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Getting Married Today
Glee Cast Lyrics
Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴ Line by Line Meaning ↴
Pinnacle of life
Husband joined to wife
The heart leaps up to behold
This golden day
Today is for Emma
Emma, I give you the rest of my life
Today is for Emma
My happily soon-to-be wife
Pardon me, is everybody here? Because if everybody's here, I
Want to thank you all for coming to the wedding, I'd appreciate
Your going even more, I mean you must have lots of better things
To do, and not a word of this to Will, remember Will, you know,
The man I'm gonna marry, but I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin
Anyone as wonderful as he is
Thank you all
For the gifts and the flowers,
Thank you all,
Now it's back to the showers,
Don't tell Will,
But I'm not getting married today.
Bless this day
Tragedy of life
Husband joined to wife
The heart sinks down and feels dead
This dreadful day
Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for,
A wedding, what's a wedding, it's a prehistoric ritual
Where everybody promises fidelity forever, which is
Maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, which is
Followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize he's
Saddled with a nut, and wanna kill me, which he should
Thanks a bunch,
But I'm not getting married
Go have lunch,
'Cause I'm not getting married
You've been grand,
But I'm not getting married
Don't just stand there,
I'm not getting married--
And don't tell Will,
But I'm not getting married today.
Go, can't you go?
Why is no-
Body listening?
Goodbye
Go and cry
At another person's wake
If you're quick
For a kick
You could pick
Up a christening
But please
On my knees
There's a human life at stake!
Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear, or do you want to
See a crazy lady fall apart in front of you, it isn't only Will
Who may be ruining his life, you know we'll both of us be losing
Our identities, I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to
See him Monday, but by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with
The other garbage
I'm not well,
So I'm not getting married
You've been swell,
But I'm not getting married
Clear the hall,
'Cause I'm not getting married
Thank you all,
But I'm not getting married
And don't tell Will,
But I'm not getting married today.
Bless this bride
Totally insane
Slipping down the drain
And bless this day in our hearts
As it starts
To rain
Today is for
Go, can't you go? |Emma,
Look, you know |Emma,
I adore you all |I give you
But why |The rest of
Watch me die |My life,
Like Eliza on the ice? |To cherish
Look, perhaps |And to keep you,
I'll collapse |To honor you
In the apse |Forever,
Right before you all, |Today is for Emma,
So take |My happily
Back the cake, |Soon-to-be
Burn the shoes and boil the rice. |Wife,
Look, I didn't wanna have to |My adorable
Tell you, but I may be coming |Wife.
Down with Hepatitis, and I
Think I'm gonna faint, so if
You wanna see me faint, I'll
Do it happily, but wouldn't
It be funnier to go and watch
A funeral, so thank you for the
Twenty-seven dinner plates,
Thirty-seven butter knives,
Forty-seven paperweights,
Fifty-seven candleholders
One more thing
I am not getting married!
Amen!
Softly said
But I'm not getting married!
Amen!
With this ring
Still I'm not getting married!
Amen!
I thee wed.
See, I'm not getting married!
Amen!
Let us pray Let us pray
That we are getting married | That I'm not getting married
Today! | Today!
Amen!
The song “Getting Married Today” by the Glee Cast is a fast-paced musical number filled with mixed emotions about the idea of getting married. The first part, entitled “Bless This Day,” is a joyous celebration of the union of two people in love, expressed in the golden-day metaphor. The lyrics speak of the husband joining his wife and how he is ready to cherish and honor her forever.
The second part, entitled “Tragedy of Life,” expresses the opposite emotion, where the bride is having a change of heart about getting married and starts to feel dread and despair. She admits that she is not well and may be ruining her life by proceeding with the wedding, conveyed through dark imagery like drowning in the Hudson River among other trash. Throughout the song, the bride is trying to stop the wedding by urging everyone to leave and insisting that she is not getting married.
Overall, “Getting Married Today” is a satirical commentary on the uncertain feelings people have about marriage, where it can be viewed as either an exciting celebration of love or a dire tragedy that can play out horribly in real life. The song’s composers, Stephen Sondheim and George Furth, intended it to be a comedic take on pre-wedding jitters but also as a critique of traditional marriage and gender roles.
Line by Line Meaning
Bless this day
May this day be blessed
Pinnacle of life
The highest point of one's life
Husband joined to wife
The union of two partners in marriage
The heart leaps up to behold
The excitement and joy of the moment
This golden day
A day of great significance and happiness
Today is for Emma
This day is for Emma, the bride
Emma, I give you the rest of my life
The groom declares his lifelong commitment to Emma
To cherish and to keep you, to honor you forever
To treasure, protect, and respect Emma always
My happily soon-to-be wife
The groom's joy in marrying his partner
Pardon me, is everybody here? Because if everybody's here, I
Asking if everyone in attendance is present
Want to thank you all for coming to the wedding, I'd appreciate
Gratitude for guests attending the ceremony
Your going even more, I mean you must have lots of better things
Acknowledging guests may have other matters to attend to
To do, and not a word of this to Will, remember Will, you know,
Urging guests to keep the secret from the groom
The man I'm gonna marry, but I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin
Admitting hesitation in marrying the groom
Anyone as wonderful as he is
Appreciating the groom's positive qualities
Thank you all
Expressing gratitude again
For the gifts and the flowers,
Thanking guests for their contributions to the celebration
Now it's back to the showers,
Suggesting the guests can now leave and prepare for the next part of the day
Don't tell Will,
Urging secrecy from the guests once again
But I'm not getting married today.
Revealing the bride's reluctance to go through with the wedding
Tragedy of life
The sorrowful aspects of life
The heart sinks down and feels dead
A feeling of great sadness
This dreadful day
A day that is terrifying
Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for,
Urging the guests to pay attention
A wedding, what's a wedding, it's a prehistoric ritual
Questioning the significance of the wedding ceremony
Where everybody promises fidelity forever, which is
Marriage vows of loyalty and faithfulness
Maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, which is
Considering the permanence of marriage and its implications
Followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize he's
Acknowledging the post-wedding reality
Saddled with a nut, and wanna kill me, which he should
Ridiculing her own behavior
Thanks a bunch,
Sarcasm
But I'm not getting married
Reasserting the decision to not get married
Go have lunch,
Encouraging guests to move on to other things
'Cause I'm not getting married
Declaring once more that the wedding isn't happening
You've been grand,
Praising the guests for their attendance and support
Don't just stand there,
Encouraging the guests to go
And don't tell Will,
Repeating the request to keep the secret from the groom
Go, can't you go?
Urging the guests to leave already
Why is nobody listening?
A sense of frustration at the lack of attention
Goodbye
A farewell
Go and cry
A suggestion to shed tears
At another person's wake
To mourn someone else's loss
If you're quick
If someone acts fast enough
For a kick
For a casual thrill
You could pick
You can choose
Up a christening
To attend a baptismal ceremony
But please
A polite request
On my knees
A sign of pleading
There's a human life at stake!
Appealing to the seriousness of the situation
Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear, or do you want to
Trying to attract the attention of the guests again
See a crazy lady fall apart in front of you, it isn't only Will
Expressing one's mental state and the effects of wedding planning
Who may be ruining his life, you know we'll both of us be losing
Acknowledging the risks and dangers of getting married
Our identities, I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to
Asking a mental health professional for advice
See him Monday, but by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with
Foreseeing a dire outcome
The other garbage
A metaphorical expression of worthlessness
I'm not well,
A declaration of mental instability
So I'm not getting married
Reiterating the decision to not marry
You've been swell,
A sarcastic remark about the guests' behavior
Clear the hall,
Asking everyone to leave
Bless this bride
Offering a blessing for the bride
Totally insane
Describing oneself as crazy
Slipping down the drain
A sense of losing control
And bless this day in our hearts
Blessing the day that was supposed to be the wedding day
As it starts
The beginning of a new phase in life
To rain
Using rain as a metaphor for melancholy and sadness
Go, can't you go? Emma,
Once again urging the guests to leave
Look, you know Emma,
Directing the attention to the bride
I adore you all Emma,
Expressing love for the guests and bride
But why Emma,
Raising the question of why the wedding must take place
Watch me die Emma,
A dramatic declaration of despair
Like Eliza on the ice?
Referencing a scene from a popular musical
Look, perhaps Emma,
Suggesting an alternative approach to the situation
I'll collapse Emma,
Predicting that the situation will lead to a collapse
In the apse Emma,
The area of the church where the altar is located
Right before you all, Emma,
In front of all the guests and the bride
So take Emma,
Urging the bride to take someone or something
Back the cake, Emma,
Returning the wedding cake
Burn the shoes and boil the rice.
Getting rid of the remnants of the wedding
Look, I didn't wanna have to Emma,
Not wanting to have to say what comes next
Tell you, but I may be coming Emma,
Announcing the singer's illness
Down with Hepatitis, and I Emma,
Suffering from a serious illness
Think I'm gonna faint, so if Emma,
Feeling faint and dizzy
You wanna see me faint, I'll Emma,
Offering to faint as a spectacle
Do it happily, but wouldn't Emma,
Suggesting an alternative form of entertainment
It be funnier to go and watch Emma,
Watching a funeral is a better source of humor
A funeral, so thank you for the Emma,
Finding laughter in dark humor
Twenty-seven dinner plates,
Mentioning the number of gifts received
Thirty-seven butter knives,
Mentioning the number of gifts received
Forty-seven paperweights,
Mentioning the number of gifts received
Fifty-seven candleholders
Mentioning the number of gifts received
One more thing
Making one final announcement
I am not getting married!
Reaffirming the singer's decision
Amen!
An affirmation of what's been said
Softly said
Speaking gently
But I'm not getting married!
Reiterating the artist's decision
With this ring
Placing the wedding ring
Still I'm not getting married!
Reasserting the decision to not get married
I thee wed.
Declaring that the couple is now officially married
See, I'm not getting married!
Reaffirming the decision to not get married
Let us pray That we are getting married | That I'm not getting married
Juxtaposing prayer with the decision to not get married
Today!
Emphasizing the present moment
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(Sorry it's just easier to learn it this way)
1:08
Pardon me is everybody there?
Because if everybody's there I want to thank you all for coming to the wedding
I'd appreciate your
Going even more
I mean you must have
Lots of better things to do
And not a word of this to will
Remember will,you know,
The man I'm gonna marry
But I'm not
Because I wouldn't ruin
Anyone as wonderful as he is
But I thank you all
For the gifts and the flowers
Thank you all
Now it's back to the showers
Don't tell will
But I'm not getting married today
1:58
They're on the dresser right next to my suicide note
Listen everybody,look
I don't know what
You're waiting for
A wedding,what's a wedding
It's a prehistoric ritual
Where everybody promises
Fidelity forever
Which is maybe the most
Horrifying word I ever heard of
Which is followed by
A honeymoon
Where suddenly he'll realize
He's settled with a nut
And wanna kill me,
Which he should
So,thanks a bunch
But I'm not getting married
Go have lunch
Cause I'm not getting married
You've been grand
But I'm not getting married
Dont just stan there
I'm not getting married
And don't tell will
But I'm not getting married today
Go,can't you go why is nobody listening
Goodbye
Go and cry
At another person's wake
If you're quick
For a kick
You could pick
Up a christening
But please
On my knees
There's a human life at stake
Listen everybody
I'm afraid you didn't hear
Or do you want to see a crazy
Lady fall apart in front of you
It isn't only will,
Who may be ruining his life
You know we'll both of us
Be losing our identities
I telephoned my analyst about it
And he said to see him monday
But by monday I'll be floating
In the hudson with the other garbage
I'm not well
So I'm not getting married
You've been swell
But I'm not getting married
Clear the hall
Cause I'm not getting married
Thank you all
But I'm not getting married
And don't tell will but I'm not getting married today
3:24
Go can't you go?
Look,you know
I adore you all
But why
Watch me die
Like Eliza on the ice
Look,perhaps
I'll collapse
In the apse
Right before you all
So take
Back the cake
Burn the shoes and boil the rice
Look,I didn't wanna
Have to tell you
But I may be coming down with hepatitis
And I think I'm gonna faint
So if you wanna see me faint
I'll do it happily
But I wouldn't it be funnier to go
And watch a funeral
So thank you for the
Twenty-seven dinner plates
Thirty-seven butter knifes
Forty-seven paperweights
Fifty-seven candle holders
I am not getting married
But I'm not getting married
That I'm not getting married
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Bless this day
Pinnacle of life
Husband joined to wife
The heart leaps up to behold
This golden day
[Will:]
Emma, I can't find my shoes
Today is for Emma
Emma, I give you the rest of my life
To cherish and to keep you
To honor you forever
Today is for Emma
My happily soon-to-be wife
Emma, we're really getting married!
[Emma:]
Pardon me
Is everybody there?
Because if everybody's there
I want to thank you all for coming to the wedding
I'd appreciate your going even more
I mean you must have lots of better things to do
And not a word of this to Will
Remember Will, you know, the man I'm gonna marry
But I'm not
Because I wouldn't ruin anyone as wonderful as he is
But I thank you all
For the gifts and the flowers
Thank you all
Now it's back to the showers
Don't tell Will
But I'm not getting married today
[Mercedes:]
Bless this day
Tragedy of life
Husband yoked to wife
The heart sinks down and feels dead
This dreadful day
[Will:]
Emma, I can't find my good cuff-links
[Emma:]
They're on the dresser
Right next to my suicide note
Listen, everybody, look
I don't know what you're waiting for
A wedding, what's a wedding
It's a prehistoric ritual
Where everybody promises fidelity forever
Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of
Which is followed by a honeymoon
Where suddenly he'll realize
He's settled with a nut
And wanna kill me, which he should
So, thanks a bunch
But I'm not getting married
Go have lunch
'Cause I'm not getting married
You've been grand
But I'm not getting married
Don't just stand there
I'm not getting married
And don't tell Will
But I'm not getting married today
Go, can't you go?
Why is nobody listening?
Goodbye
Go and cry
At another person's wake
If you're quick
For a kick
You could pick
Up a Christening
But please
On my knees
There's a human life at stake!
Listen everybody
I'm afraid you didn't hear
Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you
It isn't only Will, who may be ruining his life
You know we'll both of us be losing our identities
I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to see him Monday
But by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage
I'm not well
So I'm not getting married
You've been swell
But I'm not getting married
Clear the hall
'Cause I'm not getting married
Thank you all
But I'm not getting married
And don't tell Will
But I'm not getting married today
[Mercedes:]
Bless this bride
Totally insane
Slipping down the drain
And bless this day in our hearts
As it starts to rain
[Will:]
Today is for Emma
[Emma (Will):]
Go, can't you go?
Look, you know (Emma)
I adore you all (I give you)
But why (The rest of)
Watch me die (My life)
Like Eliza on the ice? (To cherish)
Look, perhaps (And to keep you)
I'll collapse
In the apse
Right before you all
So take (To honor you)
Back the cake (Forever)
Burn the shoes and boil the rice (Today is for Emma)
Look, I didn't wanna have to tell you (My happily)
But I may be coming down with Hepatitis (Soon-to-be)
And I think I'm gonna faint (Wife)
So if you wanna see me faint
I'll do it happily (My adorable)
But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral (Wife)
So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates
Thirty-seven butter knives
Forty-seven paperweights
Fifty-seven candle holders
[Will:]
One more thing
[Emma:]
I am not getting married!
[Mercedes:]
Amen!
[Will:]
Softly said
[Emma:]
But I'm not getting married!
[Mercedes:]
Amen!
[Will:]
With this ring
[Emma:]
Still I'm not getting married!
[Mercedes:]
Amen!
[Will:]
I thee wed.
[Emma:]
See, I'm not getting married!
[Mercedes:]
Amen!
[Will and Emma:]
Let us pray
[Will (Emma):]
That we are getting married (That I'm not getting married)
[Will and Emma with the Wedding Guests:]
Today!
A stupid dumb dumb
[Mercedes:]
Bless this day
Pinnacle of life
Husband joined to wife
The heart leaps up to behold
This golden day
[Will:]
Emma, I can't find my shoes
Today is for Emma
Emma, I give you the rest of my life
To cherish and to keep you
To honor you forever
Today is for Emma
My happily soon-to-be wife
Emma, we're really getting married!
[Emma:]
Pardon me
Is everybody there?
Because if everybody's there
I want to thank you all for coming to the wedding
I'd appreciate your going even more
I mean you must have lots of better things to do
And not a word of this to Will
Remember Will, you know, the man I'm gonna marry
But I'm not
Because I wouldn't ruin anyone as wonderful as he is
But I thank you all
For the gifts and the flowers
Thank you all
Now it's back to the showers
Don't tell Will
But I'm not getting married today
[Mercedes:]
Bless this day
Tragedy of life
Husband yoked to wife
The heart sinks down and feels dead
This dreadful day
[Will:]
Emma, I can't find my good cuff-links
[Emma:]
They're on the dresser
Right next to my suicide note
Listen, everybody, look
I don't know what you're waiting for
A wedding, what's a wedding
It's a prehistoric ritual
Where everybody promises fidelity forever
Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of
Which is followed by a honeymoon
Where suddenly he'll realize
He's settled with a nut
And wanna kill me, which he should
So, thanks a bunch
But I'm not getting married
Go have lunch
'Cause I'm not getting married
You've been grand
But I'm not getting married
Don't just stand there
I'm not getting married
And don't tell Will
But I'm not getting married today
Go, can't you go?
Why is nobody listening?
Goodbye
Go and cry
At another person's wake
If you're quick
For a kick
You could pick
Up a Christening
But please
On my knees
There's a human life at stake!
Listen everybody
I'm afraid you didn't hear
Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you
It isn't only Will, who may be ruining his life
You know we'll both of us be losing our identities
I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to see him Monday
But by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage
I'm not well
So I'm not getting married
You've been swell
But I'm not getting married
Clear the hall
'Cause I'm not getting married
Thank you all
But I'm not getting married
And don't tell Will
But I'm not getting married today
[Mercedes:]
Bless this bride
Totally insane
Slipping down the drain
And bless this day in our hearts
As it starts to rain
[Will:]
Today is for Emma
[Emma (Will):]
Go, can't you go?
Look, you know (Emma)
I adore you all (I give you)
But why (The rest of)
Watch me die (My life)
Like Eliza on the ice? (To cherish)
Look, perhaps (And to keep you)
I'll collapse
In the apse
Right before you all
So take (To honor you)
Back the cake (Forever)
Burn the shoes and boil the rice (Today is for Emma)
Look, I didn't wanna have to tell you (My happily)
But I may be coming down with Hepatitis (Soon-to-be)
And I think I'm gonna faint (Wife)
So if you wanna see me faint
I'll do it happily (My adorable)
But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral (Wife)
So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates
Thirty-seven butter knives
Forty-seven paperweights
Fifty-seven candle holders
[Will:]
One more thing
[Emma:]
I am not getting married!
[Mercedes:]
Amen!
[Will:]
Softly said
[Emma:]
But I'm not getting married!
[Mercedes:]
Amen!
[Will:]
With this ring
[Emma:]
Still I'm not getting married!
[Mercedes:]
Amen!
[Will:]
I thee wed.
[Emma:]
See, I'm not getting married!
[Mercedes:]
Amen!
[Will and Emma:]
Let us pray
[Will (Emma):]
That we are getting married (That I'm not getting married)
[Will and Emma with the Wedding Guests:]
Today!
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Today is for Emma
Emma, I give you the rest of my life
To cherish and to keep you, to honor you forever
Today is for Emma
My happily soon-to-be wife
Pardon me, is everybody here? Because if everybody's here, I
Want to thank you all for coming to the wedding, I'd appreciate
Your going even more, I mean you must have lots of better things
To do, and not a word of this to Will, remember Will, you know,
The man I'm gonna marry, but I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin
Anyone as wonderful as he is
Thank you all
For the gifts and the flowers,
Thank you all,
Now it's back to the showers,
Don't tell Will,
But I'm not getting married today.
Bless this day
Tragedy of life
Husband joined to wife
The heart sinks down and feels dead
This dreadful day
Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for,
A wedding, what's a wedding, it's a prehistoric ritual
Where everybody promises fidelity forever, which is
Maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, which is
Followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize he's
Saddled with a nut, and wanna kill me, which he should
Thanks a bunch,
But I'm not getting married
Go have lunch,
'Cause I'm not getting married
You've been grand,
But I'm not getting married
Don't just stand there,
I'm not getting married--
And don't tell Will,
But I'm not getting married today.
Go, can't you go?
Why is no-
Body listening?
Goodbye
Go and cry
At another person's wake
If you're quick
For a kick
You could pick
Up a christening
But please
On my knees
There's a human life at stake!
Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear, or do you want to
See a crazy lady fall apart in front of you, it isn't only Will
Who may be ruining his life, you know we'll both of us be losing
Our identities, I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to
See him Monday, but by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with
The other garbage
I'm not well,
So I'm not getting married
You've been swell,
But I'm not getting married
Clear the hall,
'Cause I'm not getting married
Thank you all,
But I'm not getting married
And don't tell Will,
But I'm not getting married today.
Bless this bride
Totally insane
Slipping down the drain
And bless this day in our hearts
As it starts
To rain
Today is for
Go, can't you go? |Emma,
Look, you know |Emma,
I adore you all |I give you
But why |The rest of
Watch me die |My life,
Like Eliza on the ice? |To cherish
Look, perhaps |And to keep you,
I'll collapse |To honor you
In the apse |Forever,
Right before you all, |Today is for Emma,
So take |My happily
Back the cake, |Soon-to-be
Burn the shoes and boil the rice. |Wife,
Look, I didn't wanna have to |My adorable
Tell you, but I may be coming |Wife.
Down with Hepatitis, and I
Think I'm gonna faint, so if
You wanna see me faint, I'll
Do it happily, but wouldn't
It be funnier to go and watch
A funeral, so thank you for the
Twenty-seven dinner plates,
Thirty-seven butter knives,
Forty-seven paperweights,
Fifty-seven candleholders
One more thing
I am not getting married!
Amen!
Softly said
But I'm not getting married!
Amen!
With this ring
Still I'm not getting married!
Amen!
I thee wed.
See, I'm not getting married!
Amen!
Let us pray Let us pray
That we are getting married | That I'm not getting married
Today! | Today!
Sereen Alhendi
Pardon me, is everybody here? Because if everybody's here, I
Want to thank you all for coming to the wedding, I'd appreciate
Your going even more, I mean you must have lots of better things
To do, and not a word of this to Will, remember Will, you know,
The man I'm gonna marry, but I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin
Anyone as wonderful as he is
Thank you all
For the gifts and the flowers,
Thank you all,
Now it's back to the showers,
Don't tell Will,
But I'm not getting married today.
Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for,
A wedding, what's a wedding, it's a prehistoric ritual
Where everybody promises fidelity forever, which is
Maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, which is
Followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize he's
Saddled with a nut, and wanna kill me, which he should
Thanks a bunch,
But I'm not getting married
Go have lunch,
'Cause I'm not getting married
You've been grand,
But I'm not getting married
Don't just stand there,
I'm not getting married--
And don't tell Will,
But I'm not getting married today.
Go, can't you go?
Why is no-
Body listening?
Goodbye
Go and cry
At another person's wake
If you're quick
For a kick
You could pick
Up a christening
But please
On my knees
There's a human life at stake!
Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear, or do you want to
See a crazy lady fall apart in front of you, it isn't only Will
Who may be ruining his life, you know we'll both of us be losing
Our identities, I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to
See him Monday, but by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with
The other garbage
I'm not well,
So I'm not getting married
You've been swell,
But I'm not getting married
Clear the hall,
'Cause I'm not getting married
Thank you all,
But I'm not getting married
And don't tell Will,
But I'm not getting married today.
Today is for
Go, can't you go? |Emma,
Look, you know |Emma,
I adore you all |I give you
But why |The rest of
Watch me die |My life,
Like Eliza on the ice? |To cherish
Look, perhaps |And to keep you,
I'll collapse |To honor you
In the apse |Forever,
Right before you all, |Today is for Emma,
So take |My happily
Back the cake, |Soon-to-be
Burn the shoes and boil the rice. |Wife,
Look, I didn't wanna have to |My adorable
Tell you, but I may be coming |Wife.
Down with Hepatitis, and I
Think I'm gonna faint, so if
You wanna see me faint, I'll
Do it happily, but wouldn't
It be funnier to go and watch
A funeral, so thank you for the
Twenty-seven dinner plates,
Thirty-seven butter knives,
Forty-seven paperweights,
Fifty-seven candleholders
One more thing
I am not getting married!
Amen!
Softly said
But I'm not getting married!
Amen!
With this ring
Still I'm not getting married!
Amen!
I thee wed.
See, I'm not getting married!
Amen!
Let us pray Let us pray
That we are getting married | That I'm not getting married
Today! | Today!
AMEN!
Christian Carbonneau
Eminem: I am the fastest rapper
Emma: hold my hand sanitizer
Heather Duke
Nahhh ahahahahaa
Ailsa x
HAHAHHAHA
kathryn cotter
🤣
TheUltimateBro
No we've run out
Jebus
Christian Carbonneau i actually started laughing histarically nd my family is asleep 🤣
Game Of Gleek
Not only is she really talented to be able to sing that fast, but she also has a perfect prononciation, there's not a word we don't hear when she raps
Also that notes Mercedes and Will sang, they deserved more credit
Michael Miller
its not rapping. Its called a patter song.
J G
It's also clear that it's heavily edited and patched together like a quilt.
celesbian megastar
J G Yeah. There are a few female singers who can actually do this live, though. There’s videos and it’s pretty amazing.