Canadian Customs
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland
Queen Elizabeth Theatre, Vancouver
December 18, 1984

FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ike Willis rhythm guitar
Ray White rhythm guitar
Bobby Martin keyboards
Alan Zavod keyboards




Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]

Overall Meaning

Firstly, it's important to note that "Canadian Customs" is a humorous instrumental song by Frank Zappa, in which he pokes fun at the strict rules and procedures of Canadian customs agents at the border. The song is divided into two sections, with the first section featuring a catchy, upbeat melody played by both guitarists (Ike Willis and Ray White), accompanied by the keyboards of Bobby Martin and Alan Zavod. The rhythm section of Scott Thunes on bass and Chad Wackerman on drums provides a steady beat, while Frank Zappa himself shines with a guitar solo in the middle of the song.


The second section of the song features a more somber and discordant melody, perhaps reflecting the frustration and annoyance that Zappa experienced during his encounters with Canadian customs officials. The guitarists play a dissonant, atonal riff while the other instruments provide eerie electronic effects, creating a tense and uncomfortable atmosphere.


Line by Line Meaning

Heh heh heh...Canadian Customs!
Frank Zappa starts the song with a chuckle and greets the Canadian Customs in his own way.


Alright, you f***ers, this is a song about the Customs routine!
Zappa prefaces the song with his usual sarcasm, revealing that this song is about the Customs routine,


Just relax and leave your car and follow me
Here, Zappa is addressing the audience or a persona, urging them to follow him as he describes the experience of being in customs


We'll make a very thorough inspection
Zappa informs the persona that their cars or luggage will be inspected thoroughly


If you have dope or guns, it'll be a bad reflection
Zappa warns his listeners that if they carry drugs or firearms, such items would reflect badly on them and could lead to undesirable consequences.


We'll put you in a small room
Zappa is describing the punishment of offenders by informing the listeners that they may be confined to a small room.


And call your mommy soon
Zappa highlights that customs is a serious process, stating that even your mother may be called upon to take responsibility.


They'll send you home without your teeth
Zappa portrays the customs process as harsh and tough, suggesting that the authorities can even harm the ones breaching rules.


Say it again, say it again, oh do it again
This repeated chorus line emphasizes the cyclical nature of the customs process, the repeated checks that often take place to scrutinize people and their belongings.


Sing about Canadian Customs
Zappa invites his listeners to sing with him about the Customs routine


Sing it again, sing it again, ow, why don't you do it again
Zappa repeats his chorus, encouraging listeners to join him in singing about customs.




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