Mr. Webster
The Monkees Lyrics


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Ev'ryone in town knew Mr. Webster;
He worked at the bank for forty years.
And each week Mr. Frizby made his check out
For sixty-eight dollars clear.

And through the years he thwarted twenty-seven robberies
And each time Frizby promised him a raise.
They gave a retirement party for Mr. Webster
Everyone from the bank was there.
They had a cake and flowers ordered special
And Frizby had a speech prepared.

And a little white box that held a watch with this inscription
"To Mr. Webster, with regards."

Then came the telegram from Mr. Webster
Said, "Sorry...stop...Cannot attend..
I've flown away and taken all your money
Wish you were here to help me spend."





And one by one all the people left the party
And Mr. Frizby locked the door.

Overall Meaning

The Monkees's song Mr. Webster is a darkly humorous commentary on the corruption and greed of American society. The lyrics describe the life of Mr. Webster, a long-time employee of a bank, who is celebrated for his loyalty and bravery in thwarting multiple bank robberies. Despite his heroic deeds, Mr. Webster is paid meagerly and promised only small raises by his boss, Mr. Frizby. Eventually, the bank throws a retirement party for Mr. Webster, which includes a watch as a gift. However, Mr. Webster never shows up to the party, and instead sends a telegram announcing that he has stolen all the bank's money and fled.


The song's lyrics are a biting critique of the greed of American capitalism, which values profit over the welfare of employees. Mr. Webster is a tragic figure who, despite his loyalty and bravery, is underpaid and undervalued by his employer. The fact that he steals the bank's money in the end is a reflection of the desperation and inequality that many Americans face in their daily lives.


Line by Line Meaning

Ev'ryone in town knew Mr. Webster;
Mr. Webster was a prominent figure in town and well-known by all.


He worked at the bank for forty years.
Mr. Webster spent his entire career working at the bank.


And each week Mr. Frizby made his check out For sixty-eight dollars clear.
Mr. Frizby paid Mr. Webster a weekly salary of $68, without any deductions.


And through the years he thwarted twenty-seven robberies And each time Frizby promised him a raise.
Mr. Webster prevented 27 robberies from taking place at the bank, and Mr. Frizby promised to give him a raise each time.


They gave a retirement party for Mr. Webster Everyone from the bank was there.
The bank organized a retirement party for Mr. Webster, which was attended by everyone who worked there.


They had a cake and flowers ordered special And Frizby had a speech prepared.
There were special arrangements made for the occasion, such as a cake and floral decorations, and Mr. Frizby had a speech ready to deliver.


And a little white box that held a watch with this inscription "To Mr. Webster, with regards."
As a retirement gift, Mr. Webster was given a watch in a small white box, which had an inscription that read, "To Mr. Webster, with regards."


Then came the telegram from Mr. Webster Said, "Sorry...stop...Cannot attend.. I've flown away and taken all your money Wish you were here to help me spend."
Soon after the party, a telegram was received from Mr. Webster stating that he had left and taken all the bank's money with him, expressing his regret that the others weren't there to enjoy it with him.


And one by one all the people left the party And Mr. Frizby locked the door.
After hearing the shocking news, the people left the party one by one, leaving Mr. Frizby to lock up the bank.




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: BOBBY HART, TOMMY BOYCE

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