If I Had a Million Dollars
Barenaked Ladies Lyrics


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If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(I'd build a tree fort in our yard)
If I had a million dollars
(You could help, it wouldn't be that hard)
If I had a million dollars
(Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge
In there somewhere)

You know, we could just
Go up there and hang out
Yep, like open the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us like
Little pre-wrapped sausages and things, mmm
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame them?
Yeah!

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur a coat
(But not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner

But we would eat Kraft dinner?
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest
Ket-- Dijon ketchup
Mmmm (mmmm)

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars




If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

Overall Meaning

The song "If I Had a Million Dollars" by Barenaked Ladies is a romantic, whimsical song sung by lead vocalist Ed Robertson. The song is known for its unique lyrics and unexpected twists. Throughout the song, Robertson sings about all of the things he would buy for his significant other if he had a million dollars, from a house to a treehouse to a pet llama.


The song begins with the line "If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a house," which sets the tone for the entire song. Robertson sings about how he would buy his loved one furniture for the house, including a nice chesterfield and an ottoman. He then goes on to describe how he would buy her a K-Car, an inexpensive car made by Chrysler, and eventually admits that he would buy her love with the money.


As the song progresses, Robertson continues to sing about the outlandish things he would buy with a million dollars, including a tree fort, green dress, and an exotic pet like a llama or emu. The final verse of the song acknowledges that having a million dollars would allow them to live a more lavish lifestyle, but that it wouldn't change the love they have for one another.


Overall, "If I Had a Million Dollars" is a fun, lighthearted song that captures the excitement of newfound wealth and the desire to share it with someone you love.


Line by Line Meaning

If I had a million dollars
The singer fantasizes about what they would do if they had a million dollars.


I'd buy you a house
The singer would use the money to purchase a house for someone special.


I'd buy you furniture for your house
The singer would also buy furniture for the house to make it more comfortable.


I'd buy you a K-Car
The artist would purchase a car for transportation purposes.


I'd buy your love
The artist feels that having a million dollars would make them more attractive to the person they love.


I'd build a tree fort in our yard
The singer would build a tree fort for them to enjoy.


You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
The singer wants the person they love to join them in building the tree fort.


Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge In there somewhere
The artist would add a small fridge to the tree fort for snacks and drinks.


And there'd all be foods laid out for us like Little pre-wrapped sausages and things, mmm
The artist imagines how fun it would be to have snacks like pre-wrapped sausages available in the tree fort.


Well, can you blame them?
The artist and their loved one joke about the absence of pre-wrapped bacon in the imaginary tree fort fridge.


I'd buy you a fur a coat
The singer would buy a fashionable coat for the person they love, but not a coat made of real fur because that would be cruel.


I'd buy you an exotic pet
The artist would purchase an unusual pet, like a llama or an emu, for the person they love.


Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
The singer jokes about the odd things they could buy with a million dollars, like the bones of John Merrick or the 'Elephant Man.'


We wouldn't have to walk to the store
The singer imagines how having a million dollars would eliminate the need to walk to the store for groceries.


We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
Instead of walking, the singer fantasizes about traveling in a luxurious limousine.


We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
With a million dollars, the artist would be able to afford more expensive food and no longer have to eat Kraft dinner.


Of course we would, we'd just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it
Despite having more money, the artist still enjoys Kraft dinner and would buy fancier ketchup to go with it.


Well, I'd buy you a green dress
The singer would buy an article of clothing, but not a green dress made of real fur because that would be cruel.


Well, I'd buy you some art
The singer would invest in some artwork, perhaps by well-known artists like Picasso or Garfunkel.


Well, I'd buy you a monkey Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
The artist would purchase a monkey for the person they love, knowing it's something they've always wanted.


I'd be rich
The artist realizes that with a million dollars, they would finally feel wealthy.




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@GabeNewellDFTBA

"Not a real green dress, that's cruel!"

@jaywilko9557

#fauxgreen4eva

@sjgayle4079

The Entire Earth

@randomthings4705

The Entire Earth XD

@rafaelshinpunk

What does "real green dress" means?

@connorjohnson8590

@@rafaelshinpunk I think it's just satire, that green dresses are ugly

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@nathanieltilley6560

My parents used to sing this and Breakfast at Tiffany’s, and they always changed the last few lines to “If i had a million dollars/ if I had a thousand dollars / if I had a hundred dollars / if I had a single dollar, I’d be rich” the entire time just looking at each other, and the memory makes me cry every damn time.

@sgusjsk

Bless you brother. Jesus loves you. Thank you for sharing that.

@williamj.stilianessis1851

My daughter and I used to sing this as parts, blaring from the radio when she was in high school. It was the best father/ daughter time.
I miss her so right now.
Blubbering fool that I am.
😪 Blessed for our memories.

@timkeenan7419

No shame in that bud. Mu
Y oldest moved out to live with her fiance for a year before they get married. I asked for the delay, I'm just not ready for my little girl to fly away from my nest yet. She's my baby. Look now you got me tearing up again.

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