Dog Treat
Tom Waits Lyrics


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Thanks, uh... You know uh, this is weird uh... Most of us have dogs, allright? (applause) I don't know if it's a local thing where I live, or if it's everywhere, and I'm checking it with you because uh, I don't get in the area that often and I'm just checking to see if... There's a new kind of a dog treat. And uh (where I live) and they're available in the pet store and for the longest time I just thought that it was some kind of a prank. Or uh... I wasn't really sure what it was, until I read the label on the back and it said "Bull Penis" (laughter). I was a little shocked! I know you can get just about ANYTHING in this world. You can get a whale's pancreas if you'd want one! I can get you one! (laughter) But com'on, a bull's penis! How busy they were their whole lives. And they throw it to a dog, like that, for a snack! (laughter) Now, are they available here in the Los Angeles area? They are, aren't they? Doesn't that make you a little weazy? Makes you wanna live a long time. And on the back, on the bottom it said: "100% natural"! I mean... that's the part that really got me. And it said: "A Real Meat Snack". There's just no dignity in that. Uh, anyway... The other thing is that they're 36 inches long! (laughter). They're so long they had to cut them into bite-size portions. And then they take two of them and braid them together. I know, I know! I never want it done. But uh... This is a song written for Gregory Peck for his dating my mom... That's a lie!




Overall Meaning

In Tom Waits's song "Dog Treat", he talks about a shocking new kind of dog treat that he discovered in a pet store. At first, he thought it was a prank or something strange until he read the label on the back which revealed that it was made of bull penis. He expresses his surprise and disbelief that something so unusual and seemingly inappropriate for a canine diet could be marketed as a snack. Waits emphasizes the fact that it claims to be 100% natural and a real meat snack, which strikes him as lacking in dignity. He then adds some humor to the situation by mentioning the length of the treats – 36 inches long – and how they have to be cut into smaller sizes and braided together.


However, beyond the surface-level absurdity of the song, there may be deeper themes that Waits is hinting at. For instance, he may be commenting on how humans often have strange and illogical relationships with animals, which can include treating them as beloved pets one moment and then feeding them parts of other animals the next. Moreover, the fact that the dog treats are marketed as natural and containing real meat may reflect a larger trend in our society toward emphasizing the naturalness of certain products, even if they are inherently weird or off-putting.


Overall, "Dog Treat" is a clever and entertaining song with some thought-provoking ideas beneath the surface.


Line by Line Meaning

Thanks, uh... You know uh, this is weird uh... Most of us have dogs, allright? (applause)
Tom Waits acknowledges the audience and mentions that most people own dogs, and he has something weird to discuss.


I don't know if it's a local thing where I live, or if it's everywhere, and I'm checking it with you because uh, I don't get in the area that often and I'm just checking to see if...
Tom Waits is unsure if what he is about to discuss is specific to his area, and is asking the audience to confirm this.


There's a new kind of a dog treat. And uh (where I live) and they're available in the pet store and for the longest time I just thought that it was some kind of a prank. Or uh... I wasn't really sure what it was, until I read the label on the back and it said "Bull Penis" (laughter). I was a little shocked!
Tom Waits talks about a new style of dog treats, which he initially thought was a prank, until he read the label and found out it was made of bull penis, which surprised him.


I know you can get just about ANYTHING in this world. You can get a whale's pancreas if you'd want one! I can get you one! (laughter) But com'on, a bull's penis! How busy they were their whole lives. And they throw it to a dog, like that, for a snack! (laughter)
Tom Waits expresses his disbelief that a bull's penis is used as a dog snack, and wonders why such an organ, which played an important role in the bull's life, is being fed to dogs.


Now, are they available here in the Los Angeles area? They are, aren't they? Doesn't that make you a little weazy? Makes you wanna live a long time. And on the back, on the bottom it said: "100% natural"! I mean... that's the part that really got me. And it said: "A Real Meat Snack". There's just no dignity in that. Uh, anyway...
Tom Waits asks if the bull penis treats are available in Los Angeles, and comments on how the label saying 100% natural and a real meat snack is unsettling to him.


The other thing is that they're 36 inches long! (laughter). They're so long they had to cut them into bite-size portions. And then they take two of them and braid them together. I know, I know! I never want it done. But uh...
Tom Waits reveals that the bull penis treats are 36 inches long and have to be cut into smaller portions, and even braided together. He admits that he's not interested in trying them.


This is a song written for Gregory Peck for his dating my mom... That's a lie!
Tom Waits jokes that the song is dedicated to Gregory Peck dating his mom, but admits that he's not serious.




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Comments from YouTube:

IndieMovie 4 Life

I like the way he says "whale's pancreas" and how he emphasizes "pancreas".

SwaggerLikeUz

That guy is hilarious and the music is great!

Tyler Vrooman

a real meat snack....

plop888

100% natural

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