Priest and Nuns
Salty Dick Lyrics
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Ho ho ho,
He'd go to France without delay.
Halla-ralla-ray, halla-ralla-rah.
He'd go to France without delay.
Halla-ralla-ray ho ho!
And when the father came to France
'Twas seven sick nuns he found by chance
Halla-ralla-ray etc.
He saw these nuns in the convent yard
All lying down on benches hard.
To one he said, "What can I do?
I'm priest as well as doctor, too."
The sick nun made a quick reply,
"Oh treat me, Father, ere I die."
He took in hand his mighty prick
And he fucked that nun so very quick.
The others ran that they might see,
And they asked the priest what could it be.
"A medicine stick in my hand I hold
To cure all sick nuns in my fold"
Another nun who lay close by
Cried, "Father, none so sick as I!"
He fucked each nun with all his might
And said he'd come another night.
Their pleasure gone they looked in vain
For the priest who carried the medicine cane.
The song "Priest and Nuns" by Salty Dick tells a story about a priest from Austria who travels to France and encounters a group of sick nuns. The priest claims to be both a priest and a doctor and offers to treat the nuns. However, instead of administering traditional medical treatment, he uses his "mighty prick" to have sex with each of the nuns. The other nuns watch and ask the priest what he is doing, to which he responds that he is using a "medicine stick" to cure them. The priest promises to return and provide more treatment with his "medicine cane," but ultimately leaves the nuns disappointed and without any real medical help.
At first glance, the lyrics of this song are shockingly vulgar and offensive. However, upon closer inspection, the song can be seen as a critique of the hypocrisy and abuse of power within religious institutions. The priest in the song represents those in positions of power who abuse their authority and use it to exploit the vulnerable. The sick nuns, meanwhile, represent those who are in need of help and seek out those in power, only to be taken advantage of.
The song also has a satirical element to it, with the priest's supposed "medicine stick" and "medicine cane" serving as thinly veiled euphemisms for his sexual organs. The humor in the song comes from the absurdity of the priest's behavior and the nuns' gullibility in believing his claims of offering medical treatment.
Overall, the song "Priest and Nuns" may be offensive to some, but it serves as a commentary on the abuses of power within religious institutions and the dangers of blindly trusting those in positions of authority.
Line by Line Meaning
A priest in Austria thought one day
Ho ho ho,
He'd go to France without delay.
Halla-ralla-ray, halla-ralla-rah.
He'd go to France without delay.
Halla-ralla-ray ho ho!
One day, a priest from Austria decided to go to France without any delay, with utmost enthusiasm and excitement.
And when the father came to France
Ho ho etc.
'Twas seven sick nuns he found by chance
Halla-ralla-ray etc.
Upon reaching France, the father stumbled upon seven ailing nuns by sheer coincidence.
He saw these nuns in the convent yard
All lying down on benches hard.
The nuns were lying on hard benches in the convent courtyard when the father saw them.
To one he said, "What can I do?
I'm priest as well as doctor, too."
The father asked one of the nuns what he could do to help as he was both a priest and a doctor.
The sick nun made a quick reply,
"Oh treat me, Father, ere I die."
One of the nuns, who was severely ill, promptly requested the father to treat her before she breathed her last.
He took in hand his mighty prick
And he fucked that nun so very quick.
The father, instead of administering medical treatment, used his manhood to quickly have sexual intercourse with the sick nun.
The others ran that they might see,
And they asked the priest what could it be.
The other nuns who witnessed this incident, came running to see and asked the father what he was doing.
"A medicine stick in my hand I hold
To cure all sick nuns in my fold"
In an effort to conceal his vile act, the father lied by saying that he held a medicine stick that could cure all sick nuns.
Another nun who lay close by
Cried, "Father, none so sick as I!"
Another nun, who was in close proximity, exclaimed that she was more ill than the previous one and needed immediate attention.
He fucked each nun with all his might
And said he'd come another night.
The father, one after another, had sexual intercourse with every nun present there with full vigour, and promised to come back another time.
Their pleasure gone they looked in vain
For the priest who carried the medicine cane.
Once the father left, the nuns were devoid of any pleasure and futilely searched for the priest who claimed he had the medicine cane.
Contributed by Henry F. Suggest a correction in the comments below.