Mr. Wonderful
The Residents Lyrics


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Life would be wonderful
Life would be wonderful

If I was a little taller
If I was not quite so old
If my raincoat had a collar
To help me keep away the cold
If my little mouse named Norman
Was still alive inside the sock
He used to keep himself so cozy
Inside his little cardboard box

If I had a nice location
To sit where people passing by
Looked like they were on vacation
And helped me buy some pecan pie

If I could afford a breakfast
Of bacon, toast and scrambled eggs
If I hadn't been so reckless
When I lost my other leg

If there was an open doorway
Where I could be warm and dry
And visit with some memories
I made once upon a time





Life would be wonderful

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of The Residents's song Mr. Wonderful express a desire for things to be different, better, or more convenient. The first two lines establish a hypothetical situation where life would be wonderful, followed by a list of specific things that would make it so. The singer wishes he were taller and younger. He also wishes his raincoat had a collar, so he wouldn't be cold, and that his pet mouse Norman was still alive. And, all he wants is a place to sit and people-watching to buy himself some pie. The singer misses his leg, but he is not solving the reasons he ended up in his current situation. Instead, he focuses on small things like breakfast and a memory doorway, demonstrating his ability to appreciate the basics of what life has to offer.


Overall, the song has a reflective and imaginative quality that seems to be questioning what truly brings happiness into a person's life. The lyrics show that perhaps the singer believes that material things and even health do not necessarily equate to happiness. Instead, it may be the simple pleasures and memories that we cherish in life that make it truly wonderful.


Line by Line Meaning

Life would be wonderful
The singer longs for their life to be wonderful


If I was a little taller
The singer wishes they were taller


If I was not quite so old
The singer wishes they were not so old


If my raincoat had a collar
The artist wishes their raincoat had a collar to better protect them from the cold


To help me keep away the cold
The artist wants to be warm and protected from the cold


If my little mouse named Norman
The singer reminisces about their mouse named Norman


Was still alive inside the sock
The singer wishes their mouse named Norman was still alive and living in the sock they used to stay in


He used to keep himself so cozy
The artist remembers how their mouse named Norman used to make themselves warm and comfortable


Inside his little cardboard box
The artist remembers how their mouse named Norman used to stay in a little cardboard box


If I had a nice location
The artist wishes they had a nice place to sit and watch people pass by


To sit where people passing by
The singer wants to sit and watch people pass by


Looked like they were on vacation
The artist imagines the people passing by look like they are on vacation, and the artist wishes they were on vacation too


And helped me buy some pecan pie
The singer wants people passing by to buy them some pecan pie


If I could afford a breakfast
The singer wishes they could afford a nice breakfast


Of bacon, toast and scrambled eggs
The singer imagines a nice breakfast of bacon, toast, and scrambled eggs


If I hadn't been so reckless
The artist regrets being reckless and wishes they had made better choices in life


When I lost my other leg
The artist lost a leg in the past and wishes they had been more careful to prevent it


If there was an open doorway
The singer wishes there was an open doorway where they could find shelter


Where I could be warm and dry
The singer wants to be warm and dry


And visit with some memories
The artist wants to reminisce about the past


I made once upon a time
The artist made some memories in the past that they want to remember




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