50/50
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Well, my dandruff is loose
An' my breath is chartreuse
I know I ain't cute
An' my voice is ka-poot

But that's awright people
I'm just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say

Ain't gonna sing you no love song
How my heart is all sore
Will not beg your indulgence
'Cause you heard it before

But that's awright people
I'm just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say

I have taken your time
I have sung you my song
Ain't no great revelation
But it wasn't too long

But that's awright people
I'm just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way





I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Frank Zappa's "50/50" are a tongue-in-cheek commentary on his own appearance and abilities as a singer, acknowledging that he may not be conventionally attractive or have the greatest voice, but he still has something to say. The opening lines reference his dandruff and halitosis, indicating that he is not trying to present a polished image. He then declares that he is "crazy enough" to sing in any manner, regardless of how it may come across to the listener.


Despite not wanting to sing a typical love song, Zappa suggests that he is just as likely to have something important to say as anyone else, with the odds being "fifty-fifty." The repetition of this line throughout the song reinforces the idea that his message could go either way - he could have a revelation, or it could be nothing special. The final verse sums up the song's message by acknowledging that he has taken the listener's time to share his music, but it was not a groundbreaking or transformative experience.


Overall, "50/50" is an ironic and self-aware song that pokes fun at the conventions of love songs and the idea of a singer needing to look or sound a certain way to be successful. Zappa's lyrics suggest that there is value in being oneself, even if it means not conforming to mainstream expectations.


Line by Line Meaning

Well, my dandruff is loose
My scalp is flaking and I have visible dandruff.


An' my breath is chartreuse
My breath is so foul it's greenish like chartreuse.


I know I ain't cute
I am self-aware that I am not attractive.


An' my voice is ka-poot
My voice is broken or not working properly.


But that's awright people
But it's okay, my dear listeners.


I'm just crazy enough to sing to you
I am eccentric and confident enough to perform for you.


Any old way
In any style or manner.


I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I believe that there is a 50/50 chance of success.


I just might have some thing to say
I possibly have something significant to express.


Ain't gonna sing you no love song
I refuse to perform a traditional love song.


How my heart is all sore
I won't sing about a broken heart or romantic woes.


Will not beg your indulgence
I will not plead for your approval.


'Cause you heard it before
Because you've already heard it.


I have taken your time
I have used up your time.


I have sung you my song
I have performed my music for you.


Ain't no great revelation
It's not a big surprise or mind-blowing revelation.


But it wasn't too long
But at least it wasn't too lengthy or boring.




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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@whiskeyriver4322

Frank Zappa – guitar, vocals on all tracks except "Fifty-Fifty" and most of "Zomby Woof"
Kin Vassy – vocals on "I'm the Slime", "Dinah-Moe Humm" and "Montana"
Ricky Lancelotti – vocals on "Fifty-Fifty" and "Zomby Woof"
Sal Marquez – trumpet, vocals on "Dinah-Moe Humm"
Ian Underwood – clarinet, flute, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone
Bruce Fowler – trombone
Ruth Underwood – percussion, marimba, vibraphone
Jean-Luc Ponty – violin, baritone violin
George Duke – synthesizer, keyboards
Tom Fowler – bass
Ralph Humphrey – drums
Tina Turner and the Ikettes – backing vocals (uncredited) (Tracks 2-3 and 5-7)



All comments from YouTube:

@ChuckSchickx

The bass line on this song kills!

@IcaroGiorgio

For sure, man! Sick!!

@geoffbaxter1509

Tom Fowler kicks it through the whole album. As does everyone. I was 11 or so when I first heard this album, this is the song that got me hooked on Zappa and The Mothers

@michaelhenshaw258

He is in my top 10 bass players of all time πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

@charlesrobinson7469

I love the slower live groovy version.πŸ‘πŸΎ

@OliverMitchellGuitar

Nothing short of astonishing, great guitar, amazing band

@OliverMitchellGuitar

Jean Luc Ponty stings violin

@rundoetx

Zappa and the Mothers of Invention at the Armadillo World Headquarters in Austin TX is one of my top 10 concerts of all time.

@moondog50002000

I've smoked weed backstage with so many hero's there to name

@rundoetx

@Reverb Twang cool.

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