Den slappe stråle
Ørkenens Sønner Lyrics
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Hvordan toiletbesøg kan tage den tid
Vi modne mænd ku få lidt medynk hvis de indså
Nogen af os er faktisk ude at skide
Først tager man den frem
Så stiller man sig klar
Og håber på det sker
Efter 10 minutter
Den slappe stråle
Og så står man der
Og ser sig lidt omkring
Man tæller fliserne
Gid den snart var færdig
Tænker man men ak
For den bliver ved
Den slappe stråle
Alle kvinder spørger
Hvor pokker man blev af
Om man har været i bad
Og mændene de tror
At man har diare
Eller har læst i et nyt pornoblad
Og når det er slut så ryster man den lidt
Den puttes pænt på plads
Men så kan man mærke
Den skal ud igen
Der er mere i
Den slappe stråle
Før i tiden tissede man glad sit navn i sneen
Der var der tryk på og fart
Hvis man prøver nu så rammer man sit ben
Ligesom et destillations apparat
Når man kommer ud
Er børnene vokset op
Og flyttet hjemmefra
Man er pensioneret
Livet er forbi
Gid fanden havde den slappe stråle
Gid fanden havde
Den slappe strååååleeeeee
The lyrics of Ørkenens Sønner’s song Den Slappe Stråle, which translates to The Weak Stream, are humorous but relatable to many men. The song is about the difficulties of urinating for older men and the feeling of frustration when the stream is weak and takes a long time. The lyrics describe how women often don’t understand how long it can take for men to use the bathroom, while men sympathize with each other.
The song begins by highlighting how women often wonder why men spend so long in the bathroom. The lyrics then describe the process of using the bathroom, with the hope that something will happen soon. When the stream does come, it is weak and takes even longer to finish, causing the man to look around and count tiles to pass the time. Women often ask men why they take so long in the bathroom, and men assume other men are reading pornography or dealing with diarrhea. The song ends on a melancholic note, with the realization that as men grow older, they may even miss the time spent in the bathroom.
The song’s lyrics are playful and relatable, touching on a common issue that many men face as they age. The lyrics are catchy and memorable, with a tune that makes it easy to sing along to. The song has become a cult classic in Denmark, and its humor has transcended language and cultural barriers.
Line by Line Meaning
Mange kvinder de har tit og ofte gået og tænkt på
Many women have often thought about
Hvordan toiletbesøg kan tage den tid
How toilet visits can take so much time
Vi modne mænd ku få lidt medynk hvis de indså
We mature men could get a little sympathy if they realized
Nogen af os er faktisk ude at skide
Some of us are actually out there taking a dump
Først tager man den frem
First, you take it out
Så stiller man sig klar
Then you get ready
Og håber på det sker
And hope it happens
Efter 10 minutter
After 10 minutes
Kommer endelig det man ventede på
Finally, what you were waiting for arrives
Den slappe stråle
The weak stream
Og så står man der
And then you stand there
Og ser sig lidt omkring
And look around a bit
Man tæller fliserne
Counting the tiles
Gid den snart var færdig
Wishing it would be over soon
Tænker man men ak
But you think, oh well
For den bliver ved
Because it keeps going
Den slappe stråle
The weak stream
Alle kvinder spørger
All women ask
Hvor pokker man blev af
Where the hell did you go
Om man har været i bad
If you have been taking a shower
Og mændene de tror
And men think
At man har diare
That you have diarrhea
Eller har læst i et nyt pornoblad
Or have been reading a new porn magazine
Og når det er slut så ryster man den lidt
And when it's done, you shake it a bit
Den puttes pænt på plads
It's put back in its proper place
Men så kan man mærke
But then you feel
Den skal ud igen
It needs to come out again
Der er mere i
There's more in there
Den slappe stråle
The weak stream
Før i tiden tissede man glad sit navn i sneen
In the old days, you happily peed your name in the snow
Der var der tryk på og fart
There was pressure and speed
Hvis man prøver nu så rammer man sit ben
If you try it now, you'll hit your leg
Ligesom et destillations apparat
Like a distillation apparatus
Når man kommer ud
When you come out
Er børnene vokset op
The children have grown up
Og flyttet hjemmefra
And moved away from home
Man er pensioneret
You're retired
Livet er forbi
Life is over
Gid fanden havde den slappe stråle
Damn, if only the weak stream was gone
Gid fanden havde
Damn, if only
Den slappe strååååleeeeee
The weak strreeeaaammmm
Writer(s): søren pilmark, aage stentoft, børge müller
Contributed by Annabelle V. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
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...en rigtig 'Brian' 🤣🤣