1) A mononym of Aurelio V… Read Full Bio ↴Voltaire is a name of at least three acts:
1) A mononym of Aurelio Voltaire Hernández (b. 1967, Havana, Cuba), a singer/songwriter whose music has its roots deeply embedded in European folk and also has influences from the gothic scene. He has also been directing commercials and animating short films for ten years, the best known of these are his Hieronymus Bosch-inspired station MTV IDs.
Inspired by the films of Ray Harryhausen (Jason and the Argonauts, The 7th Voyage of Sinbad), Voltaire began animating at the age of ten on a super8 camera. By piecing together snippets of information from fanzines, he eventually was able to teach himself how to make foam rubber animation models and animate them. The films of his childhood landed him his first directing job in 1988 with MTV. The stop-motion tour of the hellish Garden of Earthly Delights won several awards.
He also teaches stop-motion animation at the School of Visual Arts in New York City.
He also wrote the song "BRAINS!" for the Cartoon Network show "Grim and Evil" which has since split into two separate shows (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Evil Con Carne) and the song can also be found on his album "Boo Hoo".
An avid fan of Star Trek, Voltaire frequently attends conventions and released a four track E.P. called "Banned on Vulcan". It was a set of comedy recordings poking fun at characters from the show.
He often takes part in Adventure Quest Worlds special musical events in which he is drawn incredibly well!
Discography:
The Devil's Bris (1998)
Almost Human (2000)
Boo Hoo (2002)
Then and Again (2004)
Ooky Spooky (2007)
To the Bottom of the Sea (2008)
Hate Lives in a Small Town (2010)
Riding a Black Unicorn Down the Side of an Erupting Volcano While Drinking from a Chalice Filled with the Laughter of Small Children (2011)
BiTrektual (2012)
Raised by Bats (2014)
Heart-Shaped Wound (2017)
What Are the Oddz? (2019)
The Black Labyrinth (TBD)
2) A German indie rock group from Bonn, too. They were founded in 2003 by Roland Meyer de Voltaire, who is the singer, songwriter and producer of the band. Their discography includes one EP and two albums, called "Heute ist jeder Tag" (2006) and "Das letzte bisschen Etikette" (2009).
Sites: Voltaire-Musik.De (official)
3) A Polish punk rock band who have released two albums.
4) An 18th-century French writer and philosopher, who might be scrobbled by people listening to audiobooks of his works.
Coin Operated Goi
Voltaire Lyrics
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Scary but it's true,
He is not a Jew.
He won't dance the horah,
Won't light the menorah,
And it's not a lie,
He ain't even circumcised.
Oi!
I'm not so sure that he's kosher,
Despite what is in the brochure.
Everything he eats is wrapped in ham.
Plus he tried to pork me in the can.
I should go and ask my Rabbi,
If it's a sin if he and I,
Do it through a small hole in a sheet.
Just big enough to slip my kosher meat.
Groin masticated joy, oh boy!
Coin operated goi,
Can't hang with the Moyles,
He ain't got the curls.
I say we convert him.
It ain't gonna hurt him.
Well, maybe down below,
He will have to undergo,
A groin operation ploy.
His bris we'll perform,
To make his schmuck deformed.
The Moyle gets a dollar,
If he makes him holler.
To make his schmuck more slim,
We'll chop off his foreskin!
Give it to the waiter.
He'll bless it for seder.
We'll nosh on it later.
Oh I want a,
I want a,
I want a,
I want a,
I want a,
I want a,
I want a,
I want a,
I want a,
For Rosh Hashanah.
A coin operated goi, oh boy!
Coin operated goi,
Scary but it's true,
He was not a Jew.
But honestly, no schitzvah,
He had a Bar Mitzvah.
Now he's kosher too.
He just like me and you,
A coin operated Jew!
The song "Coin Operated Goi" by Voltaire is a humorous take on the relationship between two people of different religious backgrounds. The term "Goi" in Hebrew means a non-Jewish person, and "Coin-Operated" is a slang term used to refer to someone who follows their own moral code rather than any particular religion. The lyrics describe this individual as scary, but true, and point out that he is not Jewish, won't perform any Jewish customs, and is not even circumcised. The singer then questions whether he is truly kosher and suggests performing a ritual circumcision to make him Jewish.
The lyrics continue in a satirical and offensive tone, as the singer describes the process of converting the Coin Operated Goi to Judaism. He suggests performing a bris, a Jewish circumcision ceremony, and even encourages the moyle to make the Coin Operated Goi holler for a dollar. He also jokes about eating the removed foreskin during the Jewish holiday of Rosh Hashanah. The song ends with a twist, revealing that the Coin Operated Goi had already become Jewish through his Bar Mitzvah.
Line by Line Meaning
Coin operated goi,
The person being talked about is not Jewish and is being referred to as a coin operated goi.
Scary but it's true,
The situation is unnerving but it's real.
He is not a Jew.
This person is not of the Jewish faith.
He won't dance the horah,
He won't participate in traditional Jewish dances like the horah.
Won't light the menorah,
He won't participate in lighting a menorah for Hanukkah.
And it's not a lie,
This statement is truthful.
He ain't even circumcised. Oi!
He is not circumcised, which is a common practice among Jewish males.
I'm not so sure that he's kosher,
The artist is unsure if he follows Jewish dietary laws.
Despite what is in the brochure.
Despite what information is provided.
Everything he eats is wrapped in ham.
It seems like he eats foods containing ham, which is not kosher.
Plus he tried to pork me in the can.
He tried to have sexual contact with the singer in an inappropriate way.
I should go and ask my Rabbi,
The artist is considering consulting with their religious leader for guidance.
If it's a sin if he and I,
The singer is questioning if their potential actions would be considered sinful.
Do it through a small hole in a sheet.
Engage in sexual activity while following Jewish law that requires a sheet with a hole for modesty purposes.
Just big enough to slip my kosher meat.
The hole would only be large enough for the singer to engage in sexual activity while remaining covered by the sheet.
Groin masticated joy, oh boy!
A crude reference to sexual activity that takes place within Jewish law.
Can't hang with the Moyles,
He doesn't associate with those who perform circumcisions as part of Jewish tradition.
He ain't got the curls.
He doesn't wear the traditional ringlet curls that are associated with some Jewish groups.
I say we convert him.
The singer is suggesting that they should try to convert this person to the Jewish faith.
It ain't gonna hurt him.
Converting to Judaism will not physically harm him.
Well, maybe down below,
There may be some personal discomfort or alteration below the waist.
He will have to undergo,
He will have to experience.
A groin operation ploy.
He will have to undergo circumcision in order to convert to Judaism.
His bris we'll perform,
The act of circumcision they will perform on him.
To make his schmuck deformed.
To alter the appearance of his penis.
The Moyle gets a dollar,
The person performing the circumcision will receive payment, as is customary.
If he makes him holler.
The circumcised individual is expected to express pain or discomfort during the procedure.
To make his schmuck more slim,
The act of circumcision will also reduce the size of his penis.
We'll chop off his foreskin!
Slicing off the skin covering the tip of his penis is part of the circumcsion procedure.
Give it to the waiter.
A reference to the traditional Jewish practice of performing a circumcision ceremony and then having a celebratory meal where the foreskin could be given to the waiter as a reminder of the day.
He'll bless it for seder.
The waiter will use the foreskin as a symbol during the seder meal, which is a Jewish ritual feast.
We'll nosh on it later.
The foreskin will be consumed as part of the celebratory meal.
Oh I want a,
An expression of desire for something.
For Rosh Hashanah.
A Jewish holiday whose coming is being anticipated.
A coin operated goi, oh boy!
Reiterating the initial statement about this non-Jewish person.
He had a Bar Mitzvah.
Despite not being Jewish, this person had a Bar Mitzvah which is the celebration of becoming a man under Jewish tradition.
No schitzvah,
A play on the word 'mitzvah' which means 'good deed' in Hebrew. In this context, the singer is saying that he wasn't really a part of the community.
Now he's kosher too.
After being circumcised and having a Bar Mitzvah, he is now considered part of the Jewish community and following Jewish law.
He just like me and you,
He is now just like any other Jewish person.
A coin operated Jew!
Revising the original 'coin operated goi' to reflect that the now-Jewish person is still 'coin operated' i.e. a person who is bought or swayed by money.
Contributed by Jack N. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
Anna Nikole
As a huge Dresden Dolls fan and Voltaire fan, I can't believe I've never heard this.
Tempestates
He did this with Hellbinki Sextet at Dragon Con 2009. Look for it. You'll love it.
Beck Ford
I just found it now and am dying of surprise.
Holly Johnson
@Anna Nikole Ditto!
Jack Spratt
I've listened to this song for about five years now. I only discovered yesterday that this is a parody. I'm not that bright.
Nata Fox
@You’re Childhood thank you sooo much (Dresden Dolls are dark cabare, right? I think I wanted to check them out, but did nt for some reason)
You’re Childhood
@Nata Fox coin operated boy by dresden dolls
Nata Fox
What is the original?
Melissa Antras
@organic water tut 0+*×*?_"–,=34,
Just A Guy
Guess what....I just figured out....and it was thanks to the homestuck parody.......