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B. Fleischmann Lyrics

I'll stab you in the eye, yo, with a fucking biro
I'm threatening you with a pen, and I am so angry and aggressive right now that I could cause you serious harm.

The same fucking biro you just used to sign your giro, you fucking wino
I want to use the pen you just used to sign a government check to hurt you, and I am insulting you for being an alcoholic.

Don't fucking cross my line, yo, I'll hit you so hard your arse will hit the floor in Cairo.
If you piss me off, I will physically harm you to the point of causing severe pain and possibly causing you to fall to the ground.

I know how to take your life and make you die, yo, so watch your fucking step and where you place your fucking eyes bro.
I am so dangerous and unstable that I could kill you if I wanted to and you need to be careful around me.

I fight loads, heavy though I look like a light load, I bite bro.
I may not look intimidating, but I am actually very strong and capable of defending myself in a fight.

I won't sink my teeth into you twice but thrice, bro, it ain't nice, bro, like when you got lice bro.
I will attack you repeatedly and viciously, causing you pain like the discomfort of having lice in your hair.

I'm ice cold, like a mother fucking ice pole. Don't make me tell you twice bro.
I am very calm and collected, but that does not mean I will not harm you if you provoke me.

Live-o, I'm live-o, sideshow, I'm psycho, bad, but not in the same way as Michael, I'm archetypal.
I am a unique and interesting person, with a personality that is different from most people, but not in the same way as Michael Jackson.

Shameless like that guy from Grand Disciple's. Hi all. My names Ben like Nigel.
I am very confident and unashamed, and I introduce myself by my name, which is Ben, like Nigel.

I'm sick enough to start shit and hit hard like I spit bars pick up a dart and stab you in your eyeball.
I am so angry and aggressive that I am capable of causing physical harm to someone with a weapon like a dart or pen.

When I ride mics I ride them on my lonesome, The best thing since sliced bread my lyrics them are wholesome.
I am a talented musician and I do not need anyone else to perform with, and my lyrics are enjoyable and enjoyable to listen to.

I don't need no-one else when I rap, Taking up room on my track, if they ain't good to me.
I do not want to collaborate with anyone else on my music unless they add something truly valuable to my work.

Don't need no-one, That's no good to me.
I am very independent and self-sufficient, and I do not want anyone in my life who cannot truly contribute something positive to it.

I'll never stop rhyming, like I ain't the silent type. I'm the violent type With a vicious bite like Iron Mike's.
I love making music so much that I will never stop, and although I may not be quiet, I am not a calm person; rather, I am very aggressive like Mike Tyson.

Fuck the Isle of Wight - could never live the quiet life, I'm too used to drunken nights that end in fights and ultraviolet lights.
I dislike peaceful, quiet environments like the Isle of Wight because I am used to wild, rowdy partying in places with bright lights.

So pass me a glass of ice and fill it up with liquor, Make sure you make it a double so I get drunk quicker.
I want a strong alcoholic drink, and I do not care about the health risks or the consequences of getting drunk.

Only drink spirits, don't give a fuck about my liver; The only reason I don't drink pints is 'cause I'm trying to watch my figure.
I only drink hard liquor, and I do not care about my health, but I avoid drinking beer because I do not want to gain weight.

I'm an angry little man with a Plan who just don't give a damn, pissed at God 'cause he won't make my dick bigger.
I am a small, short-tempered person who is frustrated with God for not granting my wish to have a larger penis.

Am I real or am I just a thick wigger? Fuck what you think, I'll still smoke you like a cigger'.
I do not care if you think I am genuine in my music or if you call me a racist name; I will still beat you up like smoking a cigarette.

Watch cats cotch back, cock back, pull the trigger, Trigger, Pow!
Watch out for me because I am capable of shooting a gun with great force and killing someone instantly.

I'm too sick to give a shit about mans who want to see me down and out man. I'm stirring up bare shit without a doubt man.
I do not care what anyone else thinks of me or my music, and I am making a lot of trouble and causing controversy without any hesitation or fear.

I'm representing rap like it's supposed to be: Spit bars so harsh you can't cope with me. That's how its supposed to be.
I am showing what rap music is really like, with lyrics that are so intense and powerful that you cannot handle them. This is true rap music.

You can't cope with B. I'm real sick of hearing these pricks talk shit, Just 'cause they roll with a clique, think they won't get their throats slit.
You cannot handle me or my music, and I am tired of other musicians talking badly about me just because they have friends to support them.

I make blood drip, Every lyric I spit Leaving MCs deader than the skin on my dick. (Oh shit!)
I am capable of damaging and even killing other musicians with my words, causing them to bleed like the dead skin on my genitals.

That's why I laugh when they start talking out their arse bout how this phase will pass Quote 'Plan B will never last.'
I find it amusing when other people say that I am just a passing fad in the music industry and will not last for long.

That's why I chuckle when they get signed then they buckle, 'cause they cant take the pressure never the less I still laugh.
I find it funny when other musicians sign record deals but then become overwhelmed and fail to handle the pressure, leading me to laugh at them.

Believe I ain't no quitter, nor would I be bitter if my label dropped me I'd just go on sicker, change my name to Kunt With a capital K,
You can trust that I will never give up or become resentful, even if my record label drops me, I will simply continue making music under a new name, which I would spell with a 'k' for added shock value.

Like kids today I'll just spray abuse in your fucking face like a fat kid who's had no lunch.
Just as many children these days love to bully and harass others, I am capable of verbally attacking someone relentlessly, just like a hungry overweight child.

Throw a punch, make your nose crunch and your lip bust so blood shines off your lips boss, Like you were wearing lip glos. I shit not.
If I feel threatened or angry, I am prepared to physically assault someone, causing them to bleed and possibly look like they are wearing makeup.

I'm a one man clan, one man band, Just gimmie one mic and one mic stand, one guitar for me to strum with my right hand.
I am capable of making music without anyone's help, using just a microphone, a stand, and a guitar to play with one hand.

The same right hand that'll pick up a knife and start to slice mans, Make them die a painful death such as a slow one, 'cause I don't need no-one
Although I can use my right hand for music, I am also capable of using it to cause harm, such as killing someone slowly and painfully. I do not need anyone in my life.

And that's the way of it, Although I'm only spraying shit just for the sake of saying it So you know I don't play and shit.
This is just the way I am, and although some of my lyrics are provocative and meant to be shocking, I am completely authentic and serious about my music and the way I live my life.

I'm thinking dark thoughts everyday and shit. Now what's my fucking name? Da da da ding da da da ding ding ding my name's Plan B and I rap 'n' sing sing sing.
I am preoccupied with negative, disturbing thoughts all the time and I am frequently lost in my own head. But despite all of this, my name is Plan B and I am a musician who both raps and sings very well.

That's no good to me.
I do not want or need something like that in my life.