I Can Swing My Sword
Toby Turner Lyrics


Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my diamond sword, sword

You can not afford, 'ford
Ford, my diamond sword, sword
Even if you could, could
I have a patent!

No one else can make a sword
Exactly in this manner, manner
Welcome to my manor, manor
I ca ca ca canna canna

Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword
Whenever I get bored, bored
I can swing my sword, sword
I can swing my sword, sword!

Once I hit the floor boards
But I had it restored
And it was expensive
But it was a write off!

Swinging is my business
And by that I mean swinging swords
Please do not ignore
Do you like my sword?

Ha!

That was rhetorical
You know I am the oracle
I know you like my sword
It's made of freakin' diamonds

If you don't you're lying
But that would be fine
Because it is awesome
And you're probably jealous!

I can swing my sword, sword
'Cause I am the lord, lord

Lord of diamond swooooorrrrrddddssssah!
HA HA HA HA HA!

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Piglin

meanwhile in 2020



Diamond sword and Tobuscus were strolling in the minecraft plains until



Netherite: "Why hello there Tobuscus, mind if I take your precious sword"


Diamond sword: "Hah! You can try, i'm the strongest in the game"


Netherite: "Is that so? Then, show me your power"


Tobuscus: "Then you asked for it, Diamond sword, charge!"



Diamond sword charges at full might


but Netherite takes no damage at all!


Netherite: "Is that all you've got, well then, my turn


Diamond sword's mind: "Impossible! It should've cut right through him!"


Netherite grabs Diamond sword and goes through the portal, blocking it with obsidian


Tobuscus: "I will get you one day!"


Many years later, Tobuscus made an iron sword and enchanted it just to be as strong as a diamond one, he made his own nether portal with his diamond pickaxe and set off just to find Netherite ore turning into a Netherite sword


Netherite sword: "There is only Netherite, no Diamond sword"


Tobuscus: "W-what happened to you Diamond sword"


Netherite sword: "There is only Netherite, No Diamond sword"


Tobuscus: "I will save you, Diamond sword!"


Tobuscus talks while getting slashed at by Netherite Sword


"Listen Diamond..... I know you're in there, you've got to snap out of it! Think of all the fun times we had beating up zombies, stabbing creepers, you may not be the strongest ore in the game, but you'll always be my favorite, so snap out of it! I believe in you! You can do it!"



Netherite sword starts to shatter revealing the diamonds from the inside



Tobuscus: "It's working, I've just got to snap him out of it a bit more!"



Tobuscus: "Diamond Sword........ I've got one last thing to say..... Want to nae nae on some creepers?"



It worked! All of the Netherite shattered off Diamond sword!



Netherite: "Impossible, How!?"


Tobuscus: "Hey Netherite, i've got a question"


Netherite: "I am the strongest there could ever be!"


Tobuscus: "have you heard........"


Diamond sword: "Of a"

















Tobuscus and Diamond sword: "A SWORD WITH EVERY SINGLE ENCHANTMENT"



Diamond sword attack power Changed to 20!



Tobuscus charges at Netherite using an Elytra with fire works while holding Diamond sword And slices Netherite into tiny shreds!




Netherite: "Aghhhh, Impossible! I am the strongest or of them all, I.... AM- BOOM


Diamond sword: "Let's mine every single piece of debris and throw it in the void."


Tobuscus: "Yeah, maybe that is the best thing to do"




And they did exactly that





THE END



All comments from YouTube:

carmen

8 years later: still amazing

Mr. Gingerbread

Yes

Jayden Hall

ikr

Kristo forusRM

Yeah my childhood lol

FlameBlood

100 years later still amazing

Funtime Viper

💎 🔪

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Epicgamer123

Everybody talking about how this song is their childhood but I'm here like HE USED 3 DIAMONDS??

Hi Kids

0:15 that’s a stick and 3 diamonds

sahvin watches

@TheGamingGoblin true

TheGamingGoblin

I mean, he did say that nobody can make a sword the exact way he does.

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