Paycheck Woman
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics

Well the last thing I need, is a lazy housewife
I do not want a lazy woman as my housewife

If your gonna lay around and sleep all day
If you are not going to work, but just sleep all day

You better work third shift a night
You better work the night shift at a factory

In a carpet mill or a truck stop, even if it's for minimum wage
Even if it is just for minimum wage, work at a carpet mill or truck stop

Oh you can get yourself some pasties
You can even become a stripper

And get up there on that stage
Perform on the stage if you choose to become a stripper

Now the baptist look down on you
Some religious groups may look down on this profession

But don't listen to their lip
Ignore their criticism

'Cause you can dance butt naked on a big brass poll
Being a stripper involves dancing nude on a pole

As long as you're making tips
As long as you make money through tips

'Cause I want a paycheck woman don't want no welfare broad
I want a woman who earns a paycheck, not someone who relies on welfare

All the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y'all get a job
All the women I date are lazy and need to find work

You better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home
You need to earn money and contribute to the household financially

You can't sit and watch soap operas while I work hard all day long
Do not waste time watching TV shows while I am working hard

So here's to all my brothers out there pulling down O.T.
Shoutout to all my fellow hardworking men putting in overtime

Let me get a big hell yeah, from the working men like me
Give a shoutout to all men like me who work hard for their money

Employee discounts, well their real nice
Employee discounts are great

I hear the head cashier at Wal-Mart can get fishing lures half price
I heard that the head cashier at Wal-mart gets 50% off on fishing lures

Ain't that sexy, really sexy when a woman saves money
It is attractive when women save money

But what really turns me on is a two income family
What really attracts me is a family where both partners have income

So even if it's part time
Even if it is a part-time job

Bagging groceries at the store
Working at a grocery store as a bagger

You better get out there and punch that clock
Make sure you go work your hours and clock in and out

'Cause I'm sick of being poor
I do not want to be poor anymore

So here's to all the woman who think money grows on trees
Shoutout to all women who believe that money is easy to get

Ah let me get a big hell no, from the working mens like me
Disapprove of this attitude from hardworking men like me

I want a paycheck woman don't want no welfare broad
I want a woman who earns a paycheck, not someone who relies on welfare

All the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y'all get a job
All the women I date are lazy and need to find work

You better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home
You need to earn money and contribute to the household financially

You can't lay there eating Bon Bons while I work hard all week long
Do not waste time while I am working hard

Here's to all my brothers out there putting in forty
Shoutout to all men working 40 hours a week

Ah let me get a big hell yeah, from the working men like me
Give a shoutout to all men like me who work hard for their money

Hell yeah, hell yeah
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Hell yeah, hell yeah
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Hell yeah
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