Their first single release was on the Outpunk Records compilation Outpunk Dance Party, to which they contributed the song "I Can't Sleep". They have released many singles and LPs, mainly on the independent record label Lookout! Records and on Alternative Tentacles.
Their discography is as follows:
That's So Gay
Alternative Tentacles 3/09
The Essential Pansy Division
Alternative Tentacles 1/06
Total Entertainment!
Alternative Tentacles 8/03
Absurd Pop Song Romance
Lookout 9/98
More Lovin' From Our Oven
Lookout 8/97
Wish I'd Taken Pictures
Lookout 2/96
Pileup
Lookout 2/95
Deflowered
Lookout 6/94
Undressed
Lookout 3/93
You can read more about them on their official website: www.pansydivision.com/Biography/pd_biography.html
Alpine Skiing
Pansy Division Lyrics
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Alpine skiing
It's something I'm into
But you might not do it
The way I do
It takes three people
To do it right
You need a guy on your left
Get a rythm going
Get a rythm going yeah
I'm alpine skiing
And it aint snowing
It aint snowing yeah
Yeah
You don't need no winter
You don't need no cold
Just get your hands
Arround two poles
Move 'em up and down
In a steady motion
Gets you higher
Then any drink or drug or potion
Get a rythm going
Get a rythm going yeah
I'm alpine skiing and
It aint snowing
It aint snowing yeah
(background) yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
If you think about what I say
You'll ski alpine some day
Climb every mountian
Ford every stream
Make both your partners scream
Get a rythm going
Get a rythm going yeah
I'm alpine skiing and it aint snowing
It aint snowing (X6)
It aint it aint it aint snowing
It aint snowing
It aint snowing yeah
The song "Alpine Skiing" by Pansy Division is a comical and sexually suggestive dance song. The lyrics describe a new dance that the singer wants the listeners to learn. It's called "Alpine Skiing," and while it doesn't require snow or cold weather, it still requires three people to do it right. The singer instructs listeners to get their hands around two poles and move them up and down in a steady motion, creating a rhythm. The lyrics are suggestive, implying that the motion creates pleasure and ecstasy higher than any drink, drug, or potion. The song features a background of "yeahs," adding to its liveliness.
The singer encourages listeners to ski Alpine someday, although he describes it as a dance rather than a sport. The suggestive lyrics also imply that the partners will scream in pleasure. The song is humorous and playful, with the singer suggesting that listeners try the dance if they want a thrill even without snow or cold. The song, while comical and suggestive, doesn't take itself too seriously, but rather encourages listeners to have fun.
Line by Line Meaning
I got a brand new dance that I want you all to learn 1, 2, 3, 4
The singer has a new dance to share with the audience
Alpine skiing
The dance is called Alpine skiing
It's something I'm into
The singer enjoys the dance
But you might not do it
The dance may not be for everyone
The way I do
The singer has a particular style of dancing
It takes three people
The dance involves three people
To do it right
The dance needs to be done correctly
You need a guy on your left
One partner is required on the left
And a guy on your right
One partner is required on the right
Get a rhythm going
The dancers must establish a beat
Get a rhythm going yeah
The beat should be strong
I'm alpine skiing
The singer is participating in the dance
And it ain't snowing
The dance does not require snow
It ain't snowing yeah
Repeats the previous line
You don't need no winter
The dance does not require winter weather
You don't need no cold
The dance does not require cold weather
Just get your hands
The dance involves holding on to props
Around two poles
The props in question are likely ski poles
Move 'em up and down
The dance requires moving the ski poles in a specific way
In a steady motion
The movement should be consistent
Gets you higher
The dance is a thrill
Then any drink or drug or potion
The dance is a more fulfilling experience than any substance
If you think about what I say
The singer encourages the audience to take their words seriously
You'll ski alpine some day
The singer believes that the audience can learn the dance
Climb every mountain
The singer encourages the audience to persevere
Ford every stream
The singer encourages the audience to overcome challenges
Make both your partners scream
The dance is intense and exciting
(background) yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Background vocals adding to the excitement of the song
It ain't snowing (X6)
Repeats the line that the dance does not require snow or cold weather
It ain't snowing yeah
Repeats the previous line
Contributed by Bentley B. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
Nixon Käfer Ávila
this sounds much different then most of their songs
Josh Collado
Every day you learn something new. :D
ummagumma21
Blasting this from my JammyPack at Vail = fun
MrCanniccioni
This song is hilarious. I'm not gay but I find it funny
ParadiXe311
That might not be possible in the Paralympics, if they only have one hand, haha.
Crnakrv
because the song is about jerking two cocks at once? chill out
Robert Corbell
A straight woman could cover this and it still be funny. Truth be known, it's just plain funny (although I do like this due to being a rock fan, parody fan, and like the singers also preferring the company of guys).
Josh Collado
Dude, i still don't get why straight can't enjoy gay stuff without feeling like repeating that they aren't gay. You find it funny, great. Bloody humour belongs to no gender or sexual orientation.