Fat Girl
Steel Panther Lyrics

I saw her drinking beer
I spotted her at the bar, drinking beer

Eatin' peanuts by the bar
She was snacking on peanuts at the bar

I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car
I was in a desperate state and noticed she had a car, hence I approached her

She said her name was Debbie
She introduced herself as Debbie

She was a friend Jenny Creggs
She claimed to be friends with Jenny Creggs

She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs
She had very large breasts and her breath had a foul odor

I know your hungry
I can see hunger in your eyes

I can see it in your eyes
Your eyes give away your hunger

Cause your looking at me like I'm a side of fries
You're looking at me as if I'm food

I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
I want to take you to my place even though you're plump

And squirt my baby gravy all over your face yeaaahh!!!
I want to ejaculate on your face

Thar she blows
An exclamation to indicate the sighting of something, in this case, the subject of the song

She everything I wanted and more
She is everything I desire and much more

She can't fit through the door
She is too large to get through the door

I want to prove to you my feelings are for real
I want to prove that my feelings are genuine to you

So I'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah
I plan on buying you many happy meals

I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
I promise that I won't ridicule your body if you allow me in

I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin yeaaahhh
I want to have sexual relations with you, focusing on your double chin

Is riding my jock again
She is having sexual intercourse with me again

Is snacking on my cock againnnnn (ouch don't bite)
She is performing oral sex on me again

My friends keep telling me I must be going blind
My friends say that I'm losing my mind

Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind yeeahhh
You have cellulite all over your buttocks

Even though some people point and laugh at us
Despite being ridiculed by others

You can kick their ass cause your bigger than a busssss
You can stand up to them because you're larger than them

Put my hotdog into your heart
I want to have sexual intercourse with you

Your really really tons of fat
You're hugely fat

Your my fat fat girl
You're my chubby girlfriend

You know I really love you
You know I really care for you

Your a cow
You're overweight like a cow

I can't live without you
I cannot imagine life without you

Come here baby where you going
Come over here, baby, where are you going?

Your a cow
You're overweight like a cow

Come here baby hey
Come here, baby, hey!

I love you
I care for you

I can't live without you
I cannot imagine life without you

Come here
Come closer