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Night Boat to Cairo
Madness Lyrics


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It's just gone noon, half-past monsoon
On the banks of the river Nile
Here comes the boat only half-afloat
Oarsman grins a toothless smile
Only just one more to this desolate shore
Last boat along the river Nile
Doesn't seem to care, no more wind in his hair
As he reaches his last half mile
The oar snaps in his hand before he reaches dry land
But the sound doesn't deafen his smile
Just pokes at wet sand with an oar in his hand
Floats off down the river Nile
Floats off down the river Nile

(All aboard, night boat to Cairo!)

(Night boat to Cairo!)

Overall Meaning

The Madness song "Night Boat to Cairo" is a fast-paced and upbeat tune that tells a story of a man on a boat trip in Egypt. The song opens with the line "It's just gone noon, half-past monsoon" which suggests that the weather is changing and perhaps a storm is brewing. The man is on the banks of the river Nile and he sees a boat coming towards him. The boat is only half-afloat, which means it is not very sturdy and could sink at any moment. The oarsman is grinning a toothless smile, indicating that he might be missing some teeth or have poor dental hygiene.


The man is relieved to see that this is the last boat along the river Nile and he can finally leave. He doesn't seem to care that there is no wind in his hair as he has probably been waiting for this boat for a while. However, before the oarsman can reach dry land, the oar snaps in his hand. Despite this, he still has a smile on his face and pokes at the wet sand with an oar in his hand. As the boat floats off down the river Nile, the refrain "All aboard, night boat to Cairo!" is heard, which signals that the man is headed to the big city.


Overall, the song seems to be about the excitement and adventure of traveling, even if it involves some uncertainty or danger. The man on the boat is smiling and seems to be enjoying himself despite the fact that the boat is in poor condition and the oar breaks. This sense of adventure and carefree attitude is reflective of the ska and reggae music scene that The Madness were a part of in the late 70s and early 80s.


Line by Line Meaning

It's just gone noon, half-past monsoon
It's midday during the wet season.


On the banks of the river Nile
The setting is the banks of the Nile river.


Here comes the boat only half-afloat
A boat arrives, partially submerged in water.


Oarsman grins a toothless smile
The oarsman has no teeth and smiles happily.


Only just one more to this desolate shore
The boat is the last one to arrive at a barren shore.


Last boat along the river Nile
The boat is the last one on the Nile river.


Doesn't seem to care, no more wind in his hair
The oarsman appears unconcerned and has no wind blowing in his hair.


As he reaches his last half mile
The oarsman is approaching the end of his journey.


The oar snaps in his hand before he reaches dry land
The oar breaks as the oarsman is still in the water.


But the sound doesn't deafen his smile
The breaking oar does not ruin the oarsman's happy demeanor.


Just pokes at the wet sand with an oar in his hand
The oarsman uses the broken oar to poke at the wet sand.


Floats off down the river Nile
The boat drifts away down the Nile river.


(All aboard, night boat to Cairo!)
A call to board for the night boat heading to Cairo.


(Night boat to Cairo!)
Reiteration of the destination of the night boat.




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: CATHAL JOSEPH SMYTH, CHRISTOPHER JOHN FOREMAN, DANIEL MARK WOODGATE, GRAHAM MCPHERSON, LEE JAY THOMPSON, MARK WILLIAM BEDFORD, MICHAEL BARSON

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It's just gone noon half past monsoon
On the banks of the river Nile
Here comes the boat
only half-afloat
Oarsman grins a toothless smile
Only just one more to this desolate shore
Last boat along the river Nile
Doesn't seem to care,
no more wind in his hair
As he reaches his last half mile
The oar snaps in his hand before
he reaches dry land
But the sound doesn't deafen his
smile
Just pokes at wet sand with an oar in his hand
Floats off down the river Nile
Floats off down the river Nile
All aboard,
Night boat to Cairo
Night boat to Cairo



All comments from YouTube:

@urielreiss1499

This song is so British it colonized my house.

@vindobonaification

While listening to it my glass of italian red wine turned into british ale

@keepfitforunfitpunkswithdo3070

😂

@britishempire4176

Sup housemate.

@ObliviAce

@British Empire WAH-

@foxymoron7337

guess you could say it's.. 'our house' now

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@cjforbes3803

Egyptians loved this song so much they based their entire country on the backdrop.

@CJG2006

das crazy

@juhojalonen3046

@Drev0 It's Madness, really

@fortnite5205

​@Juho Jalonen now everyone groan

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