Drink It Up
Travis Bicle Lyrics

Hey, what? Uuuugghh
I am surprised by what's happening right now

That boy is drunk!
Someone has had too much alcohol to drink

Yo.
Hey, what's up

I'm on the guest list, Travis plus five
I'm on the list of people allowed to enter this party

Step to the bar, one bottle plus slime
Approach the bar and buy a drink that comes with a lime

I've got money now, I've got to tank the bank
I have a lot of money and want to spend it on alcohol

Tonight I'm the drunken (?)
Tonight I'm going to drink a lot and get drunk

No cuttin' back and that's the raw truth
I'm not going to stop drinking and that's a fact

I'm thinking alcohol should be the fifth food group
I believe alcohol should be treated like a food group

You've got problems, let's solve them
You have issues, let's talk about them

Two hands and only one mouth, and that's the problem
I can't drink my alcohol fast enough with only one mouth

Oh my god, my talk is slurred
I'm having trouble speaking properly

Oh my god, my vision is blurred
I'm having trouble seeing clearly

Oh my god, I love being drunk
I really enjoy the feeling of being drunk

I love being drunk and that's my word
I really enjoy drinking alcohol

So wasted, so loaded I mumble
I'm so drunk that I can't talk clearly

I stumble, call me Mr. Bumble
I am so drunk that I am having trouble walking straight

Alcohol in my blood, and actually
I have alcohol in my bloodstream

Mosquitoes catch a buzz if they attack at me
I'm so drunk that even mosquitoes would get drunk if they bit me

Is this Fear Factor? (Are you Joe Rogan)
This feels like a dangerous reality TV show

I'm drinking Hulk and I don't even know Hogan
I'm drinking a mixed drink that I've never had before

I want more now (hey wait up)
I want to drink more alcohol

I'm gone now, cuss like a sailor
I'm really drunk now and talking like a sailor

Hey! Drink it up, come on
Let's keep drinking alcohol

Drink it up, bottoms up now
Finish your drink right now

I'm buying. Come on, just take the thing
I'm offering to buy your drink, go ahead and take it

Spraying beer on you, that's how I make it rain
I'm spraying alcohol on you like it's raining money

Lick your lips baby, between the sips
Take a break between drinks and lick your lips

I take that ice from my drink, put it between your tits
I'm going to put some ice from my drink on your chest

(Hey Travis, I saw you dancing)
(Hey Travis, I saw you dancing)

Naw, I don't do it. Unless I was in trance and
I don't dance often, unless I'm really feeling it

I'm feeling nice now. This is how I choose to be
I'm really enjoying how I feel when I'm drunk

My brain just ain't what it used to be
I'm having trouble thinking clearly when I'm drunk

Toast for bartenders who pass the cup
Cheers to the bartenders who pour our drinks

Toast for all the chicks, keep your asses up
Cheers to all the women here dancing

Toast for all drinkers, glasses up
Cheers to everyone who is drinking

Toast and cheers, so loot, and that's what up
Let's cheers and celebrate what's happening right now

Last call, let's click again
It's last call, let's take one last shot

Every time I earl I say I never drink again
Every time I throw up, I say I'm never going to drink again

So take your ass home, goodnight
It's time to go home now, good night

Party's over. If you're drunk try to haul with someone sober
The party is over, if you're drunk, try to get a ride with someone who is not drunk

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to... all of life's problems
Drinking alcohol can cause problems, but it can also be a solution to problems