Fuck A Dog
blink-182 Lyrics

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
The singer expresses his desire to have sexual intercourse with a canine, specifically in its anal area.

He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
Someone else shares the singer's desire to have sexual relations with a dog, which, again, is limited specifically to the canine's backside.

I wanna fuck a dog
Basically, the singer feels an uncontrollable urge to have sexual intercourse with a dog.

That's right kids
A sarcastic comment made by the artist, meant to emphasize the utter absurdity and inappropriate nature of the previous statements, and to shock the listener.

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
In this line, the artist shares a disturbing and disrespectful thought, mentioning an unsuccessful attempt to have anal sex with the listener's mother.

Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
The singer goes on to mention another failed attempt to engage in anal sex, this time with the listener's father.

Could only find the dog, and his ass
In a disturbing and repulsive turn of events, the singer reveals he resorted to having his sexual desires fulfilled with a dog, stating that he only found the dog and its posterior region available.

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass,
Multiple individuals express their desire to engage in sexual intercourse with a dog, once again specifying the act will occur in the animal's rectal area.

I tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
The artist goes on to share an even more absurd and impossible fantasy, stating he had attempted to have anal sex with a pirate, who is obviously a figment of the artist's imagination.

Argh me and me first mate you scurvy cure!
This line is meant to imitate the stereotypical way pirates speak in pop culture, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the previous statement.

Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate, but I found the dog
The fantasy quickly ends as the singer admits he could only find a dog, which he obviously proceeds to have sexual relations with.

Ah that was no pirate man that was thy own sister!
The artist's absurd imagination continues, as he claims the pirate was a family member, specifically the listener's sister. The line is shocking and meant to emphasize the artist's disgustingly inappropriate mindset.

It's a mexican pirate
The singer continues with the ridiculous fantasy, this time stating the pirate is of Mexican origin, emphasizing the pointlessness of the whole scenario.

Fuck You
A final exclamation of unapologetic vulgarity and offensiveness made by the singer.