Roméo et Yvette
Vulgaires Machins Lyrics


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Un cover dance de Cash Johnny dans le tapis
Romo attend dans le stationnement de l'hpital
Yvette est srement sur la table d'opration
Pour que ses seins soient plus gros et plus ronds
Y rve depuis des dcennies
Qu'sa femme soit mieux quipe
Qu'la femme de son meilleur ami
Y s'fout, pas mal
Y s'fout pas mal du prix
La peau c'est toute sa vie
Elle c'est lui
Pendant ce temps Yvette elle terminait sa chirurgie
Enfin mes seins allait amliorer ma qualit de vie
C'est excitant ma chrie, t'es ben plus belle depuis mais maudit qu'a a l'air pesant
Romo et Yvette sont toujours auss malheureux
Mais au moins aujourd'hui en ce moment




Le silicone est dieu
De leur minable vie deux

Overall Meaning

The first verse of Vulgaires Machins's song "Roméo et Yvette" sets the scene of Romeo waiting in the hospital parking lot while Yvette undergoes surgery to get bigger and rounder breasts, which she has been dreaming about for decades. Romeo does not care about the price of the surgery and sees it as an investment in Yvette's appearance, which he considers his life's purpose as he is obsessed with skin. Yvette, on the other hand, is excited about the surgery and believes it will improve her quality of life, although she finds the weight of the implanted silicone heavy. Despite the fact that their lives are still miserable, they find some momentary solace in the belief that silicone is their savior.


The song portrays the empty and superficial nature of Romeo and Yvette's relationship, which is driven by their fixation on appearance and outer beauty. Romeo and Yvette are depicted as people who have lost sight of what truly matters in life and have become slaves to the ideals of their consumerist society. The use of the phrase "dieu" (god) to describe silicone is a poignant commentary on the worship of materialism and the way in which it has replaced spirituality in modern society. The song suggests that Romeo and Yvette's search for happiness through external means is doomed to failure, and that true fulfillment can only come from a deeper, more meaningful connection with oneself and others.


Line by Line Meaning

Un cover dance de Cash Johnny dans le tapis
A meaningless act of imitating Cash Johnny's dance moves with no real purpose.


Romo attend dans le stationnement de l'hpital
Romo patiently waits in the hospital parking lot.


Yvette est srement sur la table d'opration
Yvette is most likely on the operating table.


Pour que ses seins soient plus gros et plus ronds
Yvette wants bigger and rounder breasts.


Y rve depuis des dcennies
Yvette has dreamed of this for decades.


Qu'sa femme soit mieux quipe
Yvette hopes to be better equipped as a woman.


Qu'la femme de son meilleur ami
She hopes to be better equipped than her best friend's wife.


Y s'fout, pas mal
Yvette doesn't care about the consequences of her decision.


Y s'fout pas mal du prix
Yvette is not concerned about the cost of the surgery.


La peau c'est toute sa vie
Yvette's life revolves around her appearance.


Elle c'est lui
Her identity is completely wrapped up in her physical appearance.


Pendant ce temps Yvette elle terminait sa chirurgie
Meanwhile, Yvette finishes her surgery.


Enfin mes seins allait amliorer ma qualit de vie
Yvette believes that her breast augmentation will improve her quality of life.


C'est excitant ma chrie, t'es ben plus belle depuis mais maudit qu'a a l'air pesant
Her partner finds her newly augmented breasts attractive, but acknowledges that they are heavy.


Romo et Yvette sont toujours auss malheureux
Romo and Yvette are still unhappy despite the surgery.


Mais au moins aujourd'hui en ce moment
At least for the moment...


Le silicone est dieu
The silicone implants are everything to Yvette at this moment.


De leur minable vie deux
Their pitiful lives remain the same despite the surgery.




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