Little Blue Riding Hood
Stan Freberg Lyrics

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@KingFunkin

What a blast from the past. My dad had a cassette with this & a bunch of others like the banana boat song & a few others. It's been years since I heard this but I know all the words.

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@Toccataind565

I remember hearing this on the Dr. Demento show top 10 on KLOS here in L.A. in the mid-80's. Such a classic!🤣

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@callan3776

The Great Stan Freberg what more need be said.

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@AngelaTopping

I used to have this record. How fab to be able to hear it again.

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@AngelaTopping

I've often thought about it, used to listen to it a lot in the privacy of my teenage bedroom.

@royandjacqueline1294

A commenter who is enjoying George and the Dragon recommended this to us. So I thought that I would check it out. More great fun.
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@rickd248

My father bought this when It first came out.  I think I was about 4yrs.  The very first time I heard it, it scared the crap out of me because I thought they were coming to arrest my "grandma".  She was such a cranky old bag I was disappointed when they didn't come for her.  Thank You so much for playing this!!!

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@Doug-ip4up

About 30 years ago, I had part of this as the greeting on my answering machine. Nearly everyone was laughing when they left their messages.

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@STP43FAN1

These sketches are appreciable even more if one “gets” Dragnet and cop dramas in general. I looked up dumdum shells and despite the innocuous name they’re gruesome bullets. A variation of dumdum shells is hollow point bullets; in the movie MAGNUM FORCE the use of hollow point bullets to beat ballistics tracing is a crucial plot point

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@anthonygort8789

I Love these old recordings - have never heard this one before Brilliant - thanks for sharing

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@anthonygort8789

You too Lloyd - all the Best ;)

@TheJohnnyBE

My dad was not the Coolest Dad, but he knew funny. And he knew we watched Dragnet. Yes, we too wore out this 45. Both sides. Thanks Dad.

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@joeoconnor5400

Thank you & RIP Ed Doolan for playing this on your BBC Radio WM Sunday show. I couldn't stop laughing!

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@dougmontgomery1868

"In it, what I suspected all along. Goodies." I split a gut laughing at this! :D

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@jittmet7766

My favourite line!!

@STP43FAN1

Goodies could almost pass as a euphemism for narcotics

@dougmontgomery1868

To Michael Daley: Well, I guess you hear what you want to hear. I think Freberg aimed for good solid laughs, not "knowing snickers."🙄

@flagwanker6346

So, so current

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@Mr22thou

Haven't heard this in years. I assume this was the flip-side to "St.George and the Dragonette?" Both brilliant! Gonna have to find me some Stan Freberg old time radio shows on this rainy afternoon.

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@dougauzene8389

Back When Creativity, Comedy...& Music Mattered...

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@dougauzene8389

@@VinylOldiesJukebox My Pleasure...Likewise & Will Do! THANK YOU For Posting This! Be Well...

@plainjayne1981

In the UK we did not have Dragnet. I love the contents of her basket!!!

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@gonzogranny

I forgot that June Foray was in this. God she's talented.

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@muppetlover16

Is it me or does June Foray sound like Fran Brill (if you're a muppet fan you'd know what I'm talking about) RIP Stan Freberg and Daws Butler

@danvanlandingham3854

She died last year around her 100th birthday.

@nbuehster

@@danvanlandingham3854 Oh, snap! If she had only made it another 44 more days.

@nicholasmalone5943

@@muppetlover16 Yes! June foray does sound like Fran brill!

@stuartofblyth

"... operating a goodies ring ..." Brilliant.

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@MisterKleenhead

I put up the animated "St George And The Dragonet" - this I'd not heard before - cool - particularly liked the door ring at Grandma's house!

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@gretchenfeist4520

I have this 78! I played it recently for a friend and they thought it was very funny

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@NatashaY94

Brilliant spoof of Dragnet. It reminds me of Rocky and Bullwinkle's "Fractured Fairy Tales" segment. In fact, I think some of the same voice artists may have been involved.

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They might have used some of the same artists as on this record. Thanks for listening.

@markschildberg1667

NatashaY94 Indeed you're right. June Foray and Daws Butler both appeared on this record and in Jay Ward's cartoons, including Fractured Fairy Tales.

@theeasybeats5913

The Bullwinkle segment was Tom, Tom The Pipers son and Friday investigates the pig in the bag

@echoecho3108

By the way, June Foray is the voice of our favorite flying squirrel.

@chrisl5098

sounds so much different without the crackles and pops of the vynal. my what a beautiful .38 police special you have pointed at me! classic

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@bobdekruiff491

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@echoecho3108

I miss the crackles and pops.
And the snaps, too!
(Sorry. I'll let myself out.)

@alaskagal4958

God bless Stan Freberg:  he was ahead of his time, and never failed to make me laugh whilst listening to my parents comedy records.
Little Blue Riding Hood: "But, Grandma, what a big subpeona you have in your pocket."
Wednesday:  "All the better to serve you with."

@davidlafleche1142

Alaskagal49
Blue: Humph!  A cop.  I should have known.
Cop: Known what, ma'am?
Blue: You look nothing like my Grandma.  You forgot about the mustache.
Cop: But I don't have a mustache.
Blue: I know...but Grandma does.

@stevematz7354

My dad use to put this record on some of his Jukebox locations. It was very popular as a Spoof of Little Red Riding Hood Story. Stan Freberg was great at doing knock off's of Popular Kid's Tales with the Dragnet Theme behind it. The B side of this 45 was ST. George and the Dragonet which some think was better than this Spoof....

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Thanks Steve for listening and I like both sides equally well on this novelty-comedy 78 record.

@larrygoulet1409

steve matz Steve - Had completely forgotten about about the "B" side. And although I disagree as to it being the better track, it still was hilarious. Thanks for jogging my memory!

@garyharrall4002

I love dragnet. Radio show and tv show. But this is hilarious

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Thanks for checking out this vintage novel 78 recording...Friends, Lloyd.

@alaskagal4958

RIP Stan Freberg:  "This is the woods.  My name is Wednesday, I work out of homicide.  Monday, February the second, 10:22 am:  I bumped into Chicken Licken; told me the sky was fallin'.  I booked her on a 614. Turned her over to the psychiatrist. Then, a call came in on a 503.  When I was on my way to the 503, a 618 came in; I added up the 614,  the 503 and the 618, got 1,735.  I handed in my paper to the Chief, he corrected it, gave me 100%, patted me on the head, told me I was a good cop."

@glennso47

G K Chesterton wrote a book called "The Man Who Was Thursday"  Wonder if he was related to Wednesday?

@cliffwheeler7357

Why do you feel the need to write the dialogue? Totally pointless.

@baylinkdashyt

@@cliffwheeler7357 it actually sharply increases the odds of people who are searching YouTube - or even Google - knowing only the dialogue, of finding the video.

@echoecho3108

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It's also helpful, in case some of us miss some of the dialogue or narration, or think we heard something else.

@rockislandred

RIP June Foray.....

@coolmovieman1

Just the facts I just played a hunch some a hunch pays off some it doesn't just played a hunch lol Classic Stan Freberg

@CharlieSaccodance

The sky fell on me this morning! 😂

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@glennso47

Gotta watch those guided missiles from North Korea though. If they hit you, they could leave a mark!

@nbuehster

@@glennso47 "THE SKY IS FALLING!! THE SKY IS..." gets hit by a missile

@patriciaobrien7701

Nothing suspicious here 😆 He's so cool as well...

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@janemariehoward

Back in the days when comedians were original, funny and not crude.

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@jubalcalif9100

Well said and well put ! The great comics of yesteryear knew that one didn't need vulgar humor or profanity to be funny.

@bcbock

You didn’t hear the subpoena joke? That was pretty blue.

@robertellis4938

Absolutely. RIP Stan, Daws, and June.

@royandjacqueline1294

Amen💞
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@davidatovar

"Patted me on the head, "Said I was a good cop".

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@VinylOldiesJukebox

@DJDrugless Thank you for checking out this 78 record, it is rather novel!...Friends, Lloyd.

@waltinseattle

stuff like stan....saved a generation from mediocraty

@theeasybeats5913

Believe it or not I remember this, my dad had it. Rocky and Bullwinkle did something similar

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@ZakWolf

Yep, the Bullwinkle's Corner segment on "Tom, Tom, the Piper's Son!"
"Youmakingfunofthewaywetalk?"
"No, but it's catchin'!"

@STP43FAN1

Nowadays Blue would also have a stethoscope (for safe cracking) and a folding stock AR15 snub barrel with 40-round mags

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@westlock

They had a hard time recording this, since the Dragnet musicians kept breaking out into laughter.

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@0515stan

That was true for all of the "Dragnet" spoofs. Even Jack Webb thought that the spoofs were terrific.

@davidwesley2525

Since the musicians couldn't stop Laughing that must be a very funny song.
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@WRRHalum

RIP June Foray

@eddieboggs8306

Was this as big of a hit as St George and the Dragonnet?

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@eddieboggs8306

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You're welcome

@echoecho3108

I don't know if Little Blue Riding Hood was as big a hit as St. George and the Dragonet, but our local radio stations played the heck outta both routines, much to our delight.

@josephloehr9617

"What are you trying to say? I got somethin' in the basket I shouldn't have?"😆😆😆😆😆

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@plainjayne1981

I love the contents of her basket, it usually makes me laugh.  Karen

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Thanks Karen for listening to this novelty record by Stan Freberg.

@glennso47

Nothing suspicious there

@chaconoid

top 10 dr. demento classic. thanks

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@okrajoe

Only the color has been changed...

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@gregoryfreeman9073

Patted me on the head and told me I was a good cop

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@testicularoxide5055

Remember this from a Dr. Demento a million years ago...😝

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@robotnik77

Classic.

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@TheWizardofRandR

Stan Freeberg was so far out , I even remember when he did I think it was Chung King Chinese Food commercials ! 

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Thanks for checking out this novelty 78 record by Stan Freberg.

@TheWizardofRandR

VinylOldiesJukebox`You are most welcome , he was a great comic mind !

@GrizzledGeezer

Freberg used Jesse White in several Chun King commercials.

@kevinwillems8720

How did I not get that The name change was making fun of Mccarthy

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@bennyjazzful

WOW WOW WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From a mad keen 76yo Aussie fan.
GOD--What has happened to USA humor,since this???????

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@echoecho3108

Alas, dear friend, some of us Yanks wonder the same thing.

@palmar275

wowwwww

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@coryallen6980

I think they sell that doorbell at Lowes.

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@pghTC420

. . Happy Holloween !!!?

@RandKin

Nine people had the sky fall on them.

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@MichaelHansenFUN

WHERE IS THE SURFACE NOISE?

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It is in almost mint condition and very clean for a 78 record. Thanks Michael for checking it out and have an awesome week from Lloyd :)

@sunrecords56

When Police work was actually a job to be proud of instead being spat upon

@GrizzledGeezer

If police are being spat on, whose fault is it?

@dougmontgomery1868

Ask H. L. Mencken and Norman Lear.

@davidlafleche1142

@@dougmontgomery1868 Norman Lear was a jerk who believed that Freedom of Speech should only be applied to Radical Leftists like himself.

@CharlieSaccodance

Who knew riding hood was a new yorker

@nbuehster

This is Blue Riding Hood. She's a New Yorker. I don't know where Red Riding Hood is from.

@lenb7275

She sounds likr granny in the tweety cartoons!

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@echoecho3108

That's because she 'is' Tweety's Dwanny (Granny).
June Foray had a long career as a voice actress, in radio shows, advertisements, cartoons, records, even talking toys.
I've long been a fan of this lovely lady. Sadly, we lost her in 2017, just before her 100th birthday.
I remember her from old radio shows, records, and commercials, and as the voice of Witch Hazel (for Disney, and for Warner Bros.), Granny, Rocky the Flying Squirrel, Natasha Fatale, Nell (Dudley Doright's girlfriend), Ursula (George of the Jungle's girlfriend), Cindy Lou Who (the little Who girl who asks the Grinch, dressed as Santa, why he is taking their Christmas tree), Knothead and Splinter (Woody Woodpecker's nephew and niece), Chatty Cathy (Mattel's talking doll), Talky Tina (the evil doll in Twilight Zone episode 'Living Doll'), the Grandmother in 'Mulan', Magica (DuckTales). You can also hear Miss Foray in video games and tv show voiceovers.
RIP, gentle Soul, and thank you for the magic and memories.

@earlefrost5512

Box of dumdum shells.... nothing suspicious here. LOLOLOL incredible. ... What a big sopena you have in your pocket....please.. somebody hold me tight before i fall off my chair.

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@Videosonyourwebsite

June Foray is the female voices

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@akeeperofoddknowledge4956

to think that our society was so innocent....

@BobWarnerBarn

@thomaslauffenberger5795

No, you played the file; HE played the hunch. Didn't Lon Chaney play the Hunch? (Back of Notre Dame?) Quasimodo as Touchdown Jesus!

@spy4863

I thought Tom Hulce played The Hunch! You know-The Disney Hunch? In ‘85 he played The Mozart too!

@David-yw2lv

Not the St.George parody,still funny.I once came up with my own version of Little Red Riding Hood,a McCarthyistic version where she was a Communist spy,& the wolf turnther in I should have written it down.

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