G.P.N
Redman Lyrics


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Alota:
This is G. P. N the Ghetto Pyshic Network, I'm your host alota vagina

Lady:
Who?

Alota:
Alota vagina, Ho!
Now our Pyshic's have traveled tha world demonstrating there amazing pyshic powers. Tonight were in tha world famous Brick City, knocking on motherfucking doors showing what our experts have done for niggas lives.
Aight ya'll right now were in? Brandon Court? And ummm were creeping up on one of our satisfied viewers, lets see what she's got to say
(knocks on door)
(door squeaks open)

Alota: Girl it's the Ghetto Pyshic Network!

Girl:(Screams)Alota vagina!

Alota: Hey girl, tell us what your personal pyshic has revealed to ya!

Girl: Well girl let me tell you what my G. P. N pyshic had done for me he told me that I was gon' be trippin on two niggas and suckin two dicks at the same time and here they are Pop and Trev say hi mutherfuckers.

Pop and Trev:
Oh shit what up
Yeah what up
(laughs)

Alota: See, whew, look what the Pyshic Network has done for this bitch live. Now lets go knock on the door of our next satisfied customer.
(Knocks on door)
Alota vagina from the Ghetto Pyshic Network, open tha door.

Man:
Alota vagina that bitch from....

Alota:
That's right it's me now open tha door were here to get your testimonial.
(Door opens)

Man:
Hey is this shit on Tv?

Alota:
Tell us how the Ghetto Pyshic Network has worked for you?

Man:
Well my Pysic Network told me I was going to have some time off from my job (croud: oohhhh) but then I seen my girlfriend in Mcdonald's with this other mutherfucker so I had to smoke both of they asses, so you see I am going to have time off, 25 years off (croud: awww) Pyshic Network you was right again.

Alota:
Now need I say more, our Ghetto hotline is open for all calls, call 1-800-haul ass I said 1-800-haul ass, call now and get the first 15 minutes for free mutherfuckers!





Redman:
This message was sponsered and brought to you by mutherfuckers who smoke a lot of weed and will smack the shit out of you incorporated.

Overall Meaning

The opening lines of Redman's song G.P.N depict a situation where a group of psychics have come together to demonstrate their powers. The Ghetto Pyshic Network (G.P.N), headed by Alota Vagina, travels around the world, knocking on doors and showing what their experts have done for people's lives. They are in Brick City, and Alota introduces herself amidst the screams of the people inside the house. The pyshic is contacted to give a reading to the hosts, and she tells them that she is seeing them with two men at once, and in a group sex situation. Suddenly there is a knock on the door, and two men walk in, and they are the men who the psychic had predicted in the vision.


The next portion of the song depicts another pyshic reading with a man who has recently lost his job. The psychic predicts that he will have some time off from work. However, soon afterward, the man sees his girlfriend with another man, and he kills them both. He thanks the psychic for being right again. The song then ends with a message sponsored by the people who smoke a lot of weed and will smack people.


Overall, the song seems to be a parody of psychic readings and their supposed accuracy. The situations portrayed in the song are outrageous and absurd, and Redman seems to be poking fun at the idea of psychics being able to predict specific details about someone's future.


Line by Line Meaning

This is G. P. N the Ghetto Pyshic Network, I'm your host alota vagina
Introducing Ghetto Psychic Network, hosted by Alota Vagina


Who?
Lady is confused about the host's name


Alota vagina, Ho!
Host introduces herself with a profane nickname


Now our Pyshic's have traveled tha world demonstrating there amazing pyshic powers. Tonight were in tha world famous Brick City, knocking on motherfucking doors showing what our experts have done for niggas lives.
The Psychic Network has traveled the world demonstrating its abilities. Tonight they are in Brick City, showcasing their experts' services by knocking on people's doors


Aight ya'll right now were in? Brandon Court? And ummm were creeping up on one of our satisfied viewers, lets see what she's got to say
They have now arrived in Brandon Court and are approaching a satisfied viewer


(knocks on door)(door squeaks open)
Alota knocks on the door and it opens


Alota: Girl it's the Ghetto Pyshic Network!
Alota introduces the Psychic Network to the girl


Girl:(Screams)Alota vagina!
The girl recognizes the host and screams her nickname


Alota: Hey girl, tell us what your personal pyshic has revealed to ya!
Alota asks the girl to share her experience with the Psychic reader


Girl: Well girl let me tell you what my G. P. N pyshic had done for me he told me that I was gon' be trippin on two niggas and suckin two dicks at the same time and here they are Pop and Trev say hi mutherfuckers.
The girl shares the 'prediction' that she will be intimate with two guys, who are then introduced as Pop and Trev


Pop and Trev: Oh shit what up Yeah what up (laughs)
Pop and Trev greet the viewers and laugh


Alota: See, whew, look what the Pyshic Network has done for this bitch live. Now lets go knock on the door of our next satisfied customer.
Alota highlights the success of the Psychic Network's reading and moves on to the next customer


(Knocks on door) Alota vagina from the Ghetto Pyshic Network, open tha door.
Alota introduces herself to the next customer and requests entry


Man: Alota vagina that bitch from....
The man recognizes Alota and is about to say something


Alota: That's right it's me now open tha door were here to get your testimonial.(Door opens)
Alota reminds the man of her identity and enters to receive his testimonial


Man: Hey is this shit on Tv?
The man inquires if the event is on TV


Alota: Tell us how the Ghetto Pyshic Network has worked for you?
Alota asks the man about his experience with the Psychic Network


Man: Well my Pysic Network told me I was going to have some time off from my job (croud: oohhhh) but then I seen my girlfriend in Mcdonald's with this other mutherfucker so I had to smoke both of they asses, so you see I am going to have time off, 25 years off (croud: awww) Pyshic Network you was right again.
The man talks about how the Psychic Network helped him discover his girlfriend's infidelity and how he took violent action. He reiterates the accuracy of the network's prediction


Alota: Now need I say more, our Ghetto hotline is open for all calls, call 1-800-haul ass I said 1-800-haul ass, call now and get the first 15 minutes for free mutherfuckers!
Alota advertises the Psychic Network's hotline with a special offer


Redman: This message was sponsered and brought to you by mutherfuckers who smoke a lot of weed and will smack the shit out of you incorporated.
Redman delivers a sponsored message by a group that smokes weed and is violent




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