Pork Soda
Primus Lyrics

Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and
After working at a nine-to-five job, you come home and lay down on a couch that you painted burgundy but with a sprinkler and now there are bits of red stuck on it.

Lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was
The couch you painted burgundy was actually red and not the color you thought it was.

Burgundy. It was red, and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler and
The burgundy color on the couch you're laying on was painted using a sprinkler and now pieces of it are stuck to your body.

Now you have bits and pieces of burgundy stuck to your but every time
Bits and pieces of burgundy paint are now stuck to your body every time you get off the couch.

You get off of it. You never tell your family, you never tell your
You never tell your family about the couch and the paint stains because you don't want to disappoint them, especially Junior who's not very bright.

Family because, you know, ol' Junior, he's got no brains, and what can
You don't want to tell your family about the couch and the paint because Junior won't understand it since he's not very smart.

You do? What can you do? (And old Junior, you know, got a little crazy
There's nothing you can do about Junior's lack of intelligence, and you recall the time he went crazy with a P.B.J sandwich.

With that P.B.J. that one day ??)
Junior once went a little insane one day with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[Chorus]
The chorus talks about drinking 'Pork Soda' to feel good and cozy inside!

Grab yourself a can of pork soda
Drink cans of 'Pork Soda' to feel better and relaxed.

You'll be feeling just fine
Drinking 'Pork Soda' can help you feel rejuvenated and good.

Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house
There's nothing like sitting around the house and relaxing.

Swillin' down them Cans of swine
Drink cans of 'Pork Soda' which is referred to as swine in the song!

Ha ha ha! Yes, Dad's an idiot alright!
This line signifies the singer's frustration with his dad for being clueless about a lot of things.

Well, alright, I'm really starting to worry about you. You had to have
The singer expresses a concern for his dad's extravagant lifestyle that resulted in buying a large driveway and a two-car garage for parking his boat.

That two-car garage with the large driveway so you could park that
The dad bought a two-car garage with a large driveway specifically for parking his boat.

Goddamn boat in it. If it wasn't for the boat (blah blah blah)
The singer believes that his dad's boat is the reason behind his extravagant spending.

I like Kansas wine
This line doesn't have any significant meaning to the song's narrrative.

Well, maybe it's something simpler, like your team lost or your
The singer speculates that there might be simpler reasons like losing a game or finding out his girlfriend used to be a guy for his dad's extravagant lifestyle.

Girlfriend used to be a guy, you know, I don't know. I mean (blah blah blah)
The singer is unsure of the specifics behind his dad's behavior and expresses his confusion about it.