A Night I Can't Remember
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics
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Yeah, like what, skip a rehearsal, you know we got the CNL Awards tomorrow night
What are we gonna do about a drummer?
Hey you, come here, you ever played drums before?
No
Want to?
Yeah
Get in there and beat em then!
Okay hot dog, start the song you little show boat!
Who do you think you are, Tommy Lee Jhones?
Let's go!
Not bad for a four year old!
Been dang near two years since I've had a beer
By gosh that's changing tonight
Gonna start me a tab and call me a cab (>whistle< Taxie!)
Might even get in a fight
I ain't gonna hold it forever
Gonna have myself a night I can't remember
Miller Lights, shot a crown
Man that stuff hurts going down
One too many coke and jacks
It'll all come flooding back
That ol' quervo's way too strong
But one more 'for I go home
Fire up the blender
Gonna have myself a night I can't remember
Get me a cold towel and a gun
Drunk ain't my style
And it'll be a long while 'for I pull that stunt again
Oh my head
Tylenol and tums
Oh no here it comes
I'm praying to the porcline
This hangover can't last forever
Dun had myself a night I can't remember
Shot out the lights, kick down the door
Woke up face down on the floor
I'd better call someone and ask how I'd wound up in this cast
I've got stamps on both my hands
I wonder who slung that beer can right through my winder
Dun had myself a night I can't remember
My dang liver's nearly gone
And this ain't where I belong
Hey thanks bartender
Dun had myself a night I can't remember
Twelve steps my foot!
I can't even take two!
And by the way kid, you're hired!
Just no drinking!
I made it
The song A Night I Can't Remember by Cledus T. Judd is a humorous take on a wild night of partying and drinking. It depicts a situation where the band is about to perform at an important event, but the drummer is missing. To their rescue comes a person who has never played the instrument before, but he agrees to play anyway. The band then starts playing, and the lyrics describe how the singer indulges in drinking and partying. He gets drunk and eventually forgets what happened that night, waking up in a cast with no memory of how he got there.
The song uses humor to describe the consequences of excessive drinking and partying. The singer is aware that he is drinking too much and is likely to get into trouble, but he ignores it anyway. The lyrics depict the effects of alcohol, including dizziness, hangovers, and blackouts. The song intends to remind listeners to drink responsibly and avoid getting to the point where they cannot remember what happened the night before.
Line by Line Meaning
Paul does this kind of thing everyday
Paul is used to doing things without proper planning
Yeah, like what, skip a rehearsal, you know we got the CNL Awards tomorrow night
Paul is known to neglect important work like rehearsals
What are we gonna do about a drummer?
They need a drummer for their performance
Hey you, come here, you ever played drums before?
They are asking a random person if they can play drums
No
The person they asked cannot play drums
Want to?
They are offering the person a chance to play drums
Yeah
The person accepts the offer
Get in there and beat em then!
They tell the person to just start playing the drums
Okay hot dog, start the song you little show boat!
They are teasing the drummer while telling them to start playing
Who do you think you are, Tommy Lee Jhones?
They are jokingly comparing the drummer to famous rock drummer Tommy Lee Jones
Not bad for a four year old!
They are impressed with the drummer's playing
Been dang near two years since I've had a beer
The singer hasn't had a drink in almost two years
By gosh that's changing tonight
The singer is planning to drink tonight
Gonna start me a tab and call me a cab (>whistle< Taxie!)
The singer is planning to drink so much that they'll need a taxi to get home
Might even get in a fight
The singer is open to the idea of getting into a fight while drunk
I ain't gonna hold it forever
The singer is not going to resist drinking anymore
Gonna have myself a night I can't remember
The singer is planning to drink so much that they'll forget the events of the night
Miller Lights, shot a crown
The singer is drinking Miller Lite beer and Crown Royal whiskey
Man that stuff hurts going down
The singer is not used to drinking anymore
One too many coke and jacks
The singer has had too many whiskey and coke drinks
It'll all come flooding back
The singer knows they will regret the amount they are drinking later
That ol' quervo's way too strong
The singer is struggling to handle the strength of the Jose Cuervo tequila they're drinking
But one more 'for I go home
The singer wants to drink one more before leaving
Fire up the blender
The singer is planning to make a blended drink
Get me a cold towel and a gun
The singer needs a cold towel (for their hangover) and a gun (jokingly implying they want to die after their night of drinking)
Drunk ain't my style
The singer does not want to be known for drinking
And it'll be a long while 'for I pull that stunt again
The singer does not plan to drink like this again for a long time
Oh my head
The singer has a hangover
Tylenol and tums
The singer is taking pain and acid relief medication to alleviate their hangover
Oh no here it comes
The singer is about to throw up due to their hangover
I'm praying to the porcline
The singer is jokingly saying they are praying to the toilet due to their hangover
This hangover can't last forever
The singer is hopeful that their hangover will eventually go away
Dun had myself a night I can't remember
The singer drank so much that they cannot remember the events of the night
Shot out the lights, kick down the door
The singer caused property damage while drunk
Woke up face down on the floor
The singer passed out while drunk
I'd better call someone and ask how I'd wound up in this cast
The singer is realizing they are injured and needs to find out what happened
I've got stamps on both my hands
The singer went to a bar/club where they get their hand stamped upon entry and upon getting a drink
I wonder who slung that beer can right through my winder
The singer's window was broken by someone who threw a beer can
My dang liver's nearly gone
The singer is acknowledging the damage their drinking has caused their liver
And this ain't where I belong
The singer is realizing that they do not want to be known as someone who drinks excessively
Hey thanks bartender
The singer jokingly thanks the bartender for filling them up with drinks
Dun had myself a night I can't remember
The singer drank so much that they cannot remember the events of the night
Twelve steps my foot!
The singer is not interested in joining a recovery program
I can't even take two!
The singer is jokingly saying they cannot even take two steps without falling while drunk
And by the way kid, you're hired!
The singer is hiring the young drummer to play with them
Just no drinking!
The singer will not tolerate drinking while working with the young drummer
I made it
The singer is happy to have survived their wild night of drinking
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: CHRISTOPHER DOUGLAS CLARK
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@jesserodriguez368
Still listening in 2023. Who else?
@TessasDaddy7132
I had nights like that on weekends while I was in the U.S Marines.lol
@kyliepollert8341
RIP, Joe Diffie!
@sandrasmith5411
You both done this tune justice
@country6975
I feel like I've had one of these nights last night and randomly youtube started playing this through my bluetooth speaker at 8am what a saturday its been 🤣 by the way kid your hired just no dranking 🤣 I approve that part
@bryansevere168
One bad ass song cledus is awesome
@richardstrange8393
Love it!!
@shrumlady4381
Love it
@danielbrazzell6904
memories
@TheJuicydestiny
I laugh my butt off lol😁