Do the Bill Cosby
KJ-52 Lyrics

I got a new dance and its called the bill cosby
I have created a new dance move called the Bill Cosby.

First ya gotta stand like ya legs is kind of wobbly
To start, stand with your legs slightly unstable.

Gone take ya hands and make em kind of knobby
Take your hands and form them into a knobby shape.

If you don't understand then gone just follow me
If you are confused, simply follow my lead.

See now the plan is to move em kind of choppy
The objective is to move your hands in a choppy manner.

See if you can shake em out kind of like they soggy
Try to move your hands as though they were wet and and floppy.

stagger all around like you feeling kind of groggy
Move around unsteadily, as if you are disoriented.

Then drop it to the ground pick it up now its on see
Drop to the ground and pick yourself back up, the move is now initiated.

I'm a take it to the floor and I'm a do the bill cosby
I am going to take the move to the floor and perform the Bill Cosby dance.

See me balling out crawling out my black Taurus
Observe me as I exit my black Taurus automobile.

Safe from hell Saved by the bell zack morris
I am fortunate enough to have escaped death and credit Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell for my salvation.

Feeling well but you can tell by my wack chorus
Although I feel good, the quality of my lyrics is subpar.

Its just my dumb dance song you can dance for us
This is just a silly dance song that you can dance to.

Got some plans for us so get ya hands toward us
I have some intentions for us, so point your hands towards me.

Move em fast like they yelling at ya run forrest
Move your hands quickly, as if you were being chased and yelled at.

Or move em slow like you running like a fast tortise
Alternatively, move your hands slowly, as if you were running like a fast tortoise.

Or move and go kinda crazy getting laughs for this
You can move in a wild and ridiculous manner, which may amuse others.

You can straight chill pose and just act gorgeous
You can also hold a relaxed pose and appear beautiful.

Or stand still kind of froze like some rigor mortis
You may also stand completely still, as though you were dead and in a state of rigor mortis.

or rock and go like ya grandmas on the back porches
Finally, you may sway your hips like your grandmother on her back porch.

Now check the plan shortys don't you fast forward this
Listen closely, do not fast forward through any part of this plan.

Jesus paid ya sin debt cuz you cant afford this
Jesus paid for your sins, because you are unable to afford the consequence.

But you can get left when he coming back for us
You may be left behind when Jesus comes back for us, if you have not accepted him.

Now Heres ya two step gone dance for us
Here is a two step dance, feel free to join in.

We just getting started shorty you don't wanna leave yet
We are just getting started, do not leave yet.

Got a little something that I know you haven't seen yet
I have a little surprise that I know you have not seen yet.

Wanna see ya arms out halfway t-rex
I want to see you hold your arms out halfway, resembling a T-Rex.

Put a litte boogie in ya step like a Kleenex
Add a bit of a groove to your steps, like a Kleenex dance.

Take it to the front or you can take it to the back
Take the dance move to the front or the back, wherever you prefer.

If you got no room to take it then just take it where you at
If you do not have enough space to take the move, perform it wherever you are.

If you shy than I encourage you to take it a crack
If you are shy, I encourage you to give it a try.

But after we get through you might just need to take a nap
After we finish dancing, you may feel exhausted and need to rest.

Cause we gone rock it like it's rushmore got it if you want more
We are going to dance vigorously, like the faces on Mount Rushmore. If you want more, we have more to offer.

Shout out to my haters don't know why yall even come for
I give a shout out to my haters, but I do not understand why they even bother.

Peanut butter cup dance can't do it the wrong way
The Peanut Butter Cup dance is straightforward, and cannot be performed incorrectly.

Make it real easy for you do just what the song say
I have made the dance move simple and easy, so you can simply follow the lyrics of the song.