St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why, she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen

Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo




Saint Alfonzo
Ooh, wah

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast" by Frank Zappa take the listener to a religious event, the titular pancake breakfast, where the singer confesses to stealing margarine and using bingo cards for a restroom, instead of the actual latrine. The singer then witnesses the appearance of an elegant woman, who catches everyone's attention with her gorgeous chenille dress. Her husband, described as a Marine, does not treat her right and she requests to be hurt, as the singer continues to demonstrate his mischievousness. The chorus repeatedly emphasizes the name "Saint Alfonzo" with an added vocal riff at the end, possibly implying that Saint Alfonzo is a patron saint of this event.


Through the irreverent lyrics, Frank Zappa mocks the hypocrisy that can be found in religious gatherings, as well as the absurdity of some social customs. The theft of margarine and the use of bingo cards to relieve oneself add a sense of comedic vulgarity to the scene. Moreover, the way the beautiful woman requests to be treated mean underlines the reality of domestic violence, while the singer's indifferent attitude points out the nonchalant treatment of such cases. Overall, Zappa combines humor, satire, and criticism to create a thought-provoking commentary on social norms and human behavior.


Line by Line Meaning

Yes indeed, here we are!
The singer acknowledges the event's occurrence.


At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
The event is occurring at Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast.


Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
The singer did not pay for margarine at the breakfast.


An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
The artist urinated on bingo cards as he did not use the bathroom.


I saw a handsome parish lady
The artist observed an attractive woman from the church.


Make her entrance like a queen
The woman entered with confidence and grace.


Why, she was totally chenille
The woman was wearing a fabric with a unique texture.


And her old man was a Marine
The woman's husband was a former member of the US Marine Corps.


As she abused a sausage pattie
The woman roughly handled a sausage patty.


And said why don't you treat me mean?
The woman playfully requested that her partner treat her poorly.


(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!)
The woman expressed her desire for rough treatment in a sexual context.


At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
The event is still occurring at Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast.


(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
The singer expresses his amusement at the absurdity of the situation.


Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
Reiteration of the fact that the singer did not pay for his margarine.


Saint Alfonzo
Repetition of the event's location.


Saint Alfonzo
Repetition of the event's location.


Saint Alfonzo
Repetition of the event's location.


Saint Alfonzo
Repetition of the event's location.


Ooh, wah
Vocalization expressing enjoyment or excitement.




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: FRANK ZAPPA

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Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why, she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Ooh, wah



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I think Frank Zappas music is just him entertaining himself and letting us hear.

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