Sugalumps
Flight of the Conchords Lyrics


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(Let me tell ya)
I see you girls
Checkin' out my trunks
I see you girls
Checkin' out the front of my trunks
I see you girls
Lookin' at my junk
Then checkin' out my rump
Then back to my sugalumps

When I shake it, I shake it all up
You probably think that my pants have the mumps
It's just my sugalumps, bump-ba-bumps
They look so good
That's why I keep 'em in the front

All the ladies checkin' out my sugalumps
They drive the ladies crazy

All these bitches
Checkin' out my britches
Put 'em in a trance
When I wear track pants
My dungarees
Make them hungry
Send 'em over the moon
When I don pantaloons

My sugalumps are two of a kind
Sweet and white and highly refined
Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery
To steal a feel of my family jewelry
My cannonballs cause a kerfuffle
The ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle
If you party with the Party Prince
You get two complimentary after-dinner mints

Girsl surround me when I'm stading on teh stoop
Givin' me gifts like, free chicken soup
Book tokens, free chicken soup
Standing on teh corner going, uhmst uhmst
uhmst uhmst
uhmst uhmst

We see you girls
Checkin' out our trunks
We see you girls
Checkin' out the front of our trunks
We see you girls
Lookin' at our junk
Checkin' out our rumps
Then back to our sugalumps

Chillin' at my store
Doin' my thing
When in walks a guy
With his dick in a sling
I'm like, "Holy shit!
What's happened to you?"
He said,
"How much will you give for the family jewels?"
I said, "Ten bucks."
He said, "No way!"
"Ten bucks and a Frisbee"
He said, "Okay."
Then I took his sugalumps
And put 'em up in a display
And sold them as hacky-sacks
Later that day

All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps
Sweet sugalumps,




All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps
Sweet sugalumps, yeah

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Flight of the Conchords's song Sugalumps are humorous and satirical, portraying the idea of male empowerment and the obsession of women with men's genitalia. The song centers around the singer bragging about his "sugalumps" - a term used to describe his male genitalia. He mentions that women are always checking out his front and back and that his sugalumps are highly refined and sweet, causing a kerfuffle among the ladies who hustle to steal a feel of them. He sees himself as a "Party Prince," who can get any woman he wants, and jokes that his sugalumps are so popular that women give him gifts like free chicken soup, book tokens, and even offers for theft.


The song is a satire on male objectification and self-importance, mocking the idea that men can be powerful and respected simply because of their genitalia. It highlights the absurdity of male entitlement and the notion that women are constantly seeking male attention and validation. Through its witty and clever lyrics, the song also aims to criticize gender stereotypes and the pressure to conform to a specific gender role. It encourages listeners to question societal norms and embrace diversity and individuality.


Line by Line Meaning

I see you girls Checkin' out my trunks
I notice that you girls are looking at my swimsuit


I see you girls Checkin' out the front of my trunks
You are peering at the bulge of my swimsuit


I see you girls Lookin' at my junk Then checkin' out my rump Then back to my sugalumps
You are looking at my genitals, then my buttocks, then my chest


When I shake it, I shake it all up You probably think that my pants have the mumps It's just my sugalumps, bump-ba-bumps They look so good That's why I keep 'em in the front
When I dance, it looks like I have a disease in my pants, but it's just my chest muscles that look amazing, which is why I display them prominently


All the ladies checkin' out my sugalumps They drive the ladies crazy
Women are fascinated by my chest muscles


All these bitches Checkin' out my britches Put 'em in a trance When I wear track pants My dungarees Make them hungry Send 'em over the moon When I don pantaloons
When I wear tracksuits or trousers, females are hypnotized by my crotch, and my jeans or formal pants make them sexually aroused


My sugalumps are two of a kind Sweet and white and highly refined Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery To steal a feel of my family jewelry My cannonballs cause a kerfuffle The ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle If you party with the Party Prince You get two complimentary after-dinner mints
My chest muscles are excellent and desirable. Women attempt to touch my genitals surreptitiously. My testicles draw lots of attention, making females hustle for an opportunity to fondle them. Also, if one hangs around with me, they will get two mints as per the tradition


Girls surround me when I'm standing on the stoop Givin' me gifts like, free chicken soup Book tokens, free chicken soup Standing on the corner going, uhmst uhmst uhmst uhmst uhmst uhmst
While chilling at a street corner or outside the store, women approach me with gifts and flirt by making noises


We see you girls Checkin' out our trunks We see you girls Checkin' out the front of our trunks We see you girls Lookin' at our junk Checkin' out our rumps Then back to our sugalumps
We acknowledge that girls inspect our bulges, crotch, buttocks, and chest


Chillin' at my store Doin' my thing When in walks a guy With his dick in a sling I'm like, "Holy shit! What's happened to you?" He said, "How much will you give for the family jewels?" I said, "Ten bucks." He said, "No way!" "Ten bucks and a Frisbee" He said, "Okay." Then I took his sugalumps And put 'em up in a display And sold them as hacky-sacks Later that day
When a man came into my store with a genital injury, I bought them for ten dollars and a frisbee, put them on display, and resold them later as hacky-sacks


All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps Sweet sugalumps, All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps Sweet sugalumps, yeah
Women crave chest muscles which are sweet and eye-catching




Lyrics Β© Universal Music Publishing Group, Hipgnosis Songs Group
Written by: BRET MCKENZIE, JEMAINE CLEMENT

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Comments from YouTube:

@XX-ei2fh

I want a ten hour looped video of the little dance Jemaine does at the beginning of the song

@WiseElderVex

Same!

@trarue1879

Jemaine is an amazing singer and dancer. I wish he would release a full album I could and would listen to him all day. His voice is butter. Pure honey. I wonder why he didn't choose to be just a regular musician. But i guess when you are so good at acting and comedy you might as well blend your talents. He's beyond a triple threat and easily the most talented artist out there. Hands down, my biggest celebrity crush. He's like a fine wine, just gets better with age.

@squidneythesquid2487

Tracy Runnels He was In Moana

@erinh110

Squidney The Squid and he was
so SHINY, like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck...

@kendog3492

He was in Rick and Morty at one point too

@tomuchcamoflauge

jack black and kyle gass are similar, where they have the musical chops to be a 'serious' band (they even have a grammy for a DIO cover album), but when it came to trying to write for a real rock album everything they wrote was beyond cheesy to the point of unusable. it may not be the same with jemaine or bret, but it's a thought I go back to with flight of the conchords

@iwakuralain1459

Friendly reminder: he was Boris the Animal in MIB 3

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@tokyopanda13

Jermaine IS pretty hypnotizing.

@OmniaViridis

Lydia Beam yes JEMAINE Clement is very hypnotizing.

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