft to land on the planet Venus

I'll be the only country western troubadour in space
I will be the only musician who sings country and western songs while in space

Now it's the only planet in the constellation
Venus is the only planet in its constellation

That's got an all female population
Only females live on Venus

But they need a man to have relations
The female population of Venus requires a male partner to reproduce

And baby that's the job for me
I am the ideal candidate to fulfill their need for a male partner

I'm goin' up 'air to teach them how to act
I will instruct them on how to behave properly

Them fine purty Venus womerns won't talk back
The ladies on Venus will not argue with me

It's an unknown world baby and that's a fact
I am going to a new and uncharted environment

And I'm gonna be its king
I will be the leader of Venus and its female population

They need a man to help them breed
The Venusian women require a male partner to procreate

That means the youngerns will look just like me
Their offspring will have my physical characteristics

Here I come Venus!
I am on my way to Venus and I am excited about it