Big Balls
Pietasters Lyrics
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God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all
And they're such big balls, the bouncing big balls
And he's got big balls and she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
My balls are always bouncing, my ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire
I've got big balls, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls, the bouncing big balls
And he's got big balls and she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night
I've got big balls, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls, the bouncing big balls
And he's got big balls and she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
I've got big balls, I've got big balls
They're such big balls, the bouncing big balls
And he's got big balls and she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
The Pietasters' song Big Balls is a satirical take on the concept of high society and ballroom events. The persona in the song is portrayed as an upper-class individual who is highly celebrated in society for hosting extravagant ballroom events, which are always attended by the cream of society. He is confident in his abilities to put together a great event and is reportedly loved by all his guests.
The crux of the song is in the chorus where he sings about having the "biggest balls of them all." He repeats this line several times, emphasising his confidence and assertiveness in the situation. The metaphorical reference to balls is suggestive of the persona's self-assured nature and his confidence in his ability to command attention and admiration from those around him.
Line by Line Meaning
Well, I'm ever upper class high society
I come from a wealthy and privileged background.
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I am an expert at hosting formal dances and events.
And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small
My social gatherings are always grandiose and attended by many.
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all
The media recognizes that I am the most impressive and influential individual in my social circle.
I've got big balls, I've got big balls
I am confident and bold in my actions and beliefs.
And they're such big balls, the bouncing big balls
My actions and beliefs are impactful and well-received by those around me.
And he's got big balls and she's got big balls
Others may also have confidence and boldness, but not to the same extent as me.
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
Collectively, our group is the most influential and successful in our social milieu.
My balls are always bouncing, my ballroom always full
I am always active and my social events are always well-attended.
And everybody cums and cums again
Everyone enjoys and seeks out my company and events repeatedly.
If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher
Being invited to my events is the highest level of social validation.
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire
I am considered a dynamic and exciting personality by many individuals.
Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress
Social events can have different purposes - some for philanthropy, some for fun.
But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best
I enjoy hosting events that are purely for enjoyment rather than fundraising or networking.
My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right
I am constantly active and engaged in a variety of experiences.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night
I believe that my social presence and influence should be felt on a near-constant basis.
I've got big balls, I've got big balls
Reiterating my sense of confidence and boldness.
They're such big balls, the bouncing big balls
Others recognize the impact of my actions and beliefs.
And he's got big balls and she's got big balls
Others may also have similar confidence and boldness.
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
Still asserting our collective superiority in social standing and influence.
Contributed by Evelyn C. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@mattgraham1398
i actually suggested to todd eckhardt to play this song for this tribute album. when he told me the pietasters were on the album, i said performing this song is a no-brainer!
@danktankdragkings7117
I was gonna like this but it has 69 thumbs up and I can't ruin that.
@chadmerritt3731
WhoohaaXL, that is one of the top dumb things I have seen someone post in comments on anything on youtube.
@Ryantheman2023
2:07
@Ryantheman2023
1:55
@betheputneysans
You sir are in-fuckin-correct. 1974, Bon Scott AC/DC. Accept is a whole different entity. Get your info correct first before your fingers make a fool of you.
@Jashre
Sounds a little too fast.... the vocalists sounds a little nervous.
@whoohaaXL
This song is not by AC/DC It's by a british band called "Accept" and it's called "Balls to the Wall". Released in 1984.
@A2Z83
wrong