Dick of Death
Pansy Division Lyrics

When I met him he was nice enough
When I first encountered my partner, he seemed pleasant enough.

For a shot man trying to act real tough in a bar
He appeared to be putting on a show of bravado, as if trying to prove his toughness.

That kind of attitude won't get you very far
However, I knew that such an attitude was not sustainable in the long term.

His shirt was open and I saw his chest
I noticed that his shirt was partially unbuttoned, revealing his chest.

A salt-and-pepper, soft and furry mess
His chest hair was peppered with grey and had a soft, furry texture.

You know how that turns me on
I found this physical trait to be sexually arousing.

Then he took my hand
He initiated physical contact by holding my hand.

And ran it over the outline in his pants
He directed my hand towards his crotch and the bulge in his pants.

He had the dick of death
I was impressed by the size of his penis.

And so I closed my eyes
I closed my eyes in anticipation of what was to come.

And tried to fantasize about this dick of death
I attempted to imagine what it would feel like to be intimate with him.

We grabbed a cab and went away to my place where we
We left the bar and headed to my home.

Dropped our clothes so fast you'd think we were racing
We hastily removed our clothing in a frenzied rush.

I couldn't wait to see it for myself
I was eager to observe his penis up close and personal.

There it was, staring ut at me
There it was, his erect penis standing out prominently.

Long and perfect, boy, was I ever lucky
I felt fortunate to be with someone with a large, attractive penis.

He kissed me and we fell down on the bed
We engaged in passionate kissing before moving to the bed.

Then he took my hand
Once again, he initiated physical contact by taking my hand.

And let me guide him into my promised land
I directed him towards my genitals as he prepared to penetrate me.

He had the dick of death
His penis was again referenced as being impressively large.

I looked into his eyes
As he penetrated me, I made eye contact with him.

And let him sodomize me with his dick of death
I allowed myself to be anally penetrated by his large penis.

I'd never seen one
I had not previously encountered a penis of such size.

Quite this big before
The size of his penis was emphasized again.

When he's soft he's nearly
Even when his penis was flaccid, it was still quite large.

Hung down to the floor
It was so large that it hung down to the floor even in its flaccid state.

I don't know if I love him
I am uncertain if I have romantic feelings for him.

But I love his dick of death
However, I am highly attracted to his incredibly large penis.