Lovesick Diagnostician
Ben Folds Lyrics


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Dr.Yang, Help me mend my broken heart
Gotta help me doc, I don't know where to start.
When she walked right out that door
Left me cryin on the floor
She said she's only going to the store

Dr.Yang, What's the lovesick diagnosis?
Cause she said she cannot cope with my neurosis
You would think I had chronic halitosis
Dr.Yang

Dr.Yang, now her voicemail box is full
And she won't call me, I'm feeling like a fool
The last time I saw her in her car
I threw her shit out in the yard,
Locked her out and headed to the bar

Dr.Yang, What's the lovesick diagnosis?
Cause she said she cannot cope with my neurosis
I could always hurt myself, doctor she knows this
Dr.Yang

All the kings horses and all the kings men
Couldn't get back my girlfriend

Dr. Yang, if you can't fix my heart and head (heart and head)
Actually there is something you can do instead (do instead)
Call my girlfriend from your number
Explain that you're a doctor
Tell her that I love her so
She hurt me more than she could know
And even with all your degrees
There's nothing you can do for me
She won't have to block my number any more

Dr. Yang
(da da da daaa da)
Dr. Yang
(da da da daaa da)
Dr. Yang





Gonna kill myself tonight
Tell her that, Dr. Yang

Overall Meaning

The song "Lovesick Diagnostician" by Ben Folds speaks of a man who is heartbroken and seeking the help of a doctor, Dr. Yang, to help him mend his broken heart. He doesn't know where to begin, and the woman he loves has left him. He can't seem to get her out of his mind, and he wants the doctor to diagnose what he believes is lovesickness.


The lyrics suggest that the woman has cut off all communication with him, and he feels like a fool. He confesses that he threw her things out in the yard and headed to the bar. The man is desperate, and he's hoping that the doctor can diagnose his problem so he can find a way to fix it.


In the end, he asks Dr. Yang to call his girlfriend and tell her that he loves her and is hurting. He says that he will kill himself if he can't get her back.


Overall, the song is a mix of humor and heartbreak. It speaks about the desperation of love and how sometimes we need help to get through difficult times.


Line by Line Meaning

Dr.Yang, Help me mend my broken heart
The singer is seeking help from Dr. Yang to fix his broken heart


Gotta help me doc, I don't know where to start.
The singer is asking Dr. Yang for guidance on where to begin in mending his heart


When she walked right out that door
The woman left the singer and broke his heart


Left me cryin on the floor
The artist was devastated and emotional after the woman left him


She said she's only going to the store
The woman gave a misleading excuse for leaving and didn't plan on returning


Dr.Yang, What's the lovesick diagnosis?
The singer is asking Dr. Yang to diagnose his lovesick state


Cause she said she cannot cope with my neurosis
The singer's neurotic behavior caused his girlfriend to leave


You would think I had chronic halitosis
The extent of his neurosis is compared to a chronic bad breath problem


Dr.Yang, now her voicemail box is full
The woman is avoiding the artist's calls and her voicemail box is full


And she won't call me, I'm feeling like a fool
The artist feels foolish for wanting the woman to contact him when she clearly doesn't want to


The last time I saw her in her car
The singer's last encounter with the woman was watching her drive away


I threw her shit out in the yard,
The artist was angry and tossed the woman's belongings outside


Locked her out and headed to the bar
The singer went to drink at a bar after locking the woman out


I could always hurt myself, doctor she knows this
The singer is telling Dr. Yang that the woman knows he has a history of self-harm


Dr. Yang, if you can't fix my heart and head (heart and head)
The singer is asking Dr. Yang to fix his heart and head if possible


Actually there is something you can do instead (do instead)
The artist has an alternative request for Dr. Yang


Call my girlfriend from your number
The artist wants Dr. Yang to call the woman instead of himself


Explain that you're a doctor
Dr. Yang is advised to inform the woman he is a medical professional


Tell her that I love her so
Dr. Yang should tell the woman the singer still loves her


She hurt me more than she could know
The artist was deeply hurt by the woman's actions


And even with all your degrees
The artist acknowledges Dr. Yang's professional education


There's nothing you can do for me
The artist doesn't believe Dr. Yang can directly help his situation


She won't have to block my number any more
The singer hopes the woman will no longer feel the need to block his calls after hearing from Dr. Yang


Gonna kill myself tonight
The artist is feeling hopeless and contemplating suicide


Dr. Yang
Repeat of the call out to ask for Dr. Yang's help




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Written by: BEN FOLDS, BENJAMIN SCOTT FOLDS

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