Flex has released several mixtape albums. He is also influential in the automotive street scene, with a show on Spike TV, Ride with Funkmaster Flex, The show is also on KTN (Kenya Television Network), Channel O (South Africa) and [[Channel [V]]] (Australia), as well as All Muscle with Funkmaster Flex on ESPN, and Next Year Car Wars with Funkmaster Flex He founded Team Baurtwell, a custom car club. Flex puts on an annual touring car show, the Funkmaster Flex Celebrity Car Show Tour, which includes the cars of stars such as Wyclef Jean and many others.
The LUGZ shoe company produced the FMF-1 Funkmaster Flex driving shoe, designed by Flex. He has also been a spokesman for Starter athletic gear and Greyhound.
In the videogame, ESPN NFL 2K5, Flex is a celebrity adversary and is also unlockable as a free agent fullback in season mode. Funkmaster Flex Currently Resides in Ardsley, NY
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Discography
The Mix Tape Volume 1: 60 Minutes of Funk
The Mix Tape Volume 2: 60 Minutes of Funk
The Mix Tape Volume 3: 60 Minutes of Funk
The Tunnel (album)
The Mix Tape Volume 4: 60 Minutes of Funk
Funkmaster Flex Car Show Tour (2005)
Just A Touch
Funkmaster Flex Lyrics
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Yeah! It's 50!
[Chorus]
She got a habit man she powder her nose
And you can see she was a freak I suppose
She in the telly she use all three holes
Man you know me I just go with the flow
[Verse 1]
And it's on, up and down she like to ride on top
Fast, prayin that the condom pop
That's foul, but fuck it it's all hood to me
Now Hollywood's been real real good to me
Now who gives a fuck if a bitch just ain't shit
In the whip she gives CPR to my dick
You losin 'em baby, get 'em up quick
This role play I'm really gettin into this shit
In the telly om all fours I'm ridin that horse
Screamin WOO HA!!! till my voice is lost
Call me 50 call me daddy you can call me the boss
My dick XXL you can call me The Source
You can lie 'bout my performance and give bad reviews
A quickie suppose to be quick bitch I kept on my shoes
Oh you thought we had a love thing girl you confused
Don't listen to the gossip it's never ever true
They say I do things that I never ever do
On the radio, they say me and you a item
Nas fall in love with hoes me I just like 'em
I can't be your man Paris head game great
And Eve's usin dildos on her sex tape
Ashanti's lil' ass butt naked in the truck
These bitches is poppin off why would I tie myself up
At the Super Bowl Janet Jackson showed me a tit
Other niggaz saw it but I felt she showed me it
Times is hard in the yard baby this is real shit
My record sales slow, I'm a show you my dick
Bridge:
Wait a minute baby hold on, I'm just tryin to fix the camera
You know, relax, ha ha h, I'm comin, yeah
It's on you got the water in the tub
Wanna get in the tub, ha ha ha ha
Chorus:
She got a habit man she powder her nose
And you can see she was a freak I suppose
She in the telly she use all three holes
Man you know me I just go with the flow
Just a touch, a blow, a lil' bit, and it's on
The song Just a Touch by Funkmaster Flex feat. 50 Cent is a very explicit song about sexual encounters. The chorus speaks of a woman who uses drugs and is portrayed as being sexually promiscuous. Although the lyrics contain vulgar language, it is 50 Cent's intentions that he is not romantically involved with the women he sings about. He simply enjoys the physical experience, and he doesn't care about a relationship beyond that. He is living life in the moment and enjoying it to the fullest. In the first verse, he talks about a woman he is with who is very sexually active and knows what she wants. He goes on to say that he enjoys the lifestyle that he lives and that he has no regrets about it. In the second verse, he talks about a variety of different women that he has encountered, including Paris Hilton, Eve and Ashanti.
The lyrics of the song are explicit and objectify women, which is problematic. The song perpetuates the idea that women are solely meant for sexual pleasure and that they are disposable. The lyrics paint women as being weak for falling victim to 50 Cent's advances, which is not a positive message to promote. Furthermore, the song promotes the use of drugs as being acceptable, which is also very problematic.
Line by Line Meaning
She got a habit man she powder her nose
The woman has a drug habit and snorts powder through her nose
And you can see she was a freak I suppose
Her behavior suggests that she is sexually adventurous
She in the telly she use all three holes
She engages in sexual activity using all three orifices
Man you know me I just go with the flow
The artist is not bothered by this and is flexible in terms of sexual preference
Just a touch, a blow, a lil' bit
The artist is not looking for a serious relationship, but just a little bit of sexual pleasure
And it's on, up and down she like to ride on top
The woman enjoys being on top during sex
Fast, prayin that the condom pop
The woman engages in risky sexual behavior, hoping that the condom will break
That's foul, but fuck it it's all hood to me
The artist acknowledges that this behavior is not ideal, but accepts it as a part of his environment
Now Hollywood's been real real good to me
The artist has found success in the entertainment industry
Now who gives a fuck if a bitch just ain't shit
The artist does not care if the woman he is with is not a good person
In the whip she gives CPR to my dick
The woman performs oral sex on the singer in a car
You losin 'em baby, get 'em up quick
The woman is losing the artist's attention and needs to do something to keep it
This role play I'm really gettin into this shit
The singer enjoys engaging in sexual role play
In the telly om all fours I'm ridin that horse
The woman is on all fours and the singer is having sex with her from behind
Screamin WOO HA!!! till my voice is lost
The singer and woman are loudly enjoying sex
Call me 50 call me daddy you can call me the boss
The artist is confident and dominant in sexual situations
My dick XXL you can call me The Source
The artist brags about the size of his penis
You can lie 'bout my performance and give bad reviews
The woman may talk poorly about the singer's sexual performance
A quickie suppose to be quick bitch I kept on my shoes
The singer does not want to stay with the woman for too long, hence he wears his shoes during sex
Oh you thought we had a love thing girl you confused
The woman may have thought they had deeper feelings towards each other, but the artist clears it up that it's only sex
Don't listen to the gossip it's never ever true
The artist asks the woman not to believe any rumors about him
They say I do things that I never ever do
The artist refutes rumors about his sexual activities
On the radio, they say me and you a item
People are saying that the singer and the woman are in a relationship
Nas fall in love with hoes me I just like 'em
The artist does not fall in love with these women, but only likes them
I can't be your man Paris head game great
The singer states that he does not want a committed relationship because he is satisfied with receiving oral sex from the woman named Paris
And Eve's usin dildos on her sex tape
The singer references a celebrity's sex tape which includes the use of sex toys
Ashanti's lil' ass butt naked in the truck
The singer references another celebrity being naked in a car
These bitches is poppin off why would I tie myself up
These women are seeking attention, but the artist does not want to be tied down to one person
At the Super Bowl Janet Jackson showed me a tit
The artist claims to have seen Janet Jackson's breast during her infamous Super Bowl halftime show
Other niggaz saw it but I felt she showed me it
The singer believes that Janet Jackson exposed her breast specifically for him to see
Times is hard in the yard baby this is real shit
The singer is going through difficult times, but life goes on
My record sales slow, I'm a show you my dick
The artist is struggling financially and resorts to stripping to make money
Lyrics © Royalty Network, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: PAUL WALL, CURTIS JACKSON, ALAN MAMAN, C. JACKSON, P. SLAYTON
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
@XeIpherpolis
50 Cent, the master of choruses. Every hook he writes is fucking legit.
@johnsondailysports1341
Facts
@johnsondailysports1341
Best hook writer ever
@bambambigelowlove5307
I found out it sounds like a song just a touch by slave they did the original gin and juice song but my favorite 50 cent song
@prosource79
Paul Wall straight murdered this track!!!!!!!!
@EastCoastMan603
Yessir.
@caesartapia5702
Hittin hoes from the back more addicting than crack!
@adsmith364
Paul Wall was one of the best in the game.
@prosource79
@Borsalina Yes indeed!
@theshadiest1084
Facts he when’s ghost after this respectfully lol.