Dr. Kitch
Judge Dread Lyrics


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I am not a qualified physician
And I do not want to give this injection

I am not a qualified physician
And I do not want to give this injection

Dorothy's begging for trouble
She is insisting I give her this needle
Darling one thing I want you to know
Don't blame me for where the needle goes

I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she starts to shout:
"Dr. Kitch, you are terrible,
I can't stand the sight of your needle."

She lied down in such a position
It was difficult to give this injection
She starts holding on to the needle
Making me so uncomfortable
I said 'darling, can't you be steady,
I'm going to have it in very shortly'
She said 'Dr. Kitch I am sorry,
But the sight of the needle frightens me'

I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she starts to shout:
"Dr. Kitch, you are terrible,
I can't stand the sight of your needle."

She still wouldn't lie down quietly
Constantly moving her body
So I slap her in the face with vexation
And go on giving the injection
She screams 'Doctor stop it, I can't stand the pain,
I don't think your inside the right vein'
I said 'You little fool you wouldn't be told,
The needle must be sticking in the wrong hole!'

I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she starts to shout:
"Dr. Kitch, you are terrible,
I can't stand the sight of your needle."

I pull it from the hole and start again
I have the needle now in the right vein
The needle's just in half an inch
The stupid young lady start to flinch
Suddenly she calls 'Doc it's working!
I can feel the pennicilin going in'
I said 'You silly fool, look what you do
The needle's gonna break inside of you!'

I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she starts to shout:
"Dr. Kitch, you are terrible,
I can't stand the sight of your needle."





I am a qualified physician
And I will give this injection

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "Dr. Kitch" by Judge Dread tell the story of a doctor named Kitch and his struggles to give an injection to a patient named Dorothy. Kitch begins by stating that he is not a qualified physician and does not want to give the injection. However, when Dorothy insists, Kitch reluctantly agrees. Dorothy becomes increasingly difficult to deal with, as she is afraid of needles and constantly moving her body. Kitch becomes frustrated and even slaps her, but eventually manages to give the injection successfully.


The song uses humor and double entendres to make light of a serious situation. On a deeper level, it can be seen as commentary on the power dynamic between doctors and patients, and the tendency for doctors to dismiss patient concerns or fears. The lyrics also touch on themes of trust and communication within the doctor-patient relationship.


Overall, "Dr. Kitch" is a comedic and lighthearted song that provides insight into the experiences of patients and doctors alike.


Line by Line Meaning

I am not a qualified physician
I am not a licensed doctor


And I do not want to give this injection
I don't want to administer this injection


Dorothy's begging for trouble
Dorothy is asking for trouble


She is insisting I give her this needle
She is persisting that I give her the injection


Darling one thing I want you to know
I want to tell you something, my dear


Don't blame me for where the needle goes
Don't hold me responsible for where the injection is administered


She lied down in such a position
She positioned herself in a way that made it difficult to give the injection


It was difficult to give this injection
It was challenging to administer the injection


She starts holding on to the needle
She begins grabbing onto the needle


Making me so uncomfortable
It made me uneasy


I said 'darling, can't you be steady,
I asked her to try to remain still


I'm going to have it in very shortly'
I'll administer the injection soon


She said 'Dr. Kitch I am sorry,
She apologized


But the sight of the needle frightens me'
But she's scared of the needle


She still wouldn't lie down quietly
She continued to move around


Constantly moving her body
Moving her body without stopping


So I slap her in the face with vexation
I felt angry and slapped her in the face


And go on giving the injection
And continued with the injection


She screams 'Doctor stop it, I can't stand the pain,
She yells at me to stop because it's hurting


I don't think your inside the right vein'
She thinks I might have missed the vein


I said 'You little fool you wouldn't be told,
I called her foolish and said I had told her before


The needle must be sticking in the wrong hole!'
I suggested that the needle was not in the right place


I pull it from the hole and start again
I remove the needle and begin again


I have the needle now in the right vein
I have located the correct vein for the injection


The needle's just in half an inch
The needle has only entered half an inch


The stupid young lady start to flinch
The foolish young woman starts to move involuntarily


Suddenly she calls 'Doc it's working!
Suddenly she exclaims that the injection is taking effect


I can feel the pennicilin going in'
She can feel the penicillin entering her body


I said 'You silly fool, look what you do
I called her a silly fool and pointed out what she was doing


The needle's gonna break inside of you!'
I warned her that the needle might snap inside her


I am a qualified physician
I am a licensed doctor


And I will give this injection
And I will administer this injection




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: ANDY ROBERTS

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@peternjane3665

I am not a qualified physician
And I do not want to give this injection

I am not a qualified physician
And I do not want to give this injection

Dorothy's begging for trouble
She is insisting I give her this needle
Darling one thing I want you to know
Don't blame me for where the needle goes

I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she starts to shout:
"Dr. Kitch, you are terrible,
I can't stand the sight of your needle."

She lied down in such a position
It was difficult to give this injection
She starts holding on to the needle
Making me so uncomfortable
I said 'darling, can't you be steady,
I'm going to have it in very shortly'
She said 'Dr. Kitch I am sorry,
But the sight of the needle frightens me'

I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she starts to shout:
"Dr. Kitch, you are terrible,
I can't stand the sight of your needle."

She still wouldn't lie down quietly
Constantly moving her body
So I slap her in the face with vexation
And go on giving the injection
She screams 'Doctor stop it, I can't stand the pain,
I don't think your inside the right vein'
I said 'You little fool you wouldn't be told,
The needle must be sticking in the wrong hole!'

I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she starts to shout:
"Dr. Kitch, you are terrible,
I can't stand the sight of your needle."

I pull it from the hole and start again
I have the needle now in the right vein
The needle's just in half an inch
The stupid young lady start to flinch
Suddenly she calls 'Doc it's working!
I can feel the pennicilin going in'
I said 'You silly fool, look what you do
The needle's gonna break inside of you!'

I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she starts to shout:
"Dr. Kitch, you are terrible,
I can't stand the sight of your needle."

I am a qualified physician
And I will give this injection

@javiervs2827

Original by Lord Kitchener (1963)

@reggaeman1956

wish there was an instumentel ??

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