Too Old to Cut the Mustard
Marlene Dietrich Lyrics


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Too old
Too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
Too old
Too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

Once, I kissed a millionaire
Ran my fingers through his hair
The whole thing turned out pretty grim
'Cause none of his hair belonged to him

Too old
Too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
(He's getting) too old
Too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

Oh, you ain't gotta know where the big seat ends
Swore he was an Army Man
And he got dressed up fit to kill
In the uniform he wore at the Bunker Hill

Too old
Too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
(He's getting) too old
Too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

I entertained a necktie I know
The mood was high and the lights were low
He said "it's time to play the scene"
"But it's time to drink my Ovaltine"

Too old
Too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
(He's getting) too old
Too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

It seems that every man you meet
Wants to sweep you off his feet
Gals, before you do submit
Make him show his birth certificate

Too old
Too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
(He's getting) too old




Too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

Overall Meaning

The song "Too Old to Cut the Mustard" was written in 1952 by Billy Hill and Fred Rose, and was popularized by Marlene Dietrich, a German-American actress and singer renowned for her distinctive voice and androgynous image. The song is a humorous look at the aging process and how it affects the romantic pursuits of older men. The repeated refrain of "too old to cut the mustard" emphasizes the idea that certain men have passed their prime and are no longer able to meet the expectations of the women they wish to court.


The opening lines of the song set the tone by repeating the phrase "too old" several times, setting up the pattern that will be continued throughout the song. The first verse tells the story of the singer kissing a millionaire, only to discover that the hair she ran her fingers through was not his own. This absurd situation is a metaphor for a man who is trying to hold onto his youth and virility, but is failing to do so convincingly.


The second verse continues the theme of men being too old to impress women. The singer recounts the story of a man who claims to be an army veteran, but who ends up wearing an outdated uniform from the battle of Bunker Hill. This image of a man clinging to past glories and failing to keep up with the times highlights the central joke of the song.


The third and fourth verses feature similar scenarios, with the singer encountering a man who still drinks Ovaltine and another who can't keep up with her sexually. The repeated refrain of "he's getting too old to cut the mustard" emphasizes the idea that these men are not able to live up to the expectations of modern women, and are therefore doomed to romantic failure.


Overall, "Too Old to Cut the Mustard" is a clever and amusing song that takes a lighthearted look at the aging process and the difficulties faced by men who are struggling to remain relevant in the eyes of women. Its catchy tune and playful lyrics have made it a popular choice for performers and audiences alike.


Line by Line Meaning

Too old
The man being described is too old


Too old
The man being described is too old


He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
The man being described is too old to be successful anymore


Too old
The man being described is getting too old


Too old
The man being described is too old


He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
The man being described is too old to be successful anymore


Once, I kissed a millionaire
The singer kissed a millionaire at one point


Ran my fingers through his hair
The artist touched the millionaire's hair


The whole thing turned out pretty grim
The experience didn't end up being positive


'Cause none of his hair belonged to him
The millionaire's hair was fake


Too old
The man being described is too old


Too old
The man being described is too old


He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
The man being described is too old to be successful anymore


(He's getting) too old
The man being described is getting too old


Too old
The man being described is too old


He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
The man being described is too old to be successful anymore


Oh, you ain't gotta know where the big seat ends
The artist is saying that you don't need to know everything


Swore he was an Army Man
The man being described claimed to be in the army


And he got dressed up fit to kill
The man being described dressed up very nicely


In the uniform he wore at the Bunker Hill
The man being described wore his military uniform from a specific battle


Too old
The man being described is too old


Too old
The man being described is too old


He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
The man being described is too old to be successful anymore


(He's getting) too old
The man being described is getting too old


Too old
The man being described is too old


He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
The man being described is too old to be successful anymore


I entertained a necktie I know
The singer went on a date with a man she knew


The mood was high and the lights were low
The atmosphere was romantic


He said "It's time to play the scene"
The man being described wanted to start doing something romantic


"But it's time to drink my Ovaltine"
The man being described made an excuse not to do anything romantic


Too old
The man being described is too old


Too old
The man being described is too old


He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
The man being described is too old to be successful anymore


(He's getting) too old
The man being described is getting too old


Too old
The man being described is too old


He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
The man being described is too old to be successful anymore


It seems that every man you meet
The singer is saying that every man she meets


Wants to sweep you off his feet
The men she meets want to impress her


Gals, before you do submit
The singer is addressing women


Make him show his birth certificate
The artist suggests that women should confirm the age of men they date


Too old
The man being described is too old


Too old
The man being described is too old


He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
The man being described is too old to be successful anymore


(He's getting) too old
The man being described is getting too old


Too old
The man being described is too old


He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
The man being described is too old to be successful anymore




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: William Carlisle

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

tuxguys

(4/9/23)
So I'm sitting in my car earlier today, listening to Boston's WJIB, a “beautiful music” AM station whose format absolutely defies description, when this track comes on…
…and, as tracks are not announced as they are played, it’s only because I recognized Marlene Dietrich’s voice (the actress whom Madeline Kahn was parodying in “Blazing Saddles,” for you second wave-Boomers) that I was able to research this on YouTube and find it, and find out that it’s a duet with a VERY young Rosemary Clooney (that’s George Clooney’s aunt, for you Millennials)…
Talk about surreal…
But Wait!
There’s More!
I thought that this track sounded vaguely C & W, and a little more digging (thank you, Google!) allowed me to find out that it was a cover version of a performance by Ernest Tubb and Red Foley from the year before, which got me thinking…
The harpsichord sounded a lot like the one on Clooney’s hit “Come on-a My House,” also from a year earlier, and Rosie had done THAT tune because Columbia’s then-A&R Head Mitch Miller (that’s “Sing Along with Mitch” to you first-wave Boomers) had told her to, so maybe HE was responsible for this once-in-a-lifetime pairing.
And the personnel:
Bass – Frank Carroll 
Drums – Terry Snyder 
Guitar – Mundell Lowe, Sal Salvador
Harpsichord – Stan Freeman

…includes two of the best jazz guitarists in history...
...although you can’t tell it from this track.

God, I live for these moments!



All comments from YouTube:

rolom3

Wait so Rosemary was 24 and Marlene was 51. Didn't realise there was such a big age difference!

trick or trips lao

😯 I didn't know it!!!

VinylForest

I found this amusing song on a 45 rpm, about 30 years ago in a second-hand shop. On the flip side is 'Good For Nothing' another humorous tune. I'm pleased to see them both here on youtube.

ContrastY

lol
I can hear dietrich suppressing her laughter through this.

MarleneDietrichVideo

Great song, and great selection of stills! Love the one at 2.40 ! ;)

Smooches

I found a 78 rpm recording of this song in my mother's collection of old popular music. That was back in the early 80s. It is a lot of fun. Someone's really jammin' on that harpsicord.

Ana Taveira

Love them both...Marlene is my angel flung out space ♥️🌹💋🇵🇹💪🌈

Max Ziemer

Wonderful Clip!! The last ones pictures are fantastic!! Thanks for posting!!

OhhhCafeIstanbul

Great photo choices - wonderful video! Thank you!

Michele Marzano

wonderful thank you for posting! :)

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