Infomercial
KJ-52 Lyrics


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(someone saying) Tired of those CD's that don't leave you fufilled
Come on down to KJ-52! that's right! Its Funky! Well don't take our word for it! Listen to our sponsor the Kleesder!

that's right it slices it dices it makes these .....(cant understand what he is saying)Ha Ha ha Ha!

But don't take our word for it, ask these satisfied customers!

I used to be a cross eyed bowlegged one-armed safety patrolman but since listening to KJ-52 I've since elevated myself to crossing guard. Thank You KJ!

Hey no problem that's what were here for. Well come on down to KJ-52. If you act now well throw in a mullenator! that's right, it'll give yourself a mull haircut before you even know what happened!So Come on down. Act now while supplies are limited.





KJ-52 is not responsible for animal attacks based on the mull haircut thank you

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of KJ-52's song Infomercial satirically portray the marketing techniques used by salespeople to convince their target audience to buy a product. The song starts with someone asking if one is tired of CDs that don't leave them satisfied and then introduces KJ-52 as the solution to this problem. The singer invites listeners to come down to KJ-52 and promises that their music is funky and fulfilling. The sponsor, Kleesder is also introduced with their humorous tagline of the product being able to "slice" and "dice" things.


The singer then goes on to provide testimonials from customers who have been transformed since listening to KJ-52's music. One of the testimonials is comical, stating that they used to be a cross-eyed, bowlegged, one-armed safety patrolman who has since elevated themselves to crossing guard, attributing their transformation to KJ-52's music. The singer then offers a "mullenator" to people who act now while supplies last. The song concludes with the disclaimer that KJ-52 is not responsible for animal attacks that might happen as a result of getting the mull haircut.


The song cleverly parodies the desperation of infomercials, where people will say almost anything to sell their products, and use gimmicky lines and testimonials. KJ-52 is known for incorporating humor in his music, and this song is no exception.


Line by Line Meaning

Tired of those CD's that don't leave you fulfilled
Are you tired of listening to unsatisfying CDs?


Come on down to KJ-52! that's right! Its Funky!
Come and visit KJ-52, who is upbeat and funky!


Well don't take our word for it! Listen to our sponsor the Kleesder!
Don't just take our word for it, listen to our sponsor the Kleesder!


that's right it slices it dices it makes these .....(cant understand what he is saying)Ha Ha ha Ha!
Our product is versatile and efficient, and it will make your life easier.


But don't take our word for it, ask these satisfied customers!
If you want more assurance, go ahead and ask our previous customers who were pleased with our product.


I used to be a cross eyed bowlegged one-armed safety patrolman but since listening to KJ-52 I've since elevated myself to crossing guard. Thank You KJ!
One of our satisfied customers testified that our product helped him achieve a better position in his job. He thanks KJ-52 for the improvement.


Hey no problem that's what were here for. Well come on down to KJ-52.
We are here to help you, and we invite you to come to KJ-52.


If you act now well throw in a mullenator! that's right, it'll give yourself a mull haircut before you even know what happened!So Come on down.
If you take action now, we will add a bonus item, the mullenator, which will give you a particular haircut quickly.


Act now while supplies are limited.
This offer is for a limited time only, so you should act quickly.


KJ-52 is not responsible for animal attacks based on the mull haircut thank you
We do not take responsibility for any potential harm caused by the mull haircut on animals. Thank you.




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