From London, England to Toronto, Canada, K-Precise has taken inspiration fr… Read Full Bio ↴From London, England to Toronto, Canada, K-Precise has taken inspiration from many experiences and walks of life. His multi-cultural roots mixed together in an urban flavoured pot has formed his current fusion of uptempo R&B/Dance peppered with an ethnic twist.

Better associated with the MC arena in his earlier years, KP became recognised as a Producer/Songwriter with the ability to 'rock the mic' back in 1995.

Although he is currently known for his R&B/Dance music, his previous work has spanned across a wide variety of genre, including Hip Hop, UK Garage, House and Reggaeton.

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Sensuous Bite
K-Precise Lyrics

We have lyrics for these tracks by K-Precise:

Absence Of Your Kiss "Hey you" Kiss your Lips? MUA …
Ain't Virtual Love We don't care that we are broke We Read The Book…
Going Back to T.O I keep on going back to the old days, the…
If You Wanna Be I will not try to be alone without you Day after…
It's The Last Time It's time to party, let's party Hang out with yourself and…
Its The Last Time We're just dancing Hey honey we're just dancing We're dancin…
Live Your Life Ready and go Yo I made this song specifically for myself Cau…
My Unborn Truth I wanted us to see I wanted us to be Happy My love…
Never Gonna Give Up Cause I never gonna stop Always lookin' up, cause I never…
U Love Like Gunfire 매일 술에 취해 생일은 멀었는데 내일 해가 뜰 때 널 제일 미워하게 될…
Who Can You Trust? Ohhh, whoo I'm sitting here thinking about what you did Tryi…

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Comments from YouTube:

@notrealnamenotatall2476

42w↑3.3K

I have to tragically inform everyone that I forgot the Security Puppet existed. Upon a quick once-over, I think I would've given the Security Puppet an 11 or 12 points on the smoochable scale. With the tipping factor being the sympathy, as the Security Puppet technically isn't the Puppet we know but might've burned in the Pizzeria Simulator fire. I don't think it would've beaten out the winner, but it would've been up at S tier.

@DuckytheChicken

42w↑107

Is there any Puppet bias included in this ranking

@puppychowpuppychow601

42w↑17

I forgot about it too

@calewood1574

42w↑42

I think you forgot N. Mangle as well (or maybe I missed it lol)

Edit: I just read the comment where you addressed it so forget I said anything lmao

@animationsbydeucestudios61

42w↑22

Yeah, nice cover a “April fools video that was pushed back“ this is definitely just a joke.

@JuliaElizabethGraves

42w↑49

I absolutely need to call out the map bot erasure here

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@nyancreeperpony

42w↑1.6K

"Don't go to Chuck E Cheese and kiss the rat"

Well there goes my weekend.

@Maxandkohl

42w↑112

you're not the only one sadly

@juliusvelasco4789

42w↑60

That's not gonna stop some opportunistic people though

@The.Goblin.King...

42w↑30

IM STILL GOING FOR IT

@smallestpupper5188

42w↑15

STILL GONNA DO IT

@Maxandkohl

42w↑12

@@smallestpupper5188 THAT'S MA BOY

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@lman0089

42w↑3.5K

I actually think you should’ve given Nightmare Freddy an extra point or two for sympathy. He IS a single father after all.

@adrianrandom3448

40w↑518

We love DILFS

@marshlindsey2763

40w↑108

^bro what

@RipOutdoors

40w↑165

Bro I think you just gave me daddy issues

@JR_X915

39w↑19

@@adrianrandom3448umm no

@DaNoidUpdate1111

39w↑10

@@adrianrandom3448 nuh huh

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@KaroxNightshade

39w↑1.5K

Apparently Roxy is incredibly based and helpful in Ruin, I think she deserves a re-evaluation

@some0fluffy0boi

38w↑84

I agree, Roxy deserves the highest scor

@skeletonwarlock5741

38w↑90

She wouldn't murder you unless you are Gregory

@moemuxhagi

38w↑31

Yep. She'd likely go up to 10 or 11

@calliecalamity8787

36w↑40

I'd kiss Roxy for sure

@Goremasterhelsing

36w↑24

@@calliecalamity8787me too brother me too

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@user-fq4po1rd3m

38w↑75

Sun getting a 12 is basically just that one soos line from gravity falls
"My grandma was right all along. I am the world's most perfect man." (light shines down, doves perch)

@Ella.the.Hedgehog

38w↑2

Lol

@YoshiBoi08

42w↑1.3K

"Apparently Nightmare Freddy breeds via budding" is a sentence that terrifies me to my core.

@joshuarias5001

42w↑10

Why?

@YoshiBoi08

42w↑83

@@joshuarias5001 Just imagine in your mind the image of Nightmare Freddy budding. Enough said.

@eyesleerage64

42w↑15

@@YoshiBoi08What's budding?

@FunAngelo2005

42w↑72

@@eyesleerage64they grow out of him

@eyesleerage64

42w↑42

@@FunAngelo2005Ew but not as bad as I thought somehow

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@Potato.644

42w↑3.6K

I don't care what you think im smooching Funtime foxy

@averagefnaffanfr

42w↑169

same.

@gameyfirebro9645

42w↑67

RIP u 2 then.

@Potato.644

42w↑204

@@gameyfirebro9645 at least I'll die happy

@Crafter_777

42w↑38

Burntrap

@Potato.644

42w↑87

@@Crafter_777 🤨

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@jackcalix4000

39w↑743

I, personally, feel as though the puppet deserves more points in the sympathy category. The puppet was made to protect Henry's daughter, Charlotte, and did so diligently, but when Charlotte was murdered, they stayed by her side in an alley until the rain destroyed them.

@picklegod2576

36w↑30

Exactly it’s sad

@fitch596

23w↑8

she said the kids' deaths don't count tho

@arthurthekyogre9155

23w↑53

@@fitch596it only doesn't count the backstory of the children, the Puppet stayed with Charlie before she possessed it, so as an animatronic it definitely deserves full sympathy points

@Some_1_else

21w↑3

@Unsed_Sonic

21w↑4

She get full points on sympathy for me

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@frownyclowny6955

36w↑148

As a sun Simp, I am so proud of this community coming together to gaslight everyone into thinking Sun’s cute for max scores. Truly the moment of all time :)

@davida4661

42w↑886

This is what Scott Cawthon has in mind all these years. That stuff about the haunted robots and purple men was only the B plot

@isaacbear7115

42w↑102

It's why the lore is all over the place. That was just made up on the spot to make way for the smooching

@ZobaYT270

42w↑54

@@isaacbear7115the world's most convoluted romance novel

@TheHuskyK9

42w↑622

"Oh boy, smooching time!" -Link, 1989

@The.Goblin.King...

42w↑30

*The girl he smooched would turn into a monster and Zelda would be even more annoyed with him*

@zachgreenninja3885

41w↑3

😂

@buddyboys7784

38w↑1

LOL

@thetrunkmonkey6151

38w↑2

holy shit the cdi games are THAT old???

@TheHuskyK9

38w↑7

@@thetrunkmonkey6151 Not quite. The quote came from the cartoon, the CDi games came out in 1993

@sworishina

35w↑192

The only thing I'd change is giving Glamrock Chica a higher sympathy score because you can actually hear very quiet crying if you get close enough in SB, which implies that she's completely aware under Vanny's control and being forced to watch her body be piloted by someone else.

@scuffed_carrot

38w↑291

With the addition of ruin I feel like Roxy deserves an 11 because, she's only deadly towards Gregory. Other than that she is actually the exact opposite.

@Luna-fn2nv

42w↑498

"So many of these animatronics are greasy, contain rotten corpses, or are balloon boy." had me wheezing

@GaymerMajor

38w↑35

"I can excuse corpses but ı cannot excuse ballon boy"

@GyattGobbler69

34w↑3

Justice for BB 😭

@beckybissell7690

32w↑3

I like:1 prayer for BB

@creeperking5041

30w↑3

@@GaymerMajor "You can excuse corpses?"

@Bfdi_fan465

29w

@@GyattGobbler69nope

@girlsmellfever

42w↑2.9K

honestly have to respect how you made a 6-factor rating system to determine the overall smoochability of literally every animatronic in the franchise. thats dedication to the bit right there

@drfeelgood98

42w↑15

FOR REAL THO lmao

@echo_z319

42w↑6

sad asf

@landonkam6727

42w↑56

It's not a bit, the smoochability of each animatronic is a very serious matter. This is one for the history books.

@drfeelgood98

42w↑9

@@landonkam6727 you know what, actually I agree :D

@Hypnotichypno

42w↑11

@@echo_z319it isn’t sad if he’s happy doing it

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@dark_angylz845

37w↑31

1:26:20
"So many of these animatronics are greasy, contain rotten corpses, or are Balloon Boy."
fucking gold XD

@jellycreamjam6041

39w↑140

I feel a lot of us would smooch Glamrock Freddy additionally for him being such a comforting figure, who himself needs comfort and I believe most of us charmed by him would do so in a hearted, regardless of lips.

Also despite not being on the gremlin scale he still seems perfect for forehead smooches because I feel he'd greatly cherish them as a sign of appreciation, which would probably be mutual.

On another note while I agree with op's description of him possibly being slightly naive to the deep meaning of a lip kiss, I can see him getting a tiny bit flustered over it even if momentarily and probably fast to recompose himself, definitely not close to the flustered mess Sun was described with, lmao

Listen I've been suffering nearly non-stop at the hands of the Ruin DLC and 99% of FNaF videos likely are lore-heavy and pull on our already frailed exhausted heartstrings, so this video was the freshest breath of good air i absolutely NEEDED for a good while now. Thanks op, subbing now.

@sophitiaofhyrule

42w↑2.3K

Another point about Bonnett: I'd say she's sympathetic, because she tells the player "Take me with you!" and sounds very genuine, not aggressive.

@ye-fg4yf

42w↑334

She tired of ft Freddy

@sivlare3476

42w↑305

@@ye-fg4yfeveryone loves ft freddy till they're stuck with a giant killer screaming bear

@OleksiyAntonkin

42w↑26

Spreading misinformation, huh?

@MrFell.

42w↑54

This line isn't canon
Edit: Said this thinking it was an fanmade line, but it is an MINIREENAS line of the Custom Night of SL

@OleksiyAntonkin

42w↑52

Not that, it is spoken by the Minireenas, the ones that waste your oxygen

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@yakwiry7597

42w↑4.8K

Most compelling lore analysis ive seen yet
matpat needs to get on this

@camwyn256

42w↑112

Nah. This would be a SCIENCE analysis by Austin, who went to Shoddycast

@anitachamberlain3391

42w↑34

How do we get this to MatPat? 🤔

@user-kh6cr7gv1e

42w↑29

@@anitachamberlain3391we share it a million times until he notices...idk

@TheGrossDemon

42w↑19

He hhhaaasss been awfully quiet since this video came out 🤔🫢

@TheGrossDemon

42w↑5

@@camwyn256shoodycast is his original channel, he was running it before and during joining the game theory team. Most people on the GT team who make videos for the channel typically have their own channels.

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@nosks_stopmotions

20w↑14

"Ennard just wants to get you in the scooping room so he can get inside you" dawg u could have worded that better 💀

@JocaPlays87

34w↑19

"They are intangible creatures, you cant smooch them" THAT SOUNDS LIKE EXCUSES, IM GOING TO SMOOCH OLD MAN CONSEQUENCES AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME

@hondaaccord1399

Staticky sloppy makeout sesh with the digital version of an atom 🥰

@fluffalpenguin

42w↑171

"Kissing the rat will result in immediate expulsion from society"

@salt_factory7566

42w↑6

How about the rats in the vents?

@ColorWheel87

42w↑2

Yea

@theguythatasked6400

39w↑4

Litteraly 1984

@inkanddreams4677

42w↑1.6K

Funny how, for nightmare foxy, the sharp tongue was written as a full negative when, from what I've seen, a lot of people are more fans of that and were disappointed it wasn't on the in-game model

@rinkooo6006

42w↑127

and one such fan of that would be me 😂😭

@nathangamble125

42w↑251

I'm not even sure it's a negative for smoochability.
I think it would make the experience a lot more fun.

@MeemahSN

42w

@@nathangamble125 until is pierces your throat

@bonnie-ms7nd

42w↑111

@@nathangamble125 its made out of metal, probably sharp too

@3clisp315

42w↑69

@@nathangamble125 he will stab you with it

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@ConflictingJumps

38w↑62

The way you described a theoretical situation with pecking Toy Bonnie while making it sound lore-accurate is just how
The section on Helpy is just exactly what I thought, amazing

@guarana-suquinho

38w↑87

I clicked this video expecting to The Puppet and Day Care Attendent to have the best scores, because of the lack of safety hazards.
Now, about Michael, if you are not using the Michael from shortener after the SL cutscene, it's more likely than not that he is back to being a normal human, because Remanent keeps flesh alive, which means that after some time the body is back to normal...minus some random paranormal ability.

@whinter626

42w↑688

Disclaimer: a lack of kissability does NOT equate to any animatronic making up for such in... other... departments. I repeat... DO NOT YIFF THE FOX!!!

@corundum-voidlessm6480

38w↑8

Lmao

@superk9letsplays419

37w↑82

Grand Canyon! Grand Canyon!

@Olivertheolive

35w↑21

Foxy is a pirate, foxy is red…

@grayanddevpdx

29w↑10

I read this in Kirby’s voice and it greatly improved my experience

@Olivertheolive

29w↑19

@@grayanddevpdx POYO! Hi poyo payoo eee! Hiii! Poyo…Poyo…eeeee. Poyo poy…POYO PAYU EEE!

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@PossumsAreNice

42w↑735

The fact that I was actually getting flustered by the descriptions of a kiss from Sun and Moon speaks volumes.

@ALiteralClown69

42w↑56

SAME

@HoliDaze_CelestialLunacy

42w↑39

YEP, ME TOO

@RedRanunculus

42w↑59

It's a disease for real. I love them.

@BlindStarLily

42w↑102

I don’t think I’d be wrong in saying that most of the fans got flustered... Sigh, yes, including myself

Hard agree on the rankings though. Sun is the purest, the best, the one that really earned his smooch. Moon’s goodnight kiss followed up by a suplex into a pile of chairs made me laugh. Maybe for the fans Coughcough Everyone in these replies Cough we can instead say he body slams us into a pile of pillows and blankets and promptly gives this smug little, “Goodniiiiight,” with a smirk audible in his voice.
And Sun squealing in delight is adorable. Maybe he’d say something like, “I’m walking on air!” or, “I’m on cloud nine!” while propelling himself up into the air on his little cord system thingy to show how giddy he is and because he knows it’ll make us smile or laugh

@PossumsAreNice

42w↑36

@@BlindStarLily Bro the add-ons you made were immaculate /gen

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@alpha0478

38w↑16

Meanwhile in an alternative universe: WAS THAT THE KISS OF 87?!?

@hondaaccord1399

"It's amazing how a human can live without a tongue."

@6minutecrafts826

37w↑37

I do think Ballora is underrated. I remember this game coming out, and I completely loved her. Even though she doesn’t have a huge backstory, I still think she is cool :)

@lavendertoastmoth

42w↑328

The best part of all of this is the unbridled hatred against music man. Honestly, deserved.
“Restaurant still in business despite music man” absolutely SENT ME

@filippohl9097

42w↑25

Dayshift at Freddys 3 refference 10/10

@filipesimoes618

42w↑660

"But... is she smoochable?" Has to be one of the best lines delivered on this channel and the fact that we are talking about a 2 meters tall robot with a claw on it1s stomach, makes it even better.

@phragrunt5680

34w↑2

Which animatronic is? I didin't get it 100%

@filipesimoes618

34w↑8

@@phragrunt5680 It's Circus Baby lol

@thebasmentgameryt

28w

Yup

@thebasmentgameryt

28w↑8

@@phragrunt5680 Circus baby, "But... is she smoochable?" Has to be one of the best lines delivered on this channel and the fact that we are talking about , makes it even better.

@TheCoolRaboot

24w↑21

28:53 he always comes back. Im sure he'll come back with the milk soon.

@samdoezzzstuff

25w↑10

"No one wants to kiss Springtrap" Have you heard of a certain individual named Kwite?

@MesouseUsagi

42w↑1.4K

You could technically circumvent Circus Baby's dangerous features by simply bringing someone into the room with you, since she's programmed to only attack a lone target. Sure it would be kinda weird to bring an unrelated third party in to kiss a robot, but ask yourself:

Is a little awkwardness really be enough to deter you from smooching a 7-foot robot child?

@wakkaseta8351

42w↑126

* vouyers have entered the chat *

@aldusty2734

42w↑23

@@wakkaseta8351Amen brotha/j

@COOLERthenU

42w↑103

Bring someone who also wants to kiss the robo clone.

@Zombina638

42w↑33

Once again, robot. Not child

@lacunaereversed

42w↑2

hehe 420 likes

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@ratpatterson8953

42w↑1K

I think the mediocre melodies deserve some sympathy points, simply due to the fact they were designed to live in the shadow of the main animatronics

@user-pq4kz4lv3h

19w↑7

The Medicore Melodies DO deserve more sympathy points, like 50! Also I'm Ezeckiel, you're welcome.😁

@breathair69420

16w↑5

True. They also are traped in Small Air ducts in UCN so Sympathy points for back story

@user-pq4kz4lv3h

12w↑1

Ohhh, fair point. Because they are here in UCN after all, but hey, you know what they say, "The more, the merrier!".

@N3XT1M3

38w↑9

For plushtrap, in the books, he can canonically eat through literally everything, he is a literal mini woodchipper, a piranha that would eat you while you're still alive.

@nottheredelilah3757

36w↑27

when you do the ruin animatronics, please put the individual point categories up on the screen! this video was hilarious & super entertaining, but my weird little brain desperately wanted to see the number breakdowns. it would be positively sun's kiss

@notrealnamenotatall2476

36w↑12

Sure thing! I'm finishing up the Ruined Animatronics' script, but haven't started on the video yet. ^_^

@nottheredelilah3757

36w↑5

@@notrealnamenotatall2476 0o0!! oh shit, i can't believe you responded!!!! Thank you!! and thank you for your really wonderful videos!!

@anthonysaylor8120

42w↑877

I love how the Puppet gets so high a score - not just because of personal bias, but the ranking criterion happens to greatly favor their design.

Also, it's so tragic that the book exclusive characters are disqualified here. The smoochability of all those Baby variants literally cannot compete with Based Puppet

@mintyflores7378

42w↑247

I was not expecting to hear the sentence: "Smooching Plushtrap is like smooching an angry chihuahua." Today but it's a somewhat pleasant surprise.

@LadyBernkastel92

18w↑13

I don't remember if I commented on this already but this is such a fun video to come back to once in a while, the lil stories you write for how a smooch would go are adorable/terrifying and you're comedic timing is pretty great.

@notrealnamenotatall2476

18w↑2

Thank you so much! 8D

@michaelhorton8489

35w↑6

“ She Smells Like A Trashcan… And She Is A Trash Can. “ Is The Perfect Description For Glamrock Chica.

@spiggityspoo756

42w↑1.1K

See, this, this right here, this is peak content. Scott has been deceiving and distracting us all along with the hints of lore and story, when the real questions are right in front of us: what is the most smoochable animatronic?

It also makes me immeasurably happy that Mangle placed well. Mango is truly best boy/girl/robot/endoskeleton-spaghetti-creature, eat your heart out Toy Chica

@drfeelgood98

42w↑52

I mean at this point we could assume 99% of Scott cawthons decisions were exclusively to spite mattpatt and laugh as he would squirm trying to figure out the intimate details on hOw mANy BiTEs theRe WERe. 1? 2? 0? DrEAm THEoRy ReeEEEEeEeEeeEeeeeeEEEeeEeEee

@dominickeijzer5844

42w↑43

@@drfeelgood98The worst part is that you're not wrong. He's literally changed the lore on a whim to mess with MatPat (saying he got nearly everything right, and then everything he said later being proven false, or bringing up the Toy Chica beak at random after saying it's irrelevant).

@wakkaseta8351

42w↑34

Reminder that he admitted in an interview that removing Toy Chica's beak was just to make her spooky, then come the middle of that GTLive collaboration stream, it suddenly turned into an important lore point.

@Chillipeffer

42w↑5

@@wakkaseta8351 We all watched that Spaceman Scott vid?

@pixelphantom7091

41w↑1

Huh?

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@kitsunegaming87

42w↑611

54:58
I love how she says “it’s a crime against nature that anyone would consider kissing Music Man”
But you know who would try and kiss him, MatPat
Think about, Music Man is his love child

@ninjaboi120

38w↑93

Kwite would kiss springtrap (you probably dont know him)

@gerrald5235

38w↑17

yea i might kiss Dj music man maybe

@break_the_galaxy

38w↑59

I would kiss the DJ but in a purely platonic friendship way. He seems like he'd be fun to hang out with, plus Glamrock Freddy says that he's a nice guy and I have no reason not to believe him.

@sofisophiso5180

38w↑9

@@ninjaboi120 EVERYONE WANTS TO KISS SPRINGTRAP... right?

@Just_a_random_bassist

38w↑2

@@sofisophiso5180 nope. I definitely do not wanna kiss that dead corpse moldy murder rabbit thing

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@MaceFaceAnimates

12w↑4

“Any sympathy? No. No sympathy for balloon boy.”

@theundertalegamers9055

39w↑10

I can’t believe you forgot TWO things from security breach, that being the map robots and the cleaning sign guys.

@BlindStarLily

42w↑1.2K

I love how you go from giving a basic overall vibe of how the kiss would be, to basically just writing little fanfic drabbles for each character. Partway through the video rn and my favorite scenario is the one with Helpy. It’s just too cute. Funtime Chica got a pretty good scenario too

@The.Goblin.King...

42w↑90

I love the Helpy scenario. So adorable.

@ultmateragnarok8376

42w↑61

Some things have to be done including descriptions of the kissing experience of every character in the series.

@The.Goblin.King...

42w↑28

@@ultmateragnarok8376 I agree that is absolutely necessary for us to keep living. LOL

@ColorWheel87

42w↑79

“This video is a joke!”
writes incredibly detailed fanfics of kissig each animatronic

@BlindStarLily

42w↑10

@@ColorWheel87 Literally this exactly-

Also I absolutely adore your username :D

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@cannaer8164

42w↑645

I’ve never been more willing to watch an over an hour breakdown on Fnaf animatronics

@The.Goblin.King...

42w↑2

Only because it’s about smooching 💀

@cannaer8164

42w↑2

@@The.Goblin.King... that’s the joke 💀

@The.Goblin.King...

42w↑1

@@cannaer8164 I know 💀 I also only stayed here because it was about smooching. 💀

@smileshum_5476

24w↑5

"You know what's not cute?

..Extortion..."

LMFAOOOO☠️☠️

@Gabetenner

14w↑3

Ned bear is just programmed to be constantly drunk

@DuckytheChicken

42w↑302

Listening to someone talk in detail about the kissability of robots from a video game for an hour and a half is just how I wanted to spend my time 😂

@Bepetoni

42w↑312

I love the "Can they bite? Yes. Would they bite? Oh, in a heartbeat" bits sm.
Chuffed to live in a prime of post-ironic monsterkissing discussions.
Appreciate all the DSaF callbacks :)

@leonardocouto3109

24w↑4

58:14
Okay, I'd actually blush at that. That's adorable. She's probably the best Chica variant to be around.

@TheTimeOfYear

19w↑4

JUST imagine Golden Freddy preparing to end your run, and you just smooch him/her

@littlegreengoblin1038

41w↑314

The fact you spent 1 hour of ranking how kissable all of these guys are is kind of impressive

@itstheblandman8734

42w↑539

Born to late to explore the planet, born to early to explore the stars. Born just in time for five nights at feddys smooch tier list. Truly blessed 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

@azimuddin1890

42w↑5

Yee

@Mugwimp

42w↑18

Im feeling so patriotic rn… 🫡

@someguyinazoo

41w↑3

Can I get a holehujah

@Mugwimp

41w↑2

@@someguyinazoo HOLIJUANA!!!!!!

@azimuddin1890

41w↑2

@@someguyinazoo
Holehujah

@Shplep

11w↑3

I don’t know why but I would classify mangle as a gremlin. A little head smooch for all the trauma

@CrystalOatz

37w↑21

I would like to note two things about Montgomery Gator.

1. He has claws that are powerful enough to, at the very LEAST, break metal chains. I think that he would be able to tear any would-be smoocher to shreds.

2. He is implied (and practically confirmed in Ruin) to have murdered Glamrock Bonnie in order to take his place. Meaning that not only does he have anger issues, but is the jealous type (he may have also planned on killing Glamrock Freddy, as he takes his place in one of the non-canon endings) and is a straight-up murderer.

All in all, I definitely wouldn't smooch 'em!

@notrealnamenotatall2476

37w↑11

Both good points, but we're counting on Monty's ego being so inflated that he's flattered enough to go for the smooch. If not, they do sell safety helmets in Roxy Raceway!

@CrystalOatz

37w↑2

Fair point

@Number_1_Rated_Salesman1997

37w↑2

Why would Monty have claws before replacing glamrock bonnie? And if he didn’t, why are there claw marks on Bonnie’s corpse?

@Number_1_Rated_Salesman1997

37w

@@TheOriginalSomeKidWhoDraws he replaced Bonnie to become the bass player, why would he have claws before that.

@TheOriginalSomeKidWhoDraws

36w

@@Number_1_Rated_Salesman1997 don’t mind my other comment, but still the animatronics are still very strong even without any claws, so he could definitely beat Bonnie to death

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@autobotskyflame6287

41w↑121

Twenty minutes in and now I'm just imagining you running around the pizzeria jumping every animatronic to give them a smooch before running off to get the next one leaving them very confused.

@akasisterrboom8555

38w↑13

This is the best comment I've ever read

@MissOnana

23w↑13

Confused and broken hearted more like. Imagine you get your first smooch - potentially EVER - only for your smoocher to run off and smooch another! PROBABLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU TOO.

@joshuavis2736

42w↑570

This is a peak lore analysis that is rarely touched on. Absolutely phenomenal

Also If rockstar Freddy potentially requires coins before you smooch him does that make him some form of prostitute?

@kikiafton618

42w↑75

😮you’re right…😂

@nickyladue8715

42w↑53

Oh gosh

@WiseKayeoss

42w↑75

oh my god. honestly i wouldnt doubt hed accept payment to go the full way with that,,,

@koleszgdanska7149

42w↑23

LMAO

@JadeTheHobo

42w↑17

yeah probably

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@Stars_Watch-gt4zp

20w↑6

I’d smooch Withered Bonnie.
I’d go up and kiss him, but wouldn’t run off, then he’d tear my face off like “HAHA HOWS THAT?!”
Then i’d be like : “NOOOHAHHAHNANGNNGNFHNGNGNNGBBDNS”
Then he’d feed my faceless corpse to Mangle and Withered Chica

@aidencalhoun4893

6w↑3

"Don't kiss the rat" has the same energy as "Don't yiff the fox"

@Alice_The_Person3707

42w↑137

Hold their jaw closed. That will work for the small ones at least
Edit: I just imagined trying to give Plushtrap a head kiss while holding his jaw closed and he’s flailing around violently-

@splendidcyan

25w↑18

This reminds me of having to give your pet a pill and hold their jaw shut, an act of love but perhaps not smart to kiss immediately after

@as4180

40w↑185

as a springtrap smoocher myself, giving him a 1 was very generous of you lmfao

@akarun45

26w↑34

A true fan is able to recognize their beloved's flaws, and even acknowledge that there are barely any pros yet for some reason you still wanna smooch him.

@user-pq4kz4lv3h

19w↑2

I agree. It was super generous of you.

@TenoriteJS

18w↑2

you people want to kiss William Afton's corpse??????????😕

@I_Did_Not_Kill_The_Child

17w↑1

@@TenoriteJSMaybe, maybe not.

@Purpledude87lol

16w

yeah.....pretty much....@@TenoriteJS

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@moonlightmeeps9688

26w↑5

An hour and thirty minutes of my life were spent watching this video. The only thing I took away from it is that kissing someone with a huge mouth of sharp teeth is bad...but taxes are worse

@IEUHT

34w↑7

Roxy only really seems to be aggressive towards Gregory in the DLC

@theooftroop

42w↑263

This is an indisputably fair ranking, however the omission of Prize King nullifies all of these scores and I will be smooching Ballora without hesitation.

...and im very happy to have drawn the thumbnail for this work of art ;)

@fivenaf

42w↑40

Ooftrrop how smoochable do you think cheestrap is

@notrealnamenotatall2476

42w↑76

We all know Prize King was a hallucination from the Pizza fumes.

@theooftroop

42w↑35

@@fivenaf a full 12 points but due to his stature he is on the gremlin scale

@fivenaf

42w↑11

@@theooftroopI very much agree, most smoochable animatronic

@ColorWheel87

42w↑6

WHAT ABOUT FRUIT PUNCH CLOWN

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@ijlayugan4149

42w↑166

If someone new to Fnaf asks for a lore summary, send them this video

@MyOpinionIsInvalid

39w↑11

I'd like to argue that Burntrap is a 0. Yes, his bite will be weak, but the amount of diseases it'll give will probably get you in the end.

@Clonelivesmatter

34w↑3

“Nightmarish Pez dispenser” 💀💀💀

@Bofrab

41w↑562

It’s kinda crazy how slimy Burntrap is. Considering how long he’s been in that suit, and how many times he’s been set on fire, you’d think he would just be an actual skeleton by now. How does he still have all that meat and grease on him?

@spleens4200

38w↑53

Probably tries to wash off all the… other friends that come with decay… I can’t imagine he’d enjoy the tagalongs

@TimI94

36w↑22

Another heal with remnant i think.

@metal_pipe9764

36w↑7

@@spleens4200you mean the flies?

@sludgeskin

35w↑47

decomp means your fats and lipids exit your skin, that's why when people decompose on floors they leave a huge stain and it leaks through multiple layers

@rococosillytime

21w

I always have fat

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@TheSameGoobyGuy

35w↑3

“Circus baby is 7 feet tall!”
”… Kick the baby!”

@Goremasterhelsing

36w↑4

Bon bon's bite would be like a Chihuahua but more painfull

@Average_Panda

42w↑373

I think Ballora should have more points, we know Baby was lying about the endoskeleton being Ballora on the last night of SL because they have already formed Ennard, so it wasn’t just her being aggressive then; in fact it’s quite the opposite, when you come back from the room with Funtime Freddy, she doesn’t bother with coming after you even after stating she knows you’re there. Even if I’m mistaken about the first point, the second one has got to be worth something right? 🤷‍♂️

@grvkeepr

42w↑403

1:17:21 Sun deserves his perfect score, he’s so babygirl

Also, I prefer Sun over Moon but I’d still totally risk it for Moon. Daycare Attendant my beloved.

@Ella.the.Hedgehog

41w↑19

Y e s

@speggthevinegregg5425

40w↑19

I knew I would find a comment about sun, but Idk weather I sound or shouldn't be surprised by the amount of comments about said character

@theocalistarya7039

39w↑10

I take the risk too XD 9/12 isn't bad after all

@stephaniesheep1147

39w↑26

I'll take the risk to smooch both of them (equal kisses for both of em), either I get away from smooching Moon scott free, or I get a free chiropractic appointment, courtesy of Moon's suplexing skills

@zzZleepi

38w↑26

" and thus, my search for a comment simping over sun and moon has ended "

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@sokaize

39w↑6

Kissing Glitchtrap would be awful btw, he literally has spit and stuff all on him according to someone who studied his model lol.

@Crowbar-il8hk

35w↑4

I think you should made a video on why your Puppet is your favorite character.

@megafield1132

42w↑526

Kinda surprised that Chica's cupcake didn't make it onto this list. Seems like a fairly harmless gremlin.

@Spacebugg

40w↑55

She's food tho. She belongs to the "which FNAF animatronic is the best to eat?"

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780

39w↑27

@@Spacebugg im pretty sure the cupcake is a dude sence everyone calls the cupcake carl

@Spacebugg

39w↑19

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 Thanks for the info. I will try to not misgender a cupcake next time :d

@ZaF4ran

39w↑6

I mean if kissing also includes eating then yeah. It should’ve been

@ZaF4ran

39w↑9

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 Carl isnt cannon and it’s a cupcake 💀

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@VivBrodock

42w↑290

honestly with Roxy you just gotta neg her a bit, tell her you don't want to smooch her and she'll have to over come your rejection making her no longer dangerous. Note: this is in no way an endorsement of negging real life people.

also, if michael can get himself back together enough to get a job at a food establishment, he can for sure get a smooch 12/12

@marycanty1217

39w↑2

I do believe it wasn’t Michael work at the the pizzeria simulator because Michael can barely walk,had to live the shadows (It was sailing in the games) and he would scared Henry if he or any other people in the restaurant saw Michael like(I say just Henry if he hired him in secret)

@break_the_galaxy

38w↑1

This is for sure gonna come back to haunt me at some point but Michael's voice at the end of Sister Location is insanely attractive in my opinion. I second the 12/12 (which is wild because he and William basically sound exactly the same and hearing William's voice does absolutely nothing for me except piss me off tbh)

@Frank_baconn

5w↑3

I love how halfway in they start writing fanfics

@Jimbo795

21w↑5

I find it funny how they say the rockstars aren't cute but gives ennard a point for cuteness

Edit: also apparently music man isn't cute but ennard is

@duckwickvonballs3391

41w↑159

I'm not too sure why but listening to this made me imagine myself going across the Fnaf timeline to give a smooch to each animatronic and quickly get away with it before I get butchered

@BlindStarLily

39w↑21

Hey, me too! The scenarios she put together were all great. Tell me you were either picturing an internet avatar of yours doing it, or just you in the security guard uniform. I was doing the latter

@duckwickvonballs3391

39w↑7

@@BlindStarLily I was doing a bit of both, lol
Why do you ask?

@LadyLuckyLu

36w↑2

Me too lmao

@user-uz6fb2iz6k

18w

Puppet probably wouldn’t attack me after

@GenreChowderStudios

42w↑102

Being in A tier is exactly right, given your criteria, but Glamrock Freddy will always be S+ tier in my heart. He is such a nice fellow.

@richardkirkland6805

39w↑10

Technically the Rockstar Freddy we face in UCN is a different model of Rockstar Freddy that we put on stage in Pizzeria Sim. The stage version of Rockstar Freddy doesn't have a coin slot, meaning he can't extort anyone. And even then, he only asks for Faz Tokens, or Faz Coins, which are literally arcade tokens. Also, Roxy as we see in Ruin acts basically like Freddy... To anyone who isn't Gregory.

@GameJack26

37w↑3

im so happy you gave scrap baby 1 point for cute/coolness

@shadowdragon1396

42w↑268

Peak fnaf content.

So committed to the bit that the conversation has gone full circle from cringe to based. Truly unashamed, and that’s admirable.

@lizryan7451

42w↑103

"Decades old human jerky" absolutely undid me. Stellar job, A+, 100% worth the wait

@DorkusBingus6359

39w↑9

I don't know when or why Orville became my favorite of the animatronics, but I'm glad he got a high score.
Also I respect the amount of time you put into this and thus I am watching it for the full duration- I can recognize dedication.

@Kuromi_offical625

19w↑5

“In 2023 we will have flying cars”
2023: kissing animatronics

@brinleyhamer729

I’m pretty sure flying cars now almost (if not) do exist

@austinhill3561

42w↑310

I do like content where people take video game characters and rank them on something far outside their genre (Polygon's Mortal Kombat video ranking how well the characters can cuddle).

@DownTrodded

42w↑9

Live a little

@orangeinkius7257

42w↑32

Jake DoubleYoo ranking the Greek gods by how good they smell

@gamerguy9037

42w↑146

Certain people wouldn't mind Nightmarrione's tentacles.

@platinumg.8614

42w↑23

Why bring such interessing information in a smooch video?

@gamerguy9037

42w↑38

@@platinumg.8614 because she mentioned the tentacles and it reminded me of you know what.

@JuliaElizabethGraves

42w↑42

Same with nightmare foxy’s tongue I suppose

@stephaniesheep1147

42w↑6

🤨

@anotherrandomguy8871

42w↑23

Agreed. I guess it wouldn’t be quite a nightmare anymore for some people

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@blueridinghood5375

38w↑11

Small correction, but I love the video. When you got to Grimm Foxy, you called his hook a scythe instead of a hand sickle. Which is what Grimm Foxy's hook is supposed to be, due to it being October. And to represent harvesting the crops before Thanksgiving in November. Along with the fact that Grimm Foxy's mini game takes place in a corn field, too.
(Small edit: spelled scythe wrong as sieth. But fixed it)

@alexs7670

37w↑1

It is spelled "scythe"
And for the record, a hand sickle is a scythe. scythes are a class of tools.

@blueridinghood5375

37w↑2

@alexs7670 Wait, really? I didn't know that, to be fairly honest. And thanks for the spelling correction. 🙂

@beaumclean747

18w↑3

Would you smooch a ghost?
A: heck yeah
B: heck yeah
C: heck yeah
D: heck yeah

@vineaccount6832

42w↑124

On Springtrap, his bite might not break skin easily. But if it does, you're probably in for a nasty infection and will have to go to the have to go to the hospital. I pray that, if you do, you have an excuse ready for why you have that infection, or that you are ready to explain that you kissed a robotic shell with a rotting corpse inside.

@vineaccount6832

42w↑48

However, if you run into Michael while trying to get over that nasty wound, I McF*cking dare you to tell him you kissed his father. I will pay handsomely if you manage to get proof that you did it.

@SeptimoBasico-nu8uh

42w↑19

@@vineaccount6832 "I McF*cking dare you" that has to be the best form of daring someone to something I have read in my life!

@vineaccount6832

42w↑12

Thanks! It the one I use for dares that are just batsh*t insane.

@halosonar9248

42w↑60

The last person to smooch an animatronic lost a frontal lobe in 87 😅

@notrealnamenotatall2476

42w↑42

They renamed the Smooch of 87 to the Bite of 87 for legal purposes.

@azimuddin1890

42w↑11

@@notrealnamenotatall2476
Make sense

@Black_rabbit1

42w↑6

lol

@Super_Sonic_gamer714

39w↑3

I literally say “smash” every time I see a picture of nightmare freadbear

@Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants

39w↑2

"springtrap gets 1"
kwite: hold the fuck up

@RedLogicYT

42w↑39

"That isn't very cash money of you, Superstar" -Glamrock Freddy

@anotherrandomguy8871

42w↑113

I hate to say it, but I realize that a lot of people would certainly love to kiss spingtrap and for some reason would give him sympathy points too durning the fnaf 3 days. This was back when everyone wanted to make Afton into a very sympathetic character for some reason, and I think this was before fnaf 4 was out, so the excuse of “his child was murdered by those kids” was a thing.

So don’t worry springtrap, even you get smooches by some of the fans.