Nerf Herder Lyrics

5000 Ways To Die There must be 5000 ways to die And each one ends…
Allie Goertz I've got a checklist of all of the things that…
Annalee Wearing flash pants and her streetwalker shoes Walkin' downt…
Are you ready for the summer Are you ready for the summer? Are you ready for the…
At the Con All week I've been slaving at work Now I'm gonna dress…
Bridge Under Troubled Water I know girls like you Need someone to screw-up their life An…
Busted I was walkin' down milpas street Just a-lookin' for somethin…
Cashmere All alone in your pajamas Writing letters to your Grandma Sh…
Courtney You came from some town out in the sticks To become…
Dance Saw you at the high school dance I never thought that…
Deck the Halls Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa la la la…
Defending The Faith Long ago, we watched the videos On Headbanger's Ball That'…
Diana I saw her at the club She was standing with the…



Dianalee What ever happened to Analee?
And all the kids on Geno…
Do The Maurie Do the Maurie [repeat] Have a shot of Bacardi now Have a…
Doin' Laundry Knee-high! Argyle! Tube! I was thinkin' of you while I jerke…
Don't Hate Me Don't hate me because I'm beautiful Don't hate me because I'…
Down On Haley Down on Haley, Haley Street Where the drugs are easy and…
Easy Mark Yeah she ... she's bustin' out Put the suitcase in the…
Feeling Bad Met a girl at the movies She was so beautiful She was…
Fight For Your Right To Masturbate They put you down and call you crazy Say you're disgusting…
For You I would hire the A-Team And I'd crash the General Lee I'd…
Garage Sale Awesome An old plastic mug With a picture of a smurf on…
Golfshirt I'm not the one you dream about And I'm not the…
Golfshirt part 2 I'm not the one you dream about And I'm not the…
High Five Anxiety High five anxiety, high five anxiety Don't raise your hand …
High School Don't bother going to class, 'cos nobody cares if you…
High School Reunion Who got fat, who got rich Who is a loser, who…
Hospital You wanted to save her From her heavy metal behavior Soft sa…
Hotel California She works all day at the Burger King Gettin' greasy for…
I Know What You're Getting for Christmas Hey kids, do you know what you're getting for christmas…
I Only Eat Candy I don't kill and I don't murder Or manufacture atomic weapo…
I Want To Take You Out For Ice Cream I wanna take you out for ice cream I wanna take…
I'm Not A Loser I road down Haley street In my 5.O, no Got the ragtop…
I'm the Droid You think that you're some kind of rebel You think that…
I'm the Droid You're Looking For You think that you're some kind of rebel You think that…
I've Got A Boner For Christmas I've Got A Boner For Christmas Nerf Herder (High Voltage Chr…
Jacket When you borrowed it that night You wore my jacket for…
Jenna Bush Army There's a new leader in the land, With a platform that…
Jonathan Straight out of Boston To reinvent the modern rock and roll …
Kiss Me Deadly I Went to a party last Saturday night I didn't get…
Lamer Than Lame How do I get through to a girl like you Workin'…
Led Zeppelin Rules I turn on my radio And all the music sounds hollow The…
Life On Mars Is there life on Mars girl If there is I want…
Love Sandwich Girl, sometimes you're hungry, you want something to eat Yo…
Manatee Yeah I am a manatee I live in the sea I sneak up…
Mr. Blue Sky The sun is shining in the sky There ain't a cloud…
Mr. Spock You want a guy who can bring the bacon And you…
Nervous Breakdown nervous breakdown come take me away nervous breakdown cafete…
New Jersey Girl Well I met her at the trocadero, in philly, Backstage at…
New Wave Girl Going back in time To another world Gonna find that place Go…
Nikki Webster I know a girl, …
Nosering Girl I : I met a girl She was standing on the…
Oh Me Oh My Baby, you'd better relax Don't get your panties in a…
Pantera Fans In Love I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil Then you made…
Pervert When you met me at the party you thought I…
Portland Go back to Portland Go back to school Go back to the…
Rock City News Don't stop believin', That you can't do nothin' Get yourse…
Santa Has a Mullet Santa's got a mullet and he's coming christmas eve Santa's …
She's A Sleestak The whispers in the hall never bother her at all Or…
Siegfried & Roy Sigfried and Roy. Sigfried and Roy. Sigfried and Roy... and…
Sorry Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you Sorry I wanted…
The Backpack Song I'm gonna get revenge on you Cuz its the only thing…
The Girl Who Listened to Rush From the back of the stadium She's easy to see Standing up…
The Sportsman Bar There's a place on Figueroa Street, Where you can always go…
Van Halen Two hand tapping guitar technique really got me off Eruption…
Vivian Electronic drums and synthesizers Angular haircuts and black…
We Opened for Weezer We opened for Weezer first time on the road Some of…
Welcome To My World Sittin in my boxers, eating AppleJacks Welcome to my world, …
WTC #7 Everything was going fine I thought that you were mine And…
You're Gonna Be the One Who Is Sorry Got a new job at a radio station But that won't…