Anything Goes
Tony Bennett With Count Basie And His Orchestra Lyrics
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And we've often rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
If today
Any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Plymouth Rock would land on them.
In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking.
But now, God knows,
Anything goes.
Good authors too who once knew better words
Now only use four-letter words
Writing prose.
Anything goes.
If driving fast cars you like,
If low bars you like,
If old hymns you like,
If bare limbs you like,
If Mae West you like,
Or me undressed you like,
Why, nobody will oppose.
When ev'ry night the set that's smart is in-
Truding in nudist parties in
Studios.
Anything goes.
When Missus Ned McLean (God bless her)
Can get Russian reds to "yes" her,
Then I suppose
Anything goes.
When Rockefeller still can hoard en-
Ough money to let Max Gordon
Produce his shows,
Anything goes.
The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
And that gent today
You gave a cent today
Once had several chateaux.
When folks who still can ride in jitneys
Find out Vanderbilts and Whitneys
Lack baby clo'es,
Anything goes.
If Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction
Instruct Anna Sten in diction,
Then Anna shows
Anything goes.
When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up
Now turns a handspring landing up-
On her toes,
Anything goes.
Just think of those shocks you've got
And those knocks you've got
And those blues you've got
From that news you've got
And those pains you've got
(If any brains you've got)
From those little radios.
So Missus R., with all her trimmin's,
Can broadcast a bed from Simmons
'Cause Franklin knows
Anything goes.
The lyrics of Tony Bennett and Count Basie's song Anything Goes reflect the changing attitudes towards norms and conventions in the early 20th century. The song starts by mentioning the landing of Puritans on Plymouth Rock, a significant event in American history. The lyrics suggest that if today's Puritans landed on Plymouth Rock, they would be shocked by how much things have changed. The idea is that the world is now more tolerant and open-minded than in the past, and anything goes. It's a message of liberation, encouraging listeners to embrace their preferences and interests, even if they defy expectations or social conventions.
The lyrics continue to delve into diverse topics, from the censorship and strict moral standards of olden days to the fast cars, low bars, nudist parties, and other taboo or risquΓ© activities that became more acceptable in the early 20th century. The song also mentions Mae West, a popular female witticism in the early 20th century who was known for her provocative style and double entendres. The lyrics suggest that nobody would oppose whatever people like, whether it's Mae West or undressing. In essence, the song embraces the changing times and calls for a more liberal and adventurous attitude towards social norms.
Line by Line Meaning
Times have changed
The world has moved on
And we've often rewound the clock
But sometimes we look back
Since the Puritans got a shock
Ever since the Puritans got a surprise
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
After landing on Plymouth Rock
If today
In this day and age
Any shock they should try to stem
If anyone wants to put a stop to anything shocking
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Instead of getting the surprise
Plymouth Rock would land on them.
They would be the ones surprised
In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
In the past, just seeing a bit of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking.
Was considered scandalous
But now, God knows,
But nowadays
Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable
Good authors too who once knew better words
Even authors known for using proper language
Now only use four-letter words
Now use profanity
Writing prose.
Even in their writing
Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable
If driving fast cars you like,
If you enjoy driving fast cars
If low bars you like,
If you like going to seedy bars
If old hymns you like,
If you prefer old religious songs
If bare limbs you like,
If you enjoy seeing exposed skin
If Mae West you like,
If you're a fan of Mae West
Or me undressed you like,
If you want to see me naked
Why, nobody will oppose.
No one will object
When ev'ry night the set that's smart is in-
When the smart, fashionable people
Truding in nudist parties in
Are attending nudist parties
Studios.
In studios
Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable
When Missus Ned McLean (God bless her)
When Mrs. Ned McLean (God bless her)
Can get Russian reds to "yes" her,
Can get Russians to agree with her
Then I suppose
Then it's fair to say
Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable
When Rockefeller still can hoard en-
When Rockefeller can still hoard
Ough money to let Max Gordon
Enough money to let Max Gordon
Produce his shows,
Produce his shows
Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable
The world has gone mad today
The world is crazy today
And good's bad today,
Good is bad today
And black's white today,
Black is white today
And day's night today,
Day is night today
And that gent today
That man today
You gave a cent today
You gave a penny today
Once had several chateaux.
Once owned several chateaus
When folks who still can ride in jitneys
When people who can still ride in jitneys
Find out Vanderbilts and Whitneys
Learn that Vanderbilts and Whitneys
Lack baby clo'es,
Don't have baby clothes
Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable
If Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction
If Sam Goldwyn can convincingly
Instruct Anna Sten in diction,
Teach Anna Sten how to speak
Then Anna shows
Then Anna demonstrates
Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable
When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up
When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up
Now turns a handspring landing up-
Now does acrobatics
On her toes,
On the tips of her toes
Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable
Just think of those shocks you've got
Think about the shocks you've experienced
And those knocks you've got
And the hard times you've had
And those blues you've got
And the sadness you've felt
From that news you've got
From the news you've received
And those pains you've got
And the pain you've felt
(If any brains you've got)
(If you have any brains)
From those little radios.
From those small radios
So Missus R., with all her trimmin's,
So Mrs. R., with all her adornments
Can broadcast a bed from Simmons
Can advertise a bed from Simmons
'Cause Franklin knows
Because Franklin is aware
Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable
Lyrics Β© Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Cole Porter
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
@deannaanimashaun6033
Man, Oh Man! Well Done, Mr. Bennett! Love it! You will be SORELY MISSED! Thank you for All the years of great Music. Rest in Eternal Peace.
@asjakahle6109
They are maybe B & B, but the quality is A & A, isn't it? Beautiful performance! β€β€
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@pettpaiva
Poor Little Rich Girl !!!
@thomasleary2814
Well you know, when you listen to these YouTube posts β¦ ANYTHING GOES!
@anthonygrant1880
Wrong song