Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
South Park Lyrics


We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo!
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him between your festive buns.
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
'Cause he's a piece of poo.

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish-brown, (mmm, mmm)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve, he might come to your town.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo!
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr Hankey too!

Cartman:
Well, Kyle, where is he?

Kyle:
He's comin'.

Stan:
C'mon dude, push!

Kyle:
I'm trying!

Cartman:
Oh, wait, wait I can see his head!

Kyle:
HERE HE COMES!!

Mr. Hankey:
HOWDY HO!
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons greetings to all of you
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now - before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho, yum, yum, yum
Christmas time has come!

Sometimes he's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he's practically water
Sometime he hangs off the end of your ass and won't fall in the toilet
'cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off and so you
Shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
And finally it does...

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo!
When Christmas leaves, he must leave too
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit lingers on....

Howdy ho!





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MC CoolGuy

[lyrics]
(Mailman)
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday


Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
'Cause he's a piece of poo


Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown (Mmhmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)

(Mr Hankey)
Howdy ho
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!


Sometimes he's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And won't fall in the toilet
Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he won't drop off... and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet
And finally it dooooeees


Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on
Howdy Ho!



[Thanks Genius for the lyrics]



Alejandro E.L.

One of the best SP songs!! 🤣😂🤣😂

We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)
Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
Stan: Come on dude, push!
Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
Kyle: Here he comes!
[POP!]
Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!
Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.
Howdy Ho!



🦃 Gabriel The Deer Hunter 2023 🦃

We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
'Cause he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)
Well Kyle where is he?
Ehh . He's coming!
Come on dude, push!
Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Wait, wait I can see his head!
Here he comes!
Howdy Ho!
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!
Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off . and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.
Howdy Ho!



All comments from YouTube:

B Miller

Just let my kids listen. They almost wet their pants laughing

andyboy4444

Same here. They freakin loved it

Camii • ֊ •

It's an adult show you know?

arwen

@Camii • ֊ • and? if they're only showing this ep what does it matter?

tiggy WILLIAMS

@Camii • ֊ • and you're a karen lol

Camii • ֊ •

@arwen they will want to see more, and it's not good to show kids all the eps, south park is an adult show. Maybe not this song but it still is. And they say ass an all that...

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Jamie F

Waaaayyyy back when, when this was new on Comedy Central and my Mom was still alive and kickin', we laughed so hard at this. She loved it, and I still do. Peace all and best wishes for you and yours.

Ben Danino

Thank you

Mallory Fallon

I’m sorry for your loss 💗💗

Taryn Silva

Hi

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