I Love Nascar
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics

We got owners, favorite drivers,
In NASCAR, we have the team owners and everyone's favorite drivers.

Boy, that Tony Stewart's a whiner.
Tony Stewart is notoriously a complainer and is known for speaking his mind out in public.

And we got rookies, advertisers,
Newcomers to the sport and official sponsors that advertise their products on NASCAR cars, like Havoline, Target, Sharpie, Caterpillar, Nextel, Mountain Dew, Dupont, Lowe's, Home Depot, Kodak, M&Ms, UPS, Tide, Alltel, Gillette, Kelloggs, Viagra, and Dewalt have entered the scene.

But the trophy girls still have my favorite parts.
I still appreciate and admire the attractive trophy girls at the end of the races, even though there are so many other factors happening within racing, influencing the outcome.

We got cautions, we got pitstops,
There are stops during the race where race cars must come in for repairs or gasoline, and where caution flags rest during potential crashes, and the rest of the race can also be quite chaotic or disrupted by these events.

You can't hear a dang thing once the flag drops.
Once the race flag is dropped, you can barely hear anything else over the sounds of the roars of the engines and the intense excitement surrounding the race.

And poor Kyle Petty, an' Swervin' Marlin, ha ha,
Kyle Petty and Sterling Marlin might have a hard time in their races and might eventually encounter setbacks.

Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin.
When racing against Mark Martin, they will have a hard time keeping up and outpacing him, especially because his cars look incredibly appealing.

'Cause that Viagra car is always driven hard.
The car sponsored by Viagra and with their brand backing it is always driven hard, at top speeds and with great dedication and passion from its drivers.

I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.
NASCAR is my most preferred form of racing, the only one that excites and interests me to watch and follow closely.

Just watchin' Jeff Gordon plow up a wall,
Jeff Gordon is a driver who often crashes and further destroys the walls of the track while driving.

Puts a smile on Dale Jr.'s face.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. seems to find Jeff Gordon's crashes and accidents entertaining and amusing, and he typically laughs upon seeing them.

No caviar, it's beer and Mopar.
The usual refreshments at NASCAR events are beer and alcohol and other typically American dining choices, and branding is crucial, including Mopar, the official parts and service division of the automaker FCA US LLC.

I like short tracks, you'll see more wrecks,
Short tracks are exciting because the track tends to run out of space for all drivers, and crumpling wrecks and crashes are more common there.

And about a million screamin' rednecks.
The passionate fans and followers of NASCAR tend to be screaming rednecks, those with strong Southern or rural accents and lifestyles.

And ol' Jeff Burton, ha, an' poor Mike Skinner,
Jeff Burton and Mike Skinner are drivers who've been surpassed by others, and may not be at the best points in their careers right now.

Well, they've done forgot what it's like to be a winner.
It has been a while since Burton or Skinner have won a race, and they might be feeling less confident in the prospect of winning anytime soon.

And Ken Schrader still ain't sure who his sponsors are.
Ken Schrader continues to be rather forgetful or unsure about who his sponsors are who provide him with the right funding and resources to be a successful driver.

I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.
NASCAR is my most preferred form of racing, the only one that excites and interests me to watch and follow closely.

"Hey, that was a close one up there fellas I about got into one there.
Whenever a close call, particularly a potential crash, happens, drivers need to be able to communicate with their crew chief, coaches, and other teammates to get the necessary feedback, particularly when a crew chief requests or advises on some potential course of action, like getting new tires, switching to a different strategy, or resting for a bit in the pit stop.

I might pull over right up here next pitstop, I want you to get two right front tires.
I might need a quick repair for a right front tire, and they'll need to do so as quickly and efficiently as possible to get me back into the race.

I need a wedge on the left side, get this windsheild cleaned, get on the gas.
I need some adjustments, specifically to the left side of the car, some cleaning of the windshield for better visibility and less fogging, and then, immediately get back into gear and back on the gas pedal to keep going fast and strong.

And if you don't care, hand me a pair of underwear, I have messed all in my drawers."
If you wouldn't mind helping me with a spare set of underwear, I've made a bit of a mess and need to change out of it as quickly and as easily as possible.

I like football. (I like football.)
I am also a fan of football, as both sports are exciting and involve a lot of strategizing, preparation, and skill to win and to become a champion.

I like my wrestlin'.
I also enjoy wrestling, another sport that is thrilling to watch, and that requires a lot of athleticism and physical strength and agility to win.

I like a good game of air hockey,
Another exciting game that I enjoy playing and watching is air hockey, which involved a lot of speed, coordination, and skill in handling the paddles and the puck to get some points.

I like some ping-pong now an' then.
I also like to play or to watch a good game of ping-pong or table tennis, as this is another game that involves a lot of skill, speed, and accuracy.

I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.
NASCAR is my most preferred form of racing, the only one that excites and interests me to watch and follow closely.

Just to see Big E back on the track,
If famed driver Dale Earnhardt were to return to the track, this would be an incredibly thrilling and exciting time for everyone involved in NASCAR.

Would put a smile on every face.
Dale Earnhardt's return would be a heartwarming moment, as such an iconic figure could once again compete and help to sustain and uplift the sport in many ways.

No one drove a car quite like Earnhardt.
Dale Earnhardt was an incredibly skilled and talented driver who had a unique driving style and approach to racing, and who achieved incredible success and popularity as a result.

Vroom, vroom, vroom
The sound of the engines roaring as the cars speed around the race track.

Gentlemen, start your engines
A classic phrase often used at the beginning of each race in NASCAR to signal the start of the engines and the drivers' readiness to begin the race.

I love NASCAR.
NASCAR holds a special place in this person's heart because of its unique style of racing, the drama of the races, the passionate fans, and the personalities involved.