A Matlow Told Me
Salty Dick Lyrics
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And I've no reason to think he lied.
He knew a whore with a cunt so wide
That she could never be satisfied.
So he built a bloody great wheel
Two balls of brass and a prick of steel.
The balls of brass were filled with cream
Round and round went the bloody great wheel,
In and out went the prick of steel,
Until at last this whore she cried,
"Enough, enough, I'm satisfied!"
Now we come to the sorry bit
For there was no way of stopping it.
She was split from cunt to tit,
And the whole fucking issue was covered in shit.
The lyrics to Salty Dick's song "A Matlow Told Me" tell a rather graphic and explicit tale about a woman who is seemingly insatiable when it comes to sexual pleasure. The song is narrated from the perspective of a man who claims to have heard the story from a man named Matlow before he passed away. Matlow apparently knew a woman who was a prostitute and had a vagina so large that no man could satisfy her.
In order to rectify this, Matlow constructed a large and complex machine that involved a wheel, two "balls of brass" filled with cream, and a "prick of steel" that was powered by steam. The woman would sit in the wheel, and the "prick of steel" would go in and out of her while the wheel spun around. According to the song, this went on until the woman was finally satisfied.
However, the story takes a horrific turn when the machine apparently becomes uncontrollable and the woman is split "from cunt to tit" and covered in feces. The singer of the song seems to find humor in the situation, despite its gruesome nature.
Overall, the lyrics to "A Matlow Told Me" are a disturbing and graphic representation of sexual excess gone horribly wrong. The song uses vivid imagery and crude language to illustrate the narrative, and the darkly comic tone only serves to accentuate the shocking content of the lyrics.
Line by Line Meaning
A matlow told me before he died
I was told a story by an old sailor named Matlow before he passed away.
And I've no reason to think he lied.
I believe the story told to me by Matlow was truthful.
He knew a whore with a cunt so wide
Matlow knew of a promiscuous woman with an extremely large vaginal opening.
That she could never be satisfied.
This woman was insatiable and could not be pleased sexually.
So he built a bloody great wheel
To solve this problem, a large contraption was constructed.
Two balls of brass and a prick of steel.
This device consisted of two brass balls and a steel rod.
The balls of brass were filled with cream
The brass balls were filled with a creamy substance.
And the whole fucking issue was driven by steam.
The machine was powered by steam and used to satisfy the woman's sexual desires.
Round and round went the bloody great wheel,
The wheel rotated continuously, providing pleasure to the woman.
In and out went the prick of steel,
The steel rod would move in and out of the woman's large vaginal opening.
Until at last this whore she cried,
Eventually, the woman reached sexual satisfaction and exclaimed.
"Enough, enough, I'm satisfied!"
"Stop! I am satisfied and can take no more!"
Now we come to the sorry bit
Sadly, the situation took a turn for the worse.
For there was no way of stopping it.
After achieving satisfaction, the machine could not be turned off.
She was split from cunt to tit,
The woman's body was ripped apart from her vaginal opening up to her breasts.
And the whole fucking issue was covered in shit.
The entire device was covered in fecal matter due to the horrific accident.
Contributed by Oliver R. Suggest a correction in the comments below.