Heast as Net
Hubert Von Goisern Lyrics

Es groaugaden schiachschauad'n schochtlzottigen hohlwangat'n Weiba
The singer is describing unattractive women, with crooked teeth, unkempt hair, and sunken cheeks.

Mogst mit du nit mog i die
The singer is saying 'if you don't want to be with me, then I don't want to be with you.'

Oh mei ja mei wann i ma um a Dirndl schau dann woas i scho genau rund mua sei und a wengal resch uh mei ja mei ja mei de meist'n Weiba hob'n a G'stell zau duerr und moga wia da wll mei oh mei a soichane de kunt'z nia sei
The singer is admiring the way certain city girls look, who have a curvier figure and a little extra weight, unlike most of the rural women who are too skinny and angular. The singer wishes they could find someone like that but doubts such a person exists.

Koa Hiatamadl mog i net hot koane dick'n Wadl'n net i mog a Mad'l aus da Stadt wos dicke Wadl'n hat
The artist is reiterating their preference for women who are not from the mountains, who have thicker legs and come from the city.

Ja mei ja mei de Oane mit de greanan Hoar is schena no wia vorigs Jahr hot a Grad net wenig auf da Wog mei oh mei de Anamirdl kenn i scho do renn i liaba glei davon is nix dran net hint und net voran
The artist is comparing two women - one with green hair who is still attractive, and the other with the name Anamirdl who they know but don't find attractive. The artist implies Anamirdl is skinny and unappealing, while the green-haired woman is curvier and more desirable.

Sche san de Landlatanz sche san de Almakranz drob'n auf'm Huat boid's sche quigitsen tuat
The singer is describing traditional Austrian dances and adornments, including the Almakranz (flower wreath) worn on the head. They suggest it can all be a little overwhelming and dizzying.