Won Ton On
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier)
Steve vai (guitar)
Ray white (guitar, vocals)
Tommy mars (keyboards)
Chuck wild (piano)
Arthur barrow (bass)
Scott thunes (bass)
Jay anderson (string bass)
Ed mann (percussion)
Chad wackerman (drums)
Ike willis (vocals)
Terry bozzio (vocals)
Dale bozzio (vocals)
Napoleon murphy brock (vocals)
Bob harris (vocals)
Johnny "guitar" watson (vocals)

Not really harry's voice:
Ecuas-nzbe?

Thing-fish:
Whiff it, boy! whiff it good, now! mammies, step forward 'n try t'git on down wit dem broadway zombies! dis de closin' numbuh, now! moses! git yo' brown ass ovuh heah! leave de co-log-nuh alone
Minnit. whyn'tcha go on 'n cornhole ya' some evil prince! I be'lieve he done evolved to de point where he kin hannle it now!

See dat? uh-huh! look like he severely enjoyin' it awready! sound like he enjoyin' it, too! wuh- oh! I smells trubba! look like he got de eeyah- noosht! ain't no two ways about it.

The mammies dance tangos with the zombies, (eventually hurling them offstage), the evil prince corn-holes rhonda (who doesn't even notice as she waves her magic-wand fountain pen around for harr
Follow), thing-fish snatches up the crab-grass baby and ob'dewlla (one in each hand), shaking them like maracas, while twirl-dancing around the yard, harry-as- a-boy and the artificial rhonda re
Are, chasing after the infant, quentin robert de nameland corn-holes brown moses. opal rides the bull while francesco gives her an enema. the nativity box rotates erratically, deli- vering dutch
Ts who offer onions to the audience.

Thing-fish:
'fo y'all departs, I jes' wish to say in conclu- sium, as matters o' dis gravity gen'rally re- quire some type o' philosomical post-scription, dat what y'all have witnessed heah tonight were a t
Tory - only de names o' de potatoes have been changed to protect de innocent.

Galoot co-log-nuh! don't buy it, peoples! dis have been a public service ernouncemint. wave good-night to de white folks, 'dewlla!

A conga-line is formed. they all exit through the audience, except for francesco, thing-fish & sister ob'dewlla 'x' (the crab-grass baby has been returned to harry-as-a-boy and artificial rh
.

Rhonda:
This is symbolism, harry!

Harry:
...not the stuff that 'freckles' lets out!

Rhonda:
This is symbolism! really deep, intense, thought-provoking broadway symbolism. really modern, harry...

Harry:
Take your hand off that chain, honey!

Rhonda:
Fuck that briefcases...





Harry:
...not the briefcase...

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Frank Zappa's song "Won Ton On" are a combination of gibberish phrases, nonsensical rhymes, and satirical commentary on the entertainment industry. In the beginning, a character named Thing-Fish instructs the audience to "whiff it," prompting the dancers (mammies) and zombies to come on stage. The lyrics then describe an array of seemingly random actions, including an evil prince cornholing a woman named Rhonda, Thing-Fish shaking babies like maracas, and Dutch men offering onions to the audience. The song ends with a conga line and Rhonda discussing the symbolism behind the performance.


One possible interpretation of the lyrics is that they are a commentary on the state of the music industry and its tendency to prioritize spectacle and commercial appeal over substance. The characters and actions in the song can be seen as caricatures of the types of performers and shows that dominate the mainstream media. The use of gibberish and nonsense language could also be a way of critiquing the superficiality of much of popular culture. At the same time, the song is humorous and playful, offering a satirical perspective on the entertainment industry rather than a moralistic critique.


Overall, "Won Ton On" is a complex and multi-layered song that defies easy interpretation. It is a testament to Frank Zappa's unique musical and lyrical sensibilities and his willingness to push boundaries and challenge his audience.


Line by Line Meaning

Not really harry's voice:
The following words are not being spoken by Harry.


Ecuas-nzbe?
This is a meaningless utterance.


Whiff it, boy! whiff it good, now! mammies, step forward 'n try t'git on down wit dem broadway zombies! dis de closin' numbuh, now! moses! git yo' brown ass ovuh heah! leave de co-log-nuh alone
This is Thing-Fish encouraging the characters to dance and perform a closing number, making absurd and humorous statements to the characters.


Minnit. whyn'tcha go on 'n cornhole ya' some evil prince! I be'lieve he done evolved to de point where he kin hannle it now!
Thing-Fish tells an evil prince waiting in the wings to indulge in sexual activity.


See dat? uh-huh! look like he severely enjoyin' it awready! sound like he enjoyin' it, too! wuh- oh! I smells trubba! look like he got de eeyah- noosht! ain't no two ways about it.
Thing-Fish comments on the evil prince's actions and how they will lead to trouble.


The mammies dance tangos with the zombies, (eventually hurling them offstage), the evil prince corn-holes rhonda (who doesn't even notice as she waves her magic-wand fountain pen around for har
The characters perform various absurd actions, including dancing and sexual activity, while Rhonda continues to perform her job, unaware.


Follow), thing-fish snatches up the crab-grass baby and ob'dewlla (one in each hand), shaking them like maracas, while twirl-dancing around the yard, harry-as- a-boy and the artificial rhonda re
Thing-Fish performs an absurd dance while holding two characters, creating a humorous scene.


Are, chasing after the infant, quentin robert de nameland corn-holes brown moses. opal rides the bull while francesco gives her an enema. the nativity box rotates erratically, deli- vering dutch
More absurd actions occur, involving sexual activity and enemas, while the nativity box delivers onions to the audience.


'fo y'all departs, I jes' wish to say in conclu- sium, as matters o' dis gravity gen'rally re- quire some type o' philosomical post-scription, dat what y'all have witnessed heah tonight were a t
Thing-Fish provides a humorous closing remark, indicating that the audience has witnessed a story with absurd characters and situations.


Tory - only de names o' de potatoes have been changed to protect de innocent.
The story is fictional, and any similarities to real events are purely coincidental.


Galoot co-log-nuh! don't buy it, peoples! dis have been a public service ernouncemint. wave good-night to de white folks, 'dewlla!
Thing-Fish provides a humorous warning about believing the story and encourages the characters to say goodbye to the audience.


This is symbolism, harry!
Rhonda explains that the events are symbolic.


...not the stuff that 'freckles' lets out!
Harry makes a crude joke in response.


This is symbolism! really deep, intense, thought-provoking broadway symbolism. really modern, harry...
Rhonda continues to explain the symbolic meaning of the events.


Take your hand off that chain, honey!
Harry instructs Rhonda to stop playing with a chain.


...not the briefcase...
Harry corrects Rhonda's misunderstanding about what he was referring to.




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