Inactive
"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics


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I'm waking up in Cheeto dust
My belly's covered with pizza crust
I'm using my inhaler now
I'm out of shape, fattening up
I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup
Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa

The TV's on, I really hate this show
I can't reach my remote control
Welcome to my new place, to my new place
Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place
I'm really inactive, I'm so inactive
I'm really inactive, highly inactive

My muscle's gone, I'm atrophied
Always lose my fight with gravity
I rest my bones, and just chillax
My nordictrack's collecting dust
And my stairmaster's a pile of rust
This is it, the inertia

I can't get up, this couch is part of me
I'm growing cobwebs on my knee
Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age
I could read my rib cage, here is my age
I'm really inactive, yes, quite inactive
I'm really inactive, not very active

Near comatose, no exercise
Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive

I'm giving up, my energy is shot.
I'm never moving from this spot
Never move from this place, move from this place
I'll stay here in this place, right in this place




I'm really inactive, just so inactive
I'm really inactive, not so attractive

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "Inactive" by "Weird Al" Yankovic describe a sedentary lifestyle that is characterized by a lack of physical activity and unhealthy habits. The song opens with the singer waking up covered in Cheeto dust and pizza crust, indicating that he spent the previous night eating junk food and watching TV. He then goes on to describe his terrible health condition, using an inhaler to help his breathing and drinking Coke from a solo cup while eating donut crumbs.


The second verse continues with the singer's inability to move around too much. He complains that his muscles have atrophied, that he always loses his fight with gravity, and that he's grown cobwebs on his knee, which are all symptoms of his overall lack of physical activity. Finally, the song ends with the singer conceding that he's given up on any effort to be more active, resigned to be stuck to his couch and living an inactive life.


The song is a commentary on the hazards of a sedentary lifestyle, and how it can lead to poor health outcomes. The singer recognizes that he's not living his best life and laments his current state, but ultimately accepts it as his fate. The use of humor and exaggeration is a trademark of "Weird Al" Yankovic, and underscores the seriousness of the message.


Line by Line Meaning

I'm waking up in Cheeto dust
I have been sleeping among Cheeto dust


My belly's covered with pizza crust
There are pizza crusts on my belly


I'm using my inhaler now
I have to use an inhaler to breathe


I'm out of shape, fattening up
I am unfit and gaining weight


I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup
I am drinking Coke from a disposable cup


Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa
There are crumbs from a donut on my lips


The TV's on, I really hate this show
The television is playing a show that I strongly dislike


I can't reach my remote control
I am unable to reach the device that controls the television


Welcome to my new place, to my new place
This is my new residence, my new location


Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place
Apologies for how small it is, but this is mine


I'm really inactive, I'm so inactive
I am extremely inactive


I'm really inactive, highly inactive
I am incredibly inactive


My muscle's gone, I'm atrophied
My muscles have diminished due to lack of use


Always lose my fight with gravity
I am unable to stand up due to gravity


I rest my bones, and just chillax
I am relaxing and resting my bones


My nordictrack's collecting dust
My exercise equipment is covered in dust from neglect


And my stairmaster's a pile of rust
My stair-stepping machine has rusted and is useless


This is it, the inertia
This is the state of my inactivity


I can't get up, this couch is part of me
I am so inactive that the couch feels like a part of my body


I'm growing cobwebs on my knee
My knee has cobwebs on it from inactivity


Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age
It is unfortunate that I am this inactive for my age


I could read my rib cage, here is my age
My body is so inactive that my age is visible on my rib cage


I'm really inactive, yes, quite inactive
I am indeed very inactive


I'm really inactive, not very active
I am not very active at all


Near comatose, no exercise
I am barely conscious due to lack of exercise


Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive
Although I am not active, I am still alive and conscious


I'm giving up, my energy is shot.
I am losing all of my energy


I'm never moving from this spot
I have no intention of moving from where I am


Never move from this place, move from this place
I have resigned myself to never moving from where I am


I'll stay here in this place, right in this place
I will continue to exist in this specific location


I'm really inactive, just so inactive
I am truly, incredibly inactive


I'm really inactive, not so attractive
My level of inactivity is not very appealing




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: ALEXANDER JUNIOR GRANT, ALFRED MATTHEW YANKOVIC, BENJAMIN ARTHUR MCKEE, DANIEL WAYNE SERM, JOSHUA FRANCIS MOSSER

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