Hippie Girl
Unknown Hinson Lyrics

She was purty
The girl was pretty

She was hawt
The girl was hot

Bell bottom jeans
The girl was wearing bell bottom jeans

And halter top
The girl was wearing a halter top

Hitchin' a ride by the road
The girl was hitchhiking on the road

Nothin' looked finer
She looked good

She was studying philosophy
The girl was studying philosophy

At the college down the road
She studied at a college nearby

And I said "Baby is that your major, or your minor?"
He asked the girl whether philosophy was her major or minor

She said "You got any spare change?"
The girl asked for spare change

And I said "Hell no, get a job!
He refused to give her any money and told her to get a job

I sing country songs for a livin'
He is a country singer

And I don't like that hippie mess - but I like the way you dress
He doesn't like hippies, but he likes the girl's clothes

What kinda payment for this ride are you givin'?"
He asked the girl what she could pay for the ride

Hey little hippie girl
He addresses the girl as a hippie girl

How 'bout some free love, baby?
He offers to have sex with her for free

I ain't takin' no drugs
He refuses to take drugs

But I'll sure take some'a hippie girls free love
He is willing to have sex with her without drugs

She started talkin' about Plato, Socrates, and ol' Van Gogh
The girl talked about philosophers and artists

And how she loves wise mans that made her think
She likes men who make her think

And she offered me some wine from a little leather pouch
She offered him some wine from a leather pouch

I said "Hell no, party liquors all I drink."
He refuses her wine and prefers hard liquor

She said "Do you want to turn on?"
She asked him if he wanted to get high

I said "Turn on what? The radio? The wipers? Or the air conditioning?"
He plays dumb and misunderstands her question

She said "Drive out into the woods, I've got some herb, and man, it's good."
She invites him to get high with her in the woods

And I could tell that she was propositionin'
He realizes that she is offering him sex

She lit a cigarette
She lit a cigarette

It smelled like burning leaves
The cigarette smelled like burning leaves

I heard the Star Spangled Banner played like never before
He hears an unusual version of the national anthem

Some kind of fuzzy, distorted guitar sound
He hears strange guitar distortion

Then she done a hippie dance on the hood of my Cadillac
She dances on his car's hood

While I got sick and crawled around on the ground
He feels sick and crawls on the ground

She took a headband from her hair and then she lassoed me
She ties him up with her headband

She pulled me close
She pulls him close

She felt soft and warm
He feels her warmth

And she said "It's getting late. It's almost curfew time. Would you mind giving me a ride back to my dorm?"
She asks him for a ride back to her dorm

What the hell,Little hippie girl?!"
He is surprised by her request for a ride

You got a boyfriend baby?
He asks if she has a boyfriend

He got long hair?
He asks if her boyfriend has long hair

Which dorm does he live in?
He asks which dorm her boyfriend lives in

What's his name?
He asks her boyfriend's name

Huh? Sunshine?
He mispronounces her boyfriend's name