1000 Umbrellas
XTC Lyrics


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One thousand umbrellas
Upturned couldn't catch all the rain
That drained out of my head
When you said we were
Over and over I cried
'Til I floated downstream
To a town they call
Misery oh oh misery
Misery oh oh misery

And one million teacups
I bet couldn't hold all the wet
That fell out of my eyes
When you fell out with me
Now I'm crawling the wallpaper
That's looking more like a road map
To misery oh oh misery

How can you smile and forecast
Weather's getting better
And you'll soon forget her
If you let the sunshine come through
How can you smile and forecast
Weather's getting better
If you never let a girl rain all over you
And just when I thought that my vista was golden in hue
One thousand umbrellas opened to spoil the view

One billion salt seas
Recalled from school atlas
Alas would be filled to the brim
Sunny Jim couldn't jump it
How can I be pleased
When I'm handed the keys
To a town they call Misery
Oh oh Misery

So with a mop and a bucket
I'll just say forget her
And carry on sweeping up
Where I've been weeping
The Jesters will creep in
To strike down the newly crowned Monarch
Of Misery oh oh Misery

How can you smile and forecast
Weather's getting better
And you'll soon forget her
If you let the sunshine come through
How can you smile and forecast
Weather's getting better
If you never let a girl rain all over you
Just when I thought that my skies were a June, July blue
One thousand umbrellas opened




Two thousand umbrellas opened
Ten thousand umbrellas opened to spoil the view

Overall Meaning

In XTC’s song “1000 Umbrellas”, the singer is left heartbroken and devastated after his significant other calls off their relationship. The lyrics paint a vivid picture of a man overwhelmed by his emotions, as rain metaphorically pours out of his head and eyes with such intensity that it cannot be captured by one thousand umbrellas. He’s unable to find solace even in his own thoughts, as the pain is all-consuming, driving him towards a town called Misery.


The lyrics also delve into the idea of hope and optimism in the face of heartbreak. The singer is perplexed by the idea that people can simply “smile and forecast” that the weather will get better and that they will move on from romantic disappointment. In his mind, he cannot understand how someone can move on without experiencing the full range of emotions associated with the end of a relationship. He concludes with the realization that even when he thought he had escaped his heartache, a thousand umbrellas opened to spoil his view, suggesting that he will be haunted by these memories and feelings for some time.


Line by Line Meaning

One thousand umbrellas
Even if I had infinite umbrellas to shelter myself from the rain, it wouldn't be enough to hold back my tears.


Upturned couldn't catch all the rain
Metaphorically, I am crying so much that all the tears cannot be contained by anything, including a thousand umbrellas.


That drained out of my head
The tears that are continuously flowing are from the sadness and pain of losing the person I love.


When you said we were
My heart broke when you confirmed that our relationship was over.


Over and over I cried
I was inconsolable, repeating my tears again and again without any end.


'Til I floated downstream
My sadness had taken me over completely and carried me away like a strong current in a river.


To a town they call
This town of Misery is my destination and my reality, where I will unfortunately reside.


Misery oh oh misery
My heart is only familiar with heartache and sorrow now.


And one million teacups
Expressing the intensity of the tears I cried, even a million teacups would not be enough for holding them all.


I bet couldn't hold all the wet
I am heartbroken with excessive sadness and grief, crying uncontrollably with tears that even an enormous collection of teacups could not hold.


That fell out of my eyes
My eyes keep shedding tears that I have no control over.


When you fell out with me
I was shattered when you gave up on us and abandoned me.


Now I'm crawling the wallpaper
I have lost touch with reality as I am succumbing to my sorrow, crawling aimlessly with walls caving in and closing in on me.


That's looking more like a road map
The wallpaper I'm crawling on looks like a roadmap to a destination that I don't want to reach or experience.


To misery oh oh misery
The end goal or only path I know now is misery and sadness.


How can you smile and forecast
It's unbearable how others can pretend that tomorrow might be sunny and happy when I'm trapped in my dismal existence.


Weather's getting better
People always tell me that things will improve but I can't see it.


And you'll soon forget her
Others seem to act like forgetting the one you love is a simple and easy process.


If you let the sunshine come through
People say that happiness is up to me, that I just need to let the light of good things in, but in reality, it's not that simple.


If you never let a girl rain all over you
I need to experience the sorrow and grief fully in order to eventually move on from it. I can't just ignore and suppress my own emotions.


And just when I thought that my vista was golden in hue
Just as I thought that there might be hope and happiness in my future, everything fell apart.


One thousand umbrellas opened to spoil the view
No matter what hope I thought I had, it gets shattered again and again by never-ending sadness.


One billion salt seas
Trying to convey how much sadness and tears can fill up a billion oceans.


Recalled from school atlas
A distant, literary reference to the old days when things seemed simpler and more hopeful.


Alas would be filled to the brim
There is no end to the sadness and grief.


Sunny Jim couldn't jump it
Not even the most positive and optimistic people could ever try to ignore the feelings of sadness.


How can I be pleased
I've become so isolated and hurt that I don't believe happiness can exist for me anymore.


When I'm handed the keys
Feeling like I'm completely stuck in Misery and there's no escaping it.


To a town they call Misery
I'm paralyzed and unable to escape the hopeless town of Misery.


So with a mop and a bucket
The only thing I can do is clean up my mess, both literally and figuratively.


I'll just say forget her
I'll try to forget the pain of losing the one I love, even though it won't be easy.


And carry on sweeping up
I'll try to move on, but it's not that simple.


Where I've been weeping
I've been crying so much that it's started to affect where I live.


The Jesters will creep in
People who never understood me before suddenly start showing up with their false smiles and false sympathies.


To strike down the newly crowned Monarch
Now that I'm broken and shattered, others who earlier ignored me are coming to mock and hurt me further.


Of Misery oh oh Misery
There's no way out, and I'm stuck in this abysmal world of Misery.


Two thousand umbrellas opened
Just when I thought there might be a glimmer of hope, things get worse.


Ten thousand umbrellas opened to spoil the view
The hopelessness grows and grows, until it consumes everything.




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Written by: ANDY PARTRIDGE

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