Art Bitch
Cansei de Ser Sexy Lyrics


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My art is called egocentric-soft-porno
Or maybe it's just narcisism...
My one and only subject
Goes from something like anything but
Me-ism

Wouldn't it be easier for beardsley?
He could drop the paintings
And photograph his penis
Or take pixxx of the chicks...
Yeah, you know what I mean...
Wouldn't it be better for Esher?
He could drop the math
And make it happen on his mattress
2 Girls and a cam!
3 Girls and a cam!
You put a dog there and you got polaroid scat

I ain't no artist
I am an artbitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portifolio
And I only show
Where there's free alcohol

I am so hardcore
I sell my crap and people ask for more...
Call me revolutionary
I poo on a plate and get it published on visionaire
What I do, is called art-shit
And don't you dare make fun of me
Cuz everything I do was featured on the pages of i-d!

I ain't no artist
I am an ar-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portifolio
And I only show
Where there's free alcohol

I ain't no artist
I am an artbitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portifolio
And I only show
Where there's free alcohol





Lick lick lick my art-tit
Suck suck suck my art-hole

Overall Meaning

The song "Art Bitch" by Brazilian band Cansei de Ser Sexy is a satirical take on the contemporary art world, specifically the idea of art being produced for the sake of shock value or self-promotion rather than artistic merit. The main character in the song is an artist who is more concerned with making a name for themselves than creating meaningful artwork. The lyrics suggest that this artist creates work that is self-centered and sexually explicit, using shock tactics to gain attention rather than genuine artistic expression.


The chorus of the song emphasizes the main character's attitude towards their own work - they see themselves as an "artbitch" rather than a true artist. They sell their paintings to the men they sleep with and only show their work at events with free alcohol. The lyrics poke fun at the idea of an artist who is not interested in their own portfolio or creating meaningful work, but rather using their work as a means of self-promotion.


The second verse of the song references other artists, such as Aubrey Beardsley and M.C. Escher, who were known for their sexually charged or surreal imagery respectively. The lyrics suggest that if these artists wanted to be taken seriously in the contemporary art world, they would have to embrace shock tactics and sexually explicit imagery. Overall, "Art Bitch" is a commentary on the commodification of art and the ways in which artists are often pushed to create work that is sensationalized rather than meaningful.


Line by Line Meaning

My art is called egocentric-soft-porno
I create art that is self-centered and has sexual overtones


Or maybe it's just narcisism...
Or maybe it's just an expression of my own self-love


My one and only subject
The only thing I feature in my art is


Goes from something like anything but
Anything that doesn't resemble


Me-ism
Me or my own image


Wouldn't it be easier for beardsley?
Wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley, who was known for his erotic art,


He could drop the paintings
To just not paint


And photograph his penis
And instead take pictures of his genitals


Or take pixxx of the chicks...
Or take explicit photos of women


Yeah, you know what I mean...
I know you understand what I'm getting at


Wouldn't it be better for Esher?
Wouldn't it be better for Escher the artist, famous for his optical illusions,


He could drop the math
To not focus on mathematical concepts


And make it happen on his mattress
And instead create erotic art in bed


2 Girls and a cam!
Combining two women and a camera!


3 Girls and a cam!
Or three women and a camera!


You put a dog there and you got polaroid scat
Just throw a dog in the mix and you have disgustingly explicit photos


I ain't no artist
I don't consider myself a traditional artist


I am an artbitch
I am someone who uses art as a way to gain attention and validation


I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I use my sexuality to sell my art to men


I have no portifolio
I don't have a collection of my work to show


And I only show
And I only display my art


Where there's free alcohol
In places where alcohol is provided for free


I am so hardcore
I am extremely committed and serious about my art


I sell my crap and people ask for more...
Even though I don't value my own art, others are still interested in it


Call me revolutionary
I see myself as a revolutionary figure


I poo on a plate and get it published on visionaire
I do vulgar things and have it featured in a respected art publication like Visionaire


What I do, is called art-shit
Despite my unconventional methods, I still see what I do as art


And don't you dare make fun of me
And I won't tolerate anyone mocking me or my art


Cuz everything I do was featured on the pages of i-d!
Because my art has been highlighted in the pages of respected magazines like i-D.


Lick lick lick my art-tit
I invite people to worship my art and give it the same attention as a sexual object


Suck suck suck my art-hole
I demand others to consume and appreciate my art in the same way they would a sexual act




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