Mr. Five By Five
The Andrews Sisters Lyrics


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Well twirl my turban, man alive
Here comes Mister Five by Five
He's one of those big, fat, bouncin' boys
Solid avoir dupois

Mister Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He don't measure no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side

Mister Five by Five
Got fifteen chins and a line of jive
He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat
He be Mister Five by Five

That man can really jump it for a fat man
The only trouble is there's no way of knowin'
Whether he's comin' or goin'

Mister Five by Five
He's slightly plump on the solid side
He don't shake it no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side

Mister Five, Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
Slightly plump and he can jump
'Cause he's a mellow old fat and a real hep cat

Mister Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He doesn't measure no more from his head to his toe
Than he do from side to side

Mister Five by Five-feet-five
He's slightly plump on the solid side
He doesn't measure no more from head to toe
Than'll he do from side to side





Mister Five, Mister Five, Mister Five
He be just little Mister Five by Five

Overall Meaning

The Andrews Sisters' song "Mr. Five By Five" is a jazzy nod to a man who is five feet tall and five feet wide (hence "Five by Five"). The songwriters describe him as a "big, fat, bouncin' boy" with "solid avoir du pois," or "solid weight," referencing his plump but muscular build. Despite his size, the songwriters make it clear that Mr. Five by Five is a hep cat who can "really jump it for a fat man." However, they also joke that sometimes it's hard to tell whether he's "coming or going."


The song is a fun and playful celebration of body positivity, emphasizing that it's possible to be large and in charge while still being cool and stylish. Mr. Five by Five embodies this spirit, with his fifteen chins and "real hep fat" demeanor. Ultimately, he's just "little Mister Five by Five" and that's enough.


Line by Line Meaning

Well twirl my turban, man alive
Expressing surprise at the sight of Mister Five by Five


Here comes Mister Five by Five
Drawing attention to Mister Five by Five's arrival


He's one of those big, fat, bouncin' boys
Describing Mister Five by Five's physical attributes


Solid avoir dupois
Commenting on Mister Five by Five's weight


He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
Stating Mister Five by Five's height and width


He don't measure no more from head to toe
Mister Five by Five's girth is consistent throughout his body


Than he do from side to side
His width is equal to his height


Got fifteen chins and a line of jive
Further describing Mister Five by Five's physical appearance and personality


He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat
Describing Mister Five by Five's demeanor and hipness


That man can really jump it for a fat man
Surprised at Mister Five by Five's agility despite his weight


The only trouble is there's no way of knowin'
Mister Five by Five's movements are unpredictable


Whether he's comin' or goin'
It's unclear which direction Mister Five by Five is moving in


He's slightly plump on the solid side
Further describing Mister Five by Five's body type


Slightly plump and he can jump
Reiterating Mister Five by Five's physical abilities despite his weight


He be just little Mister Five by Five
Referencing Mister Five by Five's nickname




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: DON RAYE, GENE DE PAUL

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Comments from YouTube:

@solentbum

About 35 years ago , on impulse, I bought a Cassette tape of the Andrew Sisters to play on holiday trip in Scotland. After visiting the Site of the Battle of Bannockburn, and as we got into our car and opening the windows because of the heat, Mr Five by Five walked past just as this song came,, very loudly out of the speakers . It was difficult to contain our laughter.
The song still reminds me of that day.

@michaelleblanc7283

'Mr 5x5' was also the name of a B-17 shot down just N of Paris on 14 July 1943 - Target Le Bourget. The name was chosen because it applied to the pilot's physical attributes.Six of the crew managed to evade and four were made pows.

@hermconfirm7368

Interesting, what do you mean by ''Physical attributes'' though?

@themoveslist8279

@@hermconfirm7368 He probably had 15 chins, and maybe (just maybe) a line of jive.

@californiabrotherhood8114

Fallout 76 brought me here

@lovebug6822

Heard this song on the movie "Gangster Squad".

@genemorrison3100

Bro, I came from a movie called "FattyBlunt", ever heard of it?

@jaredquaglieri3731

This song was actually written about Kingpin in Into the Spiderverse

@galahad7494

inb4 fallout 76

@supercool1312

QuantumBlazar fallout 76 loves the andrew sisters, and tbh so do i

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